Chapter 4: Yuuji Changing Jobs from “Rich Person” to “Magician of the Forest”.
「Oow, it’s blooming beautifully. Come and see Alice, sit here. Kotarou, are you good over here?」(Yuuji)
Time had passed since Yuuji showed symptoms of Chuunibyou and began practicing magic in the garden. The Sakura’s blossoms had opened, and were currently flowering in full bloom.
Today on the garden’s soil, that had experienced Alice’s magic, a blue tarp was spread out, as two people and one animal were flower viewing.
By the way, Magician of the Forest Yuuji wasn’t able to use magic even now.[1]
「Yuuji-nii, the Sakura is beautiful! Why there is only one Sakura tree? If there are a lot more then it will be more and more beautiful!」(Alice)
Sitting cross legged atop the sheet, Alice was smiling in high spirits.
「Alice, this Sakura was planted to commemorate the birth of Alice’s oneechan Sakura, you know. Furthermore, look! Even if there is only one tree but it is still beautiful, right? The Sakura blooms quietly, then after a short time scatters. It’s also a beautiful thing...」
Yuuji made a narration for some reason while having a distant look on his face. Of course he wasn’t contemplating anything. It was just because this pose looked really cool.
“Is that so? Amazing!” Alice shouted, honestly delighted, but Kotarou didn’t bark at all and just stared at Yuuji with ice-cold eyes.
「Now then, Alice, let’s toast! It has been one year since I came to this place. Also yesterday was my birthday.」(Yuuji)
「Un, Alice will do the toast!」(Alice)
Two voice overlapping, “Toast” and the glass mugs hit each other. Kotarou couldn’t participate in toasting. Since naturally, a dog’s paw couldn’t hold glass mug.
Saved to congratulate his one year commemoration, Yuuji tasted his first beer since coming to this world. Well, it wasn’t real beer, but low-malt beer[2] that his father left behind in the refrigerator.
Yuuji personally couldn’t be considered as strong or weak drinker. But he also wouldn’t get drunk off of one can of beer. Meanwhile, his imouto, Sakura, drank alcohol like a fish.[3]
As expected Yuuji could drink alcohol until he fell into stupor without doing anything stupid while being inebriated.
「So I have become 31 years old, huh...... Which reminds me, when is Alice’s birthday?」(Yuuji)
「Birthday......? Ummmm, when the harvest festival is over, everyone will become one year older, right?」(Alice)
「Hmm, so it’s a style where it’s celebrated all at once. When was Alice born? Has anyone ever told you about it?」(Yuuji)
「Yes! Alice was born in the autumn! Papa said that Alice was born just before the harvest festival so it was a major incident! But Mama also said that, you were born just before the winter came, even when I was waiting for it, like this she said! So, Alice doesn’t really know......」(Alice)
What an exceptional memory. After all, do children even bother remembering something that they didn’t want to remember?
「I-Is that so, Alice was born in Autumn, eh, I see, then let’s celebrate it during the next Autumn!」(Yuuji)
Yuuji changed the conversation without acquiring any information and so on. His eyes swam away.
Kotarou became playful with Alice as if to distract her.
“Leave this to me!” (Kotarou)
It looks like what Kotarou tried to say.
It appears that Kotaru thought it was still too early for Alice to have sex education.[4] What an apprehensive reliable female. She’s a dog though.
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*Gegyaa*!
Lured by the sudden roar, two people and one animal looked up at the sound’s origin in the sky.
「Wy-Wyvern! Yuuji-nii, Kotarou, we need to hide in a place it can’t see!」(Alice)
Yes, Yuuji had seen it when he first came to this another world, it was the strange bird that flying in the sky.
Hearing Alice’s yell, Yuuji was quickly pulled by Alice to hide inside the house. While occasionally turning her head to look back, Kotarou also followed from behind.
This year, there was also a green shaped humanoid figure on its sharp hind legs; perhaps it had caught a goblin.
Just like what he had seen last year, it came from the sky to the east of house and flew to the northern mountains.
「Haahaa...... Even when I haven’t seen it for one year..... Alice, does the wyvern only comes out during the spring?」
「Uun, Alice doesn’t know! But, if wyverns come out, we are hiding inside the house so it can’t see. They say it’s really dangerous for the children.」(Alice)
Thus, in this way, the enjoyable flower viewing ended prematurely and became a quiet tea party inside the house.
「Ah! Shit, I didn’t take a picture of wyvern again!」(Yuuji)
Yuuji wasn’t able to exact his last year’s revenge.
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【A piece of junk negotiator’s】I finally came out after 10 years, but my home kinda went into another world Part 9【Will he survive?】[5]
1 : Anonymous ETNE
This is the thread to enjoy the reports, images and videos of another world that confirmed piece of junk negotiator「Yuuji」 has uploaded.
Is it really another world? How did he fabricate it? This is the thread to verify this.
Finally he started to interact with people from another world.
Will Yuuji survive as the result?
You guys, the self-proclaimed genius could you do something for him?
Train Yuuji well just like Sergeant Hartman!
The next thread will be set up after this thread step over >>900 filthy maggots!
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311: Anonymous NEET
Still wasn’t 4 mirrors with 1 additional rewards too much?
You can’t get this anymore, you know?
312: Former Talented Salesman
Sorry
It was my mistake
I wanted to avoid internal discord between the adventurers
Since completing swift and certain negotiation took priority
313: Well Informed NEET
>>312
Since it’s different from selling in Japan
The civilization level was still unknown
But it was a feudalism with the King on top
We know that since there is political power then there is military power
314: Anonymous NEET
>>312
Are you really talented?
315: Anonymous ETNE
>>314
Shh!
316: Anonymous MEAT
>>314
(Thinking that if he was really talented he wouldn’t be in this thread)
317: Cool NEET
>>ALL
Well we can’t change what has already happened
The review meeting had also finished
We should brainstorm our assumption about the next peddler behavioral pattern.