Everyone was stunned when they heard Qiao Zhen Guo's words. Afterward, laughter burst out.
Everyone felt that this couple was so funny and hard-working. In order to make the guests laugh, they don't even want their own face!
Most people thought Qiao Zhen Guo said this to entertain everyone and Wan Chun Ju didn't really fart.
Still, Wan Chun Ju was mad!
This damn man, she really wanted to strangle him!
She was going to be the mom of a big singer. When little Dong Yun become popular in the future, what to do if it is rumored that she has a farting mom?
She was trembling with anger. Suddenly, she had a flash of inspiration; thinking that it would be better for everyone to be a laughingstock then her alone.
So she stepped forward and pushed Qiao Zhen Guo away. Hands on her hips, she hollered, "My man snores in sleep, his farts are loud and smelly, and he has foot odor. His shoes stink even more than salted fish. Within ten meters away, you will be killed by it!"
"Hahahaha... I'm dying of laughter!"
Seeing that the husband and wife giving each other jabs, everyone laughed until they swaying backward and forward.
This couple should be doing cross talk!
Qiao Zhen Guo didn't get angry when he was criticized and laughed with everyone: "Yes, I just snored. While my wife snore louder than me. What's more, she even fell into a pig poo pit!"
Wan Chun Ju was steaming mad. She'll go out today: "You even...you even... sleep with me who fell into the pig poo pit!"
Fudge, say she stink! Wasn't he more stinky since he sleep with her!
"Hahahaha... This boss and female boss are going to make me die from laughing!"
"Oh, I was in a bad mood today. Now I'm in a good mood. I've decided to come here to eat often in the future!"
"Me too. When I go back, I'll let all my relatives and friends to come over. Didn't expect that there will be crosstalk with the meal. Wonderful!
The rest of Qiao Family: "..."
Qiao Xiu Zhi almost rolled her eyes to the sky. These idiots!
Little Dong Yun wasn't famous yet. If she becomes famous in the future, this pair of idiots will definitely 'popular' along with her all over the country!
In order not to let them continue to embarrass themselves, Qiao Xiu Zhi quickly called them into the kitchen to help with the dishes!
Qiao Zhen Guo nodded and went in.
Seeing his carefree appearance, Wan Chun Ju became more and more infuriated: "You damn man, I want to divorce you. Dong Yun follow me!"
Youngest Daughter was going to be a big singer. As long as she have Youngest Daughter in her hand, she will wear gold and silver for the rest of her life. She won't be afraid of anything.
Qiao Zhen Guo was stunned for a moment. Then he nodded and spoke, "It's okay. Out of all our siblings, except for Fourth Younger Sister who came back later, all of them have been divorced. I'm the only one who didn't. I always feel left out. In this case, then we will go get a divorce tomorrow!"
After the divorce, maybe he can find a better remarriage.
Wan Chun Ju: "…………"
The next moment her tear duct and tears fell one by one.
Then her wail started: "Oh Heaven, I can't live anymore! I birthed children for this damn man. Now, I'm old, he's going to abandon me. I can't live!"
Wan Chun Ju had always have a loud voice, but this cry was incredible. It felt like the house was shaking.
Qiao Xiu Zhi came in with a dark face; "What are you two doing? You two idiots, are you trying to drive all the guests away?"
Qiao Zhen Guo scratched his head and said, "Mom, my wife said she wanted to divorce me. I agreed and she started crying."
He felt so innocent and helpless!
The corners of Qiao Xiu Zhi's mouth twitched. She looked down at Wan Chunju, who was sitting on the ground: "Eldest Daughter-in-law, what are you thinking?"
Wan Chun Ju stopped howling when her mother-in-law came in. Shrugging her shoulders, she answered, "Mom, I was joking with Zhen Guo. I didn't expect him to really want a divorce!"
Taking little Dong Yun away naturally meant she can enjoy a good life. But she'll be alone. Besides, her daughter will marry. When the time come, she will die of age without anyone finding out?
