Chapter 27: 27

At this moment, Xu Chenghao’s heart was desperate.

 

He could not wait to rush up, choke An Rouyu, and force the pepper out of her throat! He could not wait to give her the second kiss of the little yellow duck! He could not wait to die with her!

 

He shook off the tangled arms, and the non-com’s anger erupted instantly, “Who permitted you to pick peppers, An Rouyu? Do you have any manners? Don’t you know that you can’t just touch other people’s things casually? Didn’t anyone teach you that when you were growing up?”

 

An Rouyu was so choked that she couldn’t say a word. She covered her throat with her hands and kept coughing, tears streaming down her face.

 

Xu Chenghao’s anger was so high that if it wasn’t for the fact that she was a woman, he might have taken action, “You’d better not appear in front of me in the future, get out of my sight!!”

 

Ruan Chenxuan looked at him, quite surprised. In fact, before this, he had speculated if the reason why Xu Chenghao loved pepper seedlings so much was that it was a gift from An Rouyu, but now it seemed downright ridiculous.

 

In Xu Chenghao’s mind, this hot pepper was much more important than An Rouyu.

 

And there’s a good chance the two would feud over the eaten pepper.

 

Seeing the scene was about to get out of control, Li Nian quickly returned to his senses and came out to calm the situation: “Since the contract has been signed, I would also like to ask Mr. Ruan to please take Miss An and leave quickly, I hope Miss An remembers that the things that she could casually touch and pick before will not necessarily be casually picked by her again, so please behave yourself.”

 

An Rouyu looked at Li Nian resentfully, her mouth moving soundlessly, trying to say something but only making a few hoarse sounds.

 

Li Nian listened to what sounded like a scolding of himself being a Huli jing1literally a fox spirit and thought he had misheard. Casting it to the back of his mind with little concern, he said to the other man, “Mr. Jing, please leave first.”

 

Jing Yicheng nodded in silence and followed An Rouyu and Ruan Chenxuan out the door to leave the place.

 

Now, Jing Yicheng was entirely sure through the other party’s reaction that neither the pepper nor the little yellow duck flower pot had anything to do with An Rouyu. Even …… because of this one pepper, they would not have a relationship in the future.

 

It was a delightful thing to do.

 

Keeping his good mood, Jing Yicheng completely ignored the two people on the other side of the room and walked out of the floor as soon as the elevator arrived, heading to where he had parked his car.

 

Wow–

 

A pot of cold water suddenly fell from the sky, drenching Jing Yicheng’s body and turning him from an elegant gentleman to a messy chicken soup. His state was distressful.

 

Jing Yicheng wiped his face and looked upstairs. He saw a small head poking out of a floor window, accusing angrily, “Don’t think I don’t know you did it on purpose!”

 

Jing Yicheng: “……”

Busted.

The revenge tactics were still childishly cute, though.

 

Jing Yicheng waved away the clothes handed to him by his bodyguard and shouted to the stairs, “There are still two more old accounts of peppers. Come again!”

 

Xu Chenghao, who was lying on the window: “???” 

This person was a lunatic!

 

Li Nian also coaxed from behind: “Don’t be angry; I’ll accompany you to have a drink. Why do you care about this kind of bastard with a brain different from ordinary people?”

 

“No, go get me some water!” Xu Chenghao couldn’t stand the aggravation and rushed into the bathroom dragging the bucket of water with him.

 

Li Nian helplessly followed behind to help; together, they carried the bucket and poured water out the window.

 

Surprisingly, Jing Yicheng didn’t really leave and just let them toss and splash the water three times before calling over and inquiring with a smile on his face, “Has your anger subsided?”

 

Xu Chenghao retorted: “No, Jing Yicheng, I told you that public matters are public and private matters are private matters. We can cooperate, but that does not mean that I forgive you. Now new hatred has added to the old hatred. We cannot live under the same sky2不共戴天: cannot live under the same sky / absolutely irreconcilable!”

 

Jing Yicheng sighed, “It was an impulse on my part tonight; I’m sorry I chose to try it out of suspicion at the time. I really just wanted to be friends with you ……”

 

Xu Chenghao choked out, “Hehe, I can’t afford this friendship of yours!”

 

Jing Yicheng: “It’s okay; enemies and friends can exist.”

 

Xu Chenghao: “…… You’re unbelievable!”

 

Jing Yicheng: “But I believe you understand me.”

 

“Who the hell understands you, let you @ #’s fart￥%&#￥” Xu Chenghao finally couldn’t help but swear; he scolded through the phone fiercely and then hung up the call with a snap, almost bursting with anger.

 

At that moment, Xu Chenghao could finally understand what kind of grass mud horse mood3cào nǐ mā (肏你媽), literally, “fuck your mother” the female lead targeted by the psychotic villain in the original plot was in.

 

The other party is a madman who can’t communicate and lives in his own world forever! Whoever is targeted by him will be unlucky! He’s bad luck!

 

“Don’t be angry, don’t be angry… Walk around, and go in for a few drinks. Is there anything you want to eat? I’ll order takeout.” Li Nian pushed him into the living room, took out some snacks and beer, and prepared to enlighten him.

 

“I’m fine.” Xu Chenghao said with an expressionless face, “It’s not the first time this has happened; I can handle it. I’m just a little angry.”

 

Li Nian asked, “So what are you going to do?”

 

Xu Chenghao gritted his teeth and said, “Isn’t he going to lead the team to participate in the project tomorrow? When that time comes, prepare perverse and spicy food for him for three meals a day, I’ll make him eat into a stomach perforation!”

