Translator: Henyee Translations Editor: Henyee Translations “System, I would like to have a fully automatic printing machine. If not, I won’t do any mission in the future.” Amy finally decided to target the system. “According to the systems’ manual, the rewards given by the system are decided by the system itself. Little Mistress, you cannot request as you please…” The Life Experience System decided to put up a struggle. Amy played with the little fire dragon in her palm, frowning, and asked, “Then, do you think that it is appropriate to give me fireball magic?” “The system. If it weren’t for the fact that it had posted too many posts asking for help, and had been banned by the moderator, it would definitely have gone and posted another post for help on the systems’ forum now. “Of course, if you can help me go up one tier, I can consider not having the printing machine,” Amy added. The system quickly said, “Little Mistress, could you please complete your mission enthusiastically? The reward for the smashed cucumber salad has already been confirmed—one fully automatic printing machine!” ‘The request to go up one tier was too much. Comparatively, a second-hand printing machine was nothing. “What to do. My host is still a baby…” The system tried to console itself, but it got increasingly angrier as it thought about it. “But I am a baby too!!!” Amy ran into the tavern through the back door, and happily said to Mag, “Father, I made a wish at the wishing well. It said it would give us a printing machine.” “That’s great.” Mag smiled brightly. He had saved tens of thousands of copper coins. Come to think of it, this system was rather useful. The God of Cookery System reacted. “This fellow system is such a poor thing…” “Come, let’s continue to learn to make the smashed cucumber salad. We learned how to smash cucumbers yesterday, so we only need to learn how to make the dressing today.” Mag brought Amy into the kitchen. ‘There was no need for any cooking talent or controlling her strength when making the dressing. The amount of each condiment to add was fixed. Amy was a clever child, so she quickly got the hang of it. ‘Mix together one helping of badly smashed cucumber and a bowl of well-mixed dressing, putting them into the refrigerator and waiting for a while. One helping… of a rather ugly smashed cucumber salad was considered done.
[A helping of barely acceptable smashed cucumber salad.] “Ding-dong! Congratulations on completing the “Attack on Cucumber” mission! Mission reward: a second-hand fully automatic printing machine from the Messier 78 reflection nebula! “The reward is ready to be released at any time. Due to the gigantic size of the reward, it cannot be placed in the old well. Little Mistress, you can decide on the location to place it in,” the system announced in Amy’s mind. “Isee…” Amy looked up at Mag, and said, “Father, the wishing well said that the printing machine is too big to place in the well. Where do we put it?” “22?” Life Experience System. Mamma Mia! Thave exploded. ‘There was an awkward silence for three seconds before Mag smilingly said, “Then, let’s ask it to put it in the house next door. It belongs to us too.” “Alright.” Amy nodded. “Keep calm and carry on.” The Life Experience System consoled itself inwardly before releasing the second-hand printing machine that it had bargained for a long time. This second-hand nuclear-powered printing machine had been in the Business Tycoon System’s M78 nebula’s warehouse for more than two years, so it sold it to the Life Experience System for a scrap metal’s price. Of course, it was still very costly to buy dozens of tons of scrap metal. But what else could it do? What if the little mistress decided to ask for a power station or a transformer substation after it declined her request… Then, it would really be the end for it. Oh, yes… Although this was a fantasy world, this house had electricity! It was suffering a huge loss
‘The Life Experience System’s life experience in the alternate world was -10086. “Mm-hmm. It tastes great. Well done, Little Amy.” Mag tasted the smashed cucumber salad that Amy made. Even though it looked horrible, its taste was still not bad. After all, they were using the same recipe and same steps, so the taste wouldn’t differ too much. “Hehe.” A happy smile appeared on Amy’s little face.
Amy carried the plate out of the kitchen, passed a pair of chopsticks to Annie, and looked at her expectantly. “Big Sister Annie, come and taste my smashed cucumber salad.” Annie popped a piece of smashed cucumber salad into her mouth, and her eyes instantly curved into small crescents. After swallowing the cucumber, she gave Amy a thumbs-up. “Hehe. I can make smashed cucumber salad for you guys often in the future.” Amy also enjoyed the plate smashed cucumber salad in her hands. After all, she made it herself, so it felt very gratifying. After the little one was done eating, Mag couldn’t wait to bring Amy to the house next door. It used to be a restaurant. The hall on the first floor was very spacious, and everything was moved out, so it was perfect to accommodate the printing machine. However, it was empty when Mag opened the door. There was no printing machine. “Father, does a printing machine look like this?” Amy pointed to an old decoration item in a corner. “No. That’s a dead bonsai.” Mag shook his head. After checking thoroughly once, there indeed wasn’t any printing machine. “Why don’t you communicate with the wishing well again? Let’s see if there was any problem during the process of teleportation?” Mag asked Amy. “Oh, I will ask it, then.” Amy nodded before saying inwardly, “Stupid System, where’s the printing machine? Why is it not here? Are you lying to us?” “The reward was already released…” The system felt a little guilty, but the printing machine was really not there. “Why don’t you… Little Mistress go check in the house next door?” “Father, let’s check in the house next door. Maybe this is a stupid wishing well,” Amy said to Mag. “Alright. These idiots often do such things.” Mag nodded and brought Amy to the house next door. Coincidentally, that was his too. “_.” God of Cookery System. “_.” Life Experience System. Indeed, Mag found that giant made in M78 nebula in the house next, next, next door. The five-meter-tall giant almost burst through the ceiling. ‘And Mag even opened his mouth in shock for a long time when he saw the nuclear-powered logo at the side.
The… planet of Ultraman was indeed different. Even a printing machine could use nuclear power. Were they trying to print forever? Mag walked around this giant that almost occupied 50 square meters before finding a user’s manual in a corner. As an outstanding graduate from the mechanical design specialty, he had no problem with reading the manual. “Father, what is this red button?” Amy’s voice came from the side. Mag took a look, and calmly said, “Oh, that’s the self-destruct button.” “Then, can I press it?” asked Amy. 1 “This street will be gone if you press that, Little Amy,” Mag replied with a smile. This was even a conservative way of saying it.. 1