"Alright, well, this is something we don't see often," the Guild inspector said.
"What, Sex Dungeons?" Roxy asked.
"Nah- well, yes, those are also pretty rare," the Guild inspector admitted. "But that's on account Dungeon Masters are rare in the first place. I think, for the most part, just about every Dungeon Master has been commissioned for at least one Sex Dungeon in their time- and since those are commissions, we gotta do the full thousand-delve inspection; they're not just for the Dungeon Master."
"Ah, fair," Roxy said. "So which part of this is the especially noteworthy bit to you?"
"The fact this Dungeon Gate is adjustable," the Guild inspector said. "You must be at least a Level 10 Dungeon Master by now, right?"
"Level 13, in fact," Roxy said. "And yeah, I made it so it could do Sex Dungeons anywhere from Level 1 to Level 13."
"Shit, how'd you manage Level 13? I was in here inspecting your first Dungeon Gate a week ago."
"Well, turns out that delving party contracts can allocate XP in weird ways. I signed a contract with a party looking for a main caster that said any XP earned during a delve would be held in escrow by the contract until the end of the delve, where it could be allocated as its earner saw fit. Which seems like it'd mean that you could bargain your XP to someone else for some of the loot, which is true, and a bit of that did happen, but, the main use is that this also lets you pick which class gets the XP. So I did like five delves up at Venompit, because I also wanted to level up some other crafting classes of mine that were kinda stalled out below 13, and now I'm good to go."
"Damn, I need to get me a contract wizard like that," the Guild inspector said. "Legally, I'm not allowed to hire you for that service; it'd be a conflict of interest, since I'm inspecting your shit and making sure it's safe. But, at the same time..."
"Oh?"
"There actually ain't much I need to do here," the Guild inspector said. "Sex Dungeons are unusually stable, so the certification requirements have historically been a bit more relaxed. And then there's the fact that, as we can quite plainly see, you're a Level 13 Dungeon Master. Past the Level 10 mark, Dungeon Masters have very reliable abilities. So long as they don't build a Dungeon Gate above their level, they're trusted to make solid Gates that won't dissolve the Dungeon in the middle of a delve, along with everyone inside it. That also lowers the certification requirements. Now, when we consider that you have made a Sex Dungeon Gate that is not above your level, that adds up to requiring only ten test runs before it's certified for anyone to delve."
"And in the event that I do not intend to open this Gate up to the public?" Roxy asked. "If I only want, say, Silver Certification?"
"Hrm... Silver Certification just plain isn't an option, here. It should require just one run, if we're following the patterns, but just one run don't tell you much, and everyone kinda knows that. Of course, that's just my interpretation. I'm doing this by the book, and just 'cause the ink's still wet doesn't mean there can't still be spots where Guild regs haven't quite caught up to everything that's changed. But, since I'm not an automaton, there is a system in place for Dungeon Gates that the Master doesn't want to be publicized knowledge, just... on the classified records, so that they can invite guests into it without getting in trouble."
"Ahhh, gotcha, gotcha," Roxy said. "Well, fuck it. Enjoy your ten delves. I've got some potency and stamina potions if you need 'em. You deserve the break, on account I'm planning to build an actual public Level 13 Dungeon Gate, and you and your team are gonna have to delve it a thousand times for it to be Gold Certified."
"A hundred, actually. Remember, on-level Dungeon Gates from Dungeon Masters over Level 10 don't need as much testing. It's a hundred for Gold Certified, and ten for Silver Certified."
"Ahhhh, gotcha, gotcha."
"Also, why a Level 13? Usually Dungeon Masters try and push themselves to make a Level 14 Dungeon Gate, since we don't got any. Well, historically, anyway. Ain't exactly a big, living Dungeon Master community"
"Because all those old masters were overreaching idiots. Sure, a Level 14 Dungeon would be real nice to have, but you know what else would be nice to have? A Level 13 Dungeon that isn't a Growth Dungeon."
"What about Angelspire?"
"Angelspire is a Gauntlet Dungeon and even more of a dangerous pain in the ass to crawl. Fuck all that noise, we need Level 13 Dungeon Gates that people can grind out delves on with a lot less risk, and you can write down the fact I said that and take it all the way up to Ariel Ironborn herself. I'll make a Level 14 Dungeon Gate once I'm a Level 14 Dungeon Master. In the meantime, I'm sticking to what's safe."
"Well, fair enough. Might as well do my inspection now. I'll see you in... whenever I'm done, really."
"Take the stamina potions. I'll have an automaton bring down a platter of sandwiches and more stamina potions, just in case you need it."
"Much obliged, ma'am."