Just now, she vented out of anger. She only want her man to be afraid and coax her. Never thought... the car overturned!
Qiao Xiu Zhi said with a sullen face: "Already at this age, What you should say and what shouldn't, don't you know? Forget it this time. Next time, both of you, get out of here! "
The couple instantly turned into quails: "Mom, we don't dare anymore!"
Qiao Xiu Zhi was too lazy to talk to them, so she directly ordered: "Since you know your wrong, still not helping with vegetable washing? There are so many guests waiting outside. Do you want An Ping to die of exhaustion?"
Qiao Zhen Guo and Wan Chun Ju rushed to help.
Qiao Xiu Zhi was mad when she saw the couple like this.
In seven or eight months, the two will become grandparents. How can they be so childish?
After her mother-in-law went out, Wan Chun Ju said aggrievedly while washing the dishes: "Zhen Guo, did you really think about divorcing me?"
Qiao Zhen Guo originally wanted to nod his head, but he was afraid that his wife would cry again. So he laughed and replied, "Wife, I'm teasing you!"
When his wife mentioned divorce just now, he felt it wasn't bad idea.
He never thought of finding another woman. It was more about his siblings have all been divorced while he hadn't. It made him look very unmodern!
But if the divorce will cause him to be scolded by his mom, then forget it. Too troublesome!
When Wan Chun Ju heard this, she showed a smile: "Zhen Guo, you are so nice to me. I knew you were reluctant to divorce me!"
Da Qiao, who came in with the menu, heard this: "..."
Sure enough, her grandmother was right, her eldest uncle and eldest aunt were truly what pot fit what lid. They were a match made in heaven!
——
Because Da Qiao and Youngest Son, Xue An Xu were staying in the capital, Qiao Zhen Jun and Lin Hui decided to move their family business here after discussion.
Since the whole family was going to move here, they requested Huo Family's help for Qiao An Jie and transfer his study here.
Yunlai Town's Primary School and its teacher were very sad about it.
Such a genius, if he continue to study in Yunlai Town and get admitted to the college as a top scorer, their elementary school will also become famous. They never expect him to transfer school like this!
The principal originally wanted to keep him. But after learning that their whole family was going to move to the capital, he solemnly shut up.
When Wei Family knew that Qiao Family's second branch would move too, they were very reluctant to part.
However, they met a distant relative who had no parents widower with a son half a year ago and recognized her as a goddaughter.
In order to reassure them two elders, she had directly changed her and her son's surname to Wei.
Because of this newly recognized daughter and grandson, Wei Family's elders weren't so lonely in the past six months. Their smiles had increased a lot.
Although Qiao Family took good care of them two elders, they weren't their own children and grandchildren. Sometimes seeing their big happy family highlighted how miserable and lonely they were.
Now, all was well. They can also enjoy the joy of family. And after they pass away, there will be future generations burning paper money to them!
However, Qiao Family was about to leave. They were reluctant to part. They latched onto Qiao Zhen Jun and his wife and talked for a long time; urging them that they must come back to see them two old things when they are free.
After getting along for the past few years, Qiao Zhen Jun and Lin Hui treated Wei Family's two elders as their own elders. Now they were to separate, they couldn't bear to either.
Fortunately, they now have their daughter and grandson by their side. If not, they would worry about leaving the two old people here.
Though they wanted to move the family to the capital, Qiao Zhen Jun was reluctant to leave the shop here.
He was going to find someone to help manage the business and will pay them with salary and commission to the other party.
The better the other party's management, the higher the commission. This way, he won't be afraid of the other party being lazy and not doing things.
After he released the news, many people came to him. But after all the contact, none was satisfactory.
Some of these people were incompetent, timid, old-fashioned and lacking in courage. Some have bad intentions. There were also some people who gave impression of laziness at first sight. How could he trust his blood and sweat to these people?