 

Li Nian: “Good idea…Come here, have a drink to suppress the shock.”

 

Xu Chenghao took a sip of the cold beer and frowned, “I just caught a cold ……”

 

Li Nian: “So, would you take tea instead of wine?”

 

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Xu Chenghao: “Forget it; it’s better to drink Sprite.”

 

After chatting slowly for more than an hour, Xu Chenghao’s mood finally improved, and he was ready to wash up and go to bed.

 

Li Nian couldn’t drive after drinking and slept in the guest room, snoring loudly.

 

Xu Chenghao changed into his pajamas and drunkenly wandered around the living room for a long time before remembering that he had to replant the chili pepper seeds for the little yellow duck and water the large flower pot on the balcony.

 

The little yellow duck still had big eyes and a cute beak; Xu Chenghao looked at it for a long time, sighed quietly, and walked to the balcony with the watering can ready to water.

 

Xu Chenghao pulled open the door and walked in the direction of the large flower pot as usual, but only took a few steps before his whole body froze as if he had run into a ghost: “Crap, crap ……”

 

He thought he might be drunk, or how else could he see the bright red color of the harvest in the big flowerpot that had never bore fruits?? I must have been drunk! Yes! It must be an illusion!

 

Xu Chenghao rushed back to the bathroom and washed his face with cold water, ensuring he was truly awake and could tell if he had one finger or four before carrying the watering can again towards the balcony.

 

When the balcony door was pulled open, the red color exploded in front of his eyes like New Year’s fireworks in an instant, so red that his head was confused, and he dared to walk over to it only after a long time.

 

He, the non-com, counterattacked!!

 

Although Xu Chenghao couldn’t figure out why these big pots of peppers were fruiting early, he was happy to have them and counted them while picking them with his clothes and into his pocket: “1, 2, 3, 4 ……12, 13, 14, 15… …and there were actually 15 of them! Crap, 15 of them! 15!”

 

He a non-com, not only counterattacked but also smuggled into Europe!

 

Damn, is this what it’s like to be European? So fucking happy QAQ

 

Xu Chenghao was happy and excited with the chili pepper in his pocket. He was so angry that he had lost the third chili pepper before, but now he was so happy to have smuggled it back to Europe that he couldn’t stop laughing like a maniac. The taste of what was lost and found was so good that he couldn’t help laughing wildly.

 

Xu Chenghao: System system, I’ve completed the mission!

 

[Ding – Little Pepper Harvest Expert is online! 】

 

When the system’s voice rang in his head, Xu Chenghao’s hands instantly pbecame empty, and all the small peppers disappeared.

 

【Ding – Detection is successful, the small pepper task is over-completed, but the cumulative quantity is still calculated according to the task quantity. Your current cumulative amount of peppers is 1/50000000. Please make persistent efforts. 】

 

[Ding-Little Pepper task reward is online because you over-completed the task within the specified time, as a quantity compensation and completion reward, you will be awarded an excellent award and get a ‘Golden Finger Gift Pack.’ 】

 

[Ding – Little Pepper Mission 1.0 is completed, and the automatic upgrade will enter the mission cooling time. The time limit is one week. 】

 

After a succession of messages flashed through his mind, Xu Chenghao’s head, which had been slow for a while because of drunkenness, finally reacted and began to check one by one.

 

The first one… well, it was done, but there were still 49,999,999 chili peppers to go.

 

The second …… gold finger gift pack? Xu Chenghao tentatively opened the big gift bag and saw a shiny purple halo inside fall out at once, fall on top of his head and disappear.

 

Xu Chenghao got excited and pumped his fists, guessing what kind of lucky aura or protagonist aura it was when he saw the instructions on the big package – Gay king aura. With it, whether it’s a deep closet,  bi-sexual or homosexual, they will fall under your suit pants!

 

Xu Chenghao: …what is this all about! System, you come out!!

 

[Ding – Is there anything the host needs me to answer?]

 

Xu Chenghao: Why did you give me such a halo?

 

[Ding – it’s the host who said he likes men, ah. Our system is humane enough to gift you with the most needed rewards. You’re welcome.]

 

Xu Chenghao: …………

 

[Ding – Is there anything else the host needs me to answer?]

 

Xu Chenghao temporarily gave up the halo question and asked: I want to know why the results of the peppers for the third time are different from the previous ones and why the results of the peppers I planted in the big flowerpot arrived much earlier.

 

[Ding – According to the detection, all plot characters were present when the third pepper was produced and was affected by the Mary Sue aura, accelerating their growth to obtain results. So did the large flower pot.]

 

Xu Chenghao was shocked: there was still this feature in the presence of plot characters?

 

[Ding – The result rate of chili seeds ranges from low to high. The higher the result rate, the higher the output, the lower the result rate, the lower the output, but at the same time, the lower the result rate, the more it triggers the Mary Sue Aura influence effect, and the higher the result rate, the less it is influenced].

 

Xu Chenghao: Crap …… So what was the trigger tonight?

 

[Ding——According to the test, you have triggered the influence of Mary Sue’s halo, such as ‘the heroine suffers the most sadistic love’ and ‘the villain is crazy, and no one understands it.’ 】

 

Xu Chenghao: ……

Although he really doesn’t want to admit it, it was Jing Yicheng’s credit for being able to smuggle into Europe tonight?!

 

 

 

 

 

 

The author has something to say:

 Little Pepper 1.0 completed √

 

1literally a fox spirit2不共戴天: cannot live under the same sky / absolutely irreconcilable3cào nǐ mā (肏你媽), literally, “fuck your mother”

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