"Alright, girls," Roxy said that evening, once everyone was all dolled up in their sluttiest armor. Akane and Nicky were wearing the same outfits they'd used at Level 3, albeit recently modified to account for the fact they were now Level 7, optimized for their new baseline levels of capability. Lisa, meanwhile, was wearing a skintight jumpsuit in a very fox-like color scheme, with orange dominating, white as a secondary color, and black as an accent color for extremities. Somehow, she'd made this, as a Blacksmith, despite the only metal parts being the zipper and a few snap fasteners. Roxy herself, however, was wearing the same thing she always wore- casual street clothes underneath a wizard's hat and overcoat. "Let's see what a Level 1 Sex Dungeon is all about. Ready?"
"I've got my accessories that let me milk more cum out of people!" Akane said, wiggling her ring-bearing fingers, her staff tucked flirtatiously into her cleavage while she did so.
"And I have the ring that reduces my refractory period and makes everyone I cum inside count as a Succubus for the purposes of your cum reservoir," Nicky said, having put on some makeup along with the ring.
"I got mine too," Lisa said. "Let's do this."
"Onward... to a more exciting sex life!" Roxy declared, before powering up the Dungeon Gate and stepping through.
The Level 1 Sex Dungeon was lit with candles, giving a low, romantic air to the place, along with a pleasing scent. And there, across the opening room of the Dungeon, was their first challenge this delve.
"Help, I'm stuck!" the bottom-heavy catgirl beta said.
"Wow, these are not subtle, are they?" Roxy said.
"You didn't already know?" Nicky asked.
"My first time was with you in an alleyway. No, I have never been in a Sex Dungeon myself until now."
The challenge was simple: the door to the rest of the dungeon was locked. Next to it was an open window at roughly waist height. Stuck in that opening, ass and boner caught on the top and bottom edges, was a beta catgirl with a particularly fat ass and a particularly large boner- although the lack of a knot made it clear she was a regular beta, and not a beta exemplar- and a tail that flicked back and forth in the way agitated cats often did.
"Help!" the catgirl repeated.
"What do you expect us to do?" Roxy asked. "Cast [Grease] and give you a push?"
"It won't work," the catgirl mewled meowrosely. "My ass might squeeze through there, but my cock definitely won't. You have to make me cum, so it'll go limp, and I can squeeze through!"
"I see, I see," Roxy said, approaching the catgirl. "Any preferences?"
"...Don't bother being gentle with me," the catgirl admitted, after a bashful pause. She yelped as Roxy smacked her ass, then moaned loudly.
"Like that?"
"E-exactly!" the catgirl said. "Just like that! Help me through, and I'll open the door for you!"
"Well, if you insist," Roxy said, pulling out her cock and lining it up with the catgirl's pussy. "Hold tight."
Roxy slipped herself in, grunting in pleasure as she sank herself into the catgirl. "Ahhh, you're so soft, kitten."
"Mmmmnnngh I hate your guts," the catgirl moaned. "I love pet names and dirty talk, but the wordplay inherent in calling a catgirl 'kitten' makes me groan."
"Oh well," Roxy said, shrugging as she started humping away at the catgirl's fat ass. "No use crying over spilled milk."
"I'm gonna kill you."
"Look, if I shut up, then someone else is gonna make the puns," Roxy said. "Look, I'll demonstrate." Then she stopped saying words for at least five seconds.
"What's wrong, Roxy?" Nicky asked. "Cat got your tongue?"
"You all suck," the catgirl said. "Except- ah- except at, sex, ahh, ahhh, I'm so close, I'm, ahhhh!"
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The catgirl came, her tail sticking straight up as she yowled like... well, like a cat in heat. Her pussy squeezed down on Roxy, and her cock sprayed cum down the middle of the door, before going flaccid.
"[Grease]," Roxy cast, before slamming her hips into the catgirl's now-slippery ass, popping her straight through the opening, off of Roxy's cock, and onto the floor.
"Ack! Fuck!" Roxy watched through the opening as the catgirl- a fairly busty specimen for a beta- picked herself up. "Ughhh... Okay, I'm through! I'll open the door for you."
True to her word, the catgirl opened the door, allowing everyone entrance into... her large, spacious bedroom, where she had a fairly big bed.
"Thank you so much for the help!" the catgirl said. "Since you didn't cum, maybe I can pay you back for your help?"
"And my friends, who stood around watching instead of helping?" Roxy asked.
"...They can fuck me too," the catgirl declared, folding her arms and nodding imperiously. "So, how're we doing this?"