Just when he was troubled, two people came and offered themselves.
One was Wei Chun Mei, the newly recognized goddaughter of Wei Family. The other was Qiao Dong He's father-in-law, Luo Qing.
Wei Chun Mei came first.
When she came over, she didn't play emotional cards nor grumble. She went straight to the point: "Second Elder Brother Qiao, I want to run one of the stores. Do you think I'm qualified?"
It was the first time that Qiao Zhen Jun saw someone speak with such confidence.
Generally, people who came here have slight fawning attitude. Naturally, they won't appear confident.
But Wei Chun Mei didn't try to butter up. Nor did she pull out Wei Family's elders. This left a good first impression on him.
Seeing him remained silent for so long, Wei Chun Mei thought he didn't like her and quickly added: "Second Elder Brother Qiao, although I am a woman, I have the confidence to run the store well. I ask you to give me this opportunity. As long as you are willing to give it to me, I have a chance. I can take the pay half the salary of others!"
This world was still a bit harsh on women. Like some important positions, only men will be considered. Many times women weren't even qualified to compete!
Qiao Zhen Jun hurriedly waved his hands, "You misunderstood. Women and men are the same. I won't looked down on you because you are a woman. How about this, you work for half a month first. If I think you are qualified after half a month, we will sign the contract at that time. If it not up to standard..."
Wei Chun Mei's eyes were hot. She nodded again and again: "Don't worry, if I'm not suitable, I will leave on my own. I will not make it difficult for Second Elder Brother Qiao!"
Qiao Zhen Jun nodded: "Work well!"
He really didn't look down on women. In their family, women's status was higher than men's.
If he dared to look down on a woman, his mom would be the first one to show him!
Wei Chun Mei was so excited that she stood up and thanked him repeatedly.
As soon as she left, Luo Qing came knocking.
The purpose of his visit was the same as Wei Chun Mei. He also want to run one of the stores.
Luo Qing's ability was there but he was Qiao Dong He's father-in-law. If there was a conflict in midst of this, Qiao Dong He will definitely put on the spot in the middle.
Second, Luo Qing's wife wasn't a sensible person. He was worried that such a rat poop will ruin a pot of congee!
Seeing Qiao Zhen Jun's hesitation, Luo Qing sighed, "Before I came here this time, I really thought about it for a long time. You know that I used to be a director before. But after that, the efficiency of the supply and demand cooperative became worse and worse. I was also taken down. I doubted myself for a while. This time I came here, I feel that I have no face. But when compared with bread, I can only choose bread!"
Since he couldn't go to the supply and demand cooperative, the family's economy has been getting worse and worse.
Eldest Son was still in graduate school; no way to give money to the family. Instead, he need supplement from them time to time.
Younger Son was now in the third year of high school. He wasn't as old as his elder brother. Nor was his ability as good. Don't know what he'll do in the future.
Watching everyone he knew climbed higher and their Luo Family going downhill, he felt depressed.
Hearing that Qiao Zhen Jun was looking for someone to help run the store, he put aside his face and came over!
Seeing him like this, Qiao Zhen Jun couldn't really refuse. He could only state the worries on his side.
After listening, Luo Qing patted his chest and assured: "I dare not promise other things but I will definitely not let my wife touch the accounts in the store. If something happens in the future, I will not let Dong He be on the spot. Although I, Luo Qing, had no ability, I am confident that there are not many people who can compare to me in terms of keeping promise!"
Qiao Zhen Jun hesitated for a moment and spoke, "En, Wei Family from next door also came over to talk about it earlier. I gave her half a month as a trial. Why don't you do the same, Elder Brother Qing?"
It was impossible to refuse outright. Still, Qiao Zhen Jun didn't want to wrong himself and open a back door.
Hearing this, Luo Qing revealed slightly yellow teeth and said, "Sure. Half a month then. Zhen Jun, thank you for this!"
