Chapter 1: Prologue

Some Goddess I was. I offered people divine protection and was like "That car missing you by a hair breadth? I can't always be looking out for you. Please drive more carefully in the future." 

But when it came to people who actually needed help? A friend of mine fucking offed himself because "I'll do the world a favor by ridding it of me, nobody will miss me anyways!" I fucking broke down crying. 

I was pathetic. A failure. I didn't deserve to be called Goddess.

"I just wish I could somehow help him…" I sighed, to nobody in particular. "Or at least had a fluffy tail to hug and sob all my worries into."

I curled up into a ball and started crying. Or I tried to. Stupid testosterone made it quite impossible to cry, as usual because ‘YoU aRe A mAn! MeN dOn’T cRy!’ Fucking bullshit!

I eventually did manage to shed a few tears, after a lot of effort. I hugged my tail to my chest and curled up even tighter, before just letting all of my pent up frustrations and tears out.

Wait… My tail? Since when did I have a tail?

I wiped away my tears with my shirt and blinked a few times to un-blurry my vision. Sure enough, there was a very fluffy tail in my arms. I carefully ran my hand through the fur on that tail and sure enough, I could feel it. I felt both the hand running through my tail and the incredibly soft fur.

Still sobbing, I sat up. “Wh-wha?” was all I managed to say. I was shocked to hear my voice. It sounded so different than what I was used to.

It was so much higher. Did that mean?! I needed to find a mirror! While I was still thinking about where I could find one, I suddenly saw a full body length mirror floating in the middle of my room.

I couldn’t believe my eyes. The person in the mirror, it was hard to believe she was me. She looked so… So beautiful. Her eyes were a bit red, probably because she had cried, but still.

Her shoulder-length silver hair looked silky and smooth. She had a pair of fox-ears on top of her head instead of human ears on the side, but they looked… right?

They looked like they were supposed to be there. As if anything else would have just been wrong and weird. The fur on them perfectly matched her hair color at the base and towards the top it slowly turned even more white.

I reached up and touched the ears, still in disbelief that this amazingly beautiful woman, this … this goddess was me. My ears twitched in response to my touch. That was a feeling I would need a while to get used to.

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I blushed a bit as my gaze wandered down my body. I poked my chest and sure enough, those were no forms. They were the real deal. My shoulders had also become a lot narrower and my hips gotten wider.

My tail had been wagging happily behind me for some time now. I brought it in front of me and gave it a closer look. Its fur was the same shade of silver as my hair and like my ears, its tip was white. I blinked a few times before pinching my cheek.

“Please be real. Please don’t be a dream!” I said, knowing deep down that is was real.

I was finally who I was always meant to be. And to think all it needed was to have a mental breakdown. 

Oh fuck! Rob! I needed to go look and make sure he was alright!

I glanced at the mirror again. No, this wasn’t going to work. I needed to get myself some proper clothes. An outfit fit for a goddess. I thought for a moment, before deciding on the obvious solution.

With another thought, I adorned a white kimono with a red skirt and white thigh-highs. It was rather bland, but I figured it would look good enough. I didn’t know how much time I had in any case, so sorting out the details was going to have to wait.

Starting to understand how my new powers worked, I imagined myself existing close to Rob. And sure enough my surroundings began to warp and after a second or two I found myself standing in a back alley somewhere, presumably in the USA.

“What are your worries, child?” I asked the figure in front of me, whose back was turned towards me.

He slowly turned around and looked at me. His expression read pain and sorrow. He blinked. His face cycled through all kinds of emotions.

“Goddess?” he eventually asked, half hopeful, half in disbelief.

“Who else would I be?”

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