"Hrm..." Roxy tapped her chin. "Okay, Akane is the only one here without a dick, so she gets your dick. From there... Lisa, you get her ass. Nicky, you get her pussy. And I will get the catgirl's mouth."
"I have a name, you know," the catgirl said.
"Really?" Roxy asked. "Which is it? Catherine? Or Katrina?"
"...Kathleen," the catgirl admitted.
"Well, Kathleen, you won't have to listen to us make puns much longer," Roxy said, patting Kathleen's head and rubbing behind her ears.
"Mmmn... so mean to me."
"Then why are you so wet?" Akane asked.
"...Shut up."
"Alright, let's get this gangbang started," Lisa said, unzipping her jumpsuit. "Roxy, when you cast [Grease], did you-"
"I got her asshole too, yeah," Roxy said, nodding.
"Great. Can you get my dick, too?"
"Ah, sure thing. [Grease]."
"Alright, let's get this thing going," Lisa said, sweeping Kathleen up in her arms and carrying her to the bed. She knelt on the soft mattress, and kissed Kathleen sweetly, before laying the catgirl down on her back, her ass raised up in Lisa's lap. "Ready, darling?"
"Mmmn... Mhm..."
"Good, good. Here I come..." Lisa slowly, carefully, and gradually eased herself into Kathleen's asshole. This was, after all, a Level 1 Sex Dungeon. She was probably inexperienced and on a hair trigger- like Nicky supposedly was, a month before Lisa had joined the team. "Feel good?"
"Mmmnhghnnn," Kathleen verbally keysmashed.
"Alright, Nicky, you're next up," Lisa said. "Slowly and gently; she's sensitive."
"I'll see what I can do," Nicky said, climbing onto the bed, and then kind-of-sort-of into Lisa's lap, where she could slide her cock into the soft, juicy catgirl pussy. "Oh fuck, Roxy was not joking, you are divine."
"Mmmmn... thanks..." Kathleen said.
"And... Akane?" Lisa said, having apparently taken over coordination.
Akane climbed up onto the bed, and mounted the kitty cock with ease, facing towards Nicky. Kathleen would be getting throatfucked by Roxy, and wouldn't benefit any from the display of Akane's bouncing titties, so instead, that privilege went to her college roommate, who promptly buried her face in Akane's cleavage.
"And then there was one," Roxy said, already in place to slide her cock into Kathleen's mouth and down her throat. "Mmm... Hrm. Y'know what? Here." She pulled an extra ring of potency from her inventory, and slipped it onto one of Kathleen's fingers. "Let's go, Lisa. Nicky, you can just... cum whenever, with that one trick you use."
"I do need a bit of outside encouragement," Nicky pointed out, her voice slightly muffled by Akane's big knockers.
"Every time you cum, Kitty cums too," Akane said. "And since I'm on her dick, every time Kitty cums, I cum too. So, really, you're making me cum, a bit indirectly."
"Fair enough," Nicky said.
"Sometimes I wonder," Lisa said, bucking her hips as she sawed her cock in and out of Kathleen's ass. "Would you three actually, literally explode if you tried to fuck without saying anything?"
"Would you?" Akane shot back.
"...Point," Lisa said.
"What's the point of having sex if you're not going to dirty talk or otherwise communicate with your partner?" Roxy asked, while she squeezed and kneaded the catgirl's tits, unconsciously mimicking the motions that real housecats would use to knead a blanket before laying down for a nap. "Sex is a social activity. If you wanna get off without talking to someone, you've got two perfectly good hands, and probably also some sex toys."
"I mean, yeah, but..."
"Fuck!" Akane gasped out, cumming alongside the catgirl. "Ohhh, fuck, she really is sensitive!" She gasped. "Nicky, cum for me!" Akane moaned some more as Nicky squeezed Akane's tits tighter against her face and set off another chain reaction of orgasms.
"Gah, fuck, this girl's clenching is doing a number on my dick," Lisa said, breathing heavily.
"If you're gonna pop your cork, just do it," Roxy said. "No need to hold out."
"Mmmmmn..."
"Here, on three, okay? Hey, Toy, cum with your owner, now."
Roxy, Lisa, and Nicky all came together, making Kathleen and then Akane cum, and spawning a loot chest that Roxy cast a silent autoloot spell on before pulling out and standing.
"Mmmmnghnghnnnn..." Kathleen moaned.
"It was nice seeing you," Roxy said, pulling her pants back up. "We'll show ourselves out."
She strolled jauntily out of the Dungeon, Lisa following easily behind her, and Nicky and Akane staggering out in the rear.
"That was fun," Roxy said, once they were all out. "We should do that again. Maaaaybe tomorrow, though."
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