Seeing that he didn't complain because he wanted to test him, Qiao Zhen Jun highly looked at him some more in his heart: "You're welcome. Still, I want to emphasize one point in advance. No matter if its success or failure, you can't make things hard for Dong He!"
Luo Qing patted his chest again to assure and then left Qiao's house.
That night, when Lin Hui learned about this, she sighed, "I hope that Dong He will not be implicated in the future."
——
In a blink of an eye, it was the day that Da Qiao went to report to school.
Qiao Xiu Zhi, Xue Chuan, Dai Shu Fang, and Huo Chi sent her to school together.
In fact, Huo Chi said that he could send Da Qiao to school by himself.
The two of them were in the same school. Now he was her senior brother. Wasn't it perfect for the senior brother to lead the junior sister?
What's more, he was her match!
Speaking of which, he was full of grief.
Since coming to the capital, the chance of them meeting had plummeted. If it wasn't for Qiao Family's elders being present, he would really like to move into Qiao's courtyard dwelling right away!
Now that he thought about it, he was a little envious of Da Qiao's grandfather. If he can stay with Da Qiao every day, he was also willing to marry into the family.
If his grandfather heard this, he would probably have a stroke!
After getting off the car, Huo Chi naturally took all the suitcases in Da Qiao's hand. He leaned over and whispered, "We haven't seen each other for a long time!"
The implication was that he misses her.
It was just that there were so many people around, he was too embarrassed to speak so bluntly.
Da Qiao froze for a moment, "Not long. Elder Brother Huo Chi, we just met the day before yesterday."
Huo Chi looked at her aggrievedly: "The day before yesterday isn't long?"
His fiery eyes made Da Qiao's heart soften, as if a feather brushed lightly: "Elder Brother Huo Chi, does this mean that you like me very much?"
Huo Chi didn't expect her to be more straightforward than himself. His face blushed: "En!"
The her in his childhood dream, the her who gave him eggs in the production team later, and the current her who stamp him as a little boar.
He liked all of her!
Da Qiao's little face also turned pink. She whispered: "I like Elder Brother Huo Chi too!"
Huo Chi's ears were all red. The veins in the hand holding the duffel bag were bulging: "Nian Nian... The last time you stamped me last time, I haven't stamp back yet!"
Da Qiao's voice was soft and low: "Then Elder Brother Huo Chi want to stamp?"
Huo Chi's eyes fixate on her, "I, can I?"
Da Qiao blushed like a ripe peach. Her long eyelashes gently fluttered: "En... you can."
Fireworks exploded in Huo Chi's mind again. He exclaimed: "Then... wait for when there's no one. I'll stamp you then!"
Da Qiao shyly nodded; feeling that Elder Brother Huo Chi was bad!
Thinking how he would be able to kiss Da Qiao soon, Huo Chi's nose heated. He quickly turned his head away and forced himself to stop thinking about it!
Otherwise, it would be shameful to have a nosebleed in front of her!
Qiao Xiu Zhi, Xue Chuan, and Dai Shu Fang smiled when they watched the young and sweet couple.
Although Qiao Xiu Zhi and Xue Chuan didn't want Da Qiao to marry so early, they wouldn't stop them from being together if Da Qiao could find someone who cared about her and put her first in everything.
Them husband and wife knew better than anyone how difficult it was to find a compatible partner!
Walking into Jinghua College, the difference was instant.
A strong academic atmosphere accompanied by the old buildings surrounded everyone.
The century-old famous school really lived up to its reputation!
After finishing the registration, everyone was preparing to go to Da Qiao's dormitory.
At this moment, a clear female voice came from behind: "Classmate Huo, I finally found you here!"
Everyone turned around and saw a girl with long fluffy hair in a pale yellow dress walking toward them.
The author has something to say: pale yellow dress, fluffy hair~~singing~
Huo Chi: I will be able to kiss Da Qiao tomorrow! Chicken jelly!