Amidst his drowsy consciousness, Wuchen instinctively embraced the unknown body beside him. A faint feminine fragrance overwhelmed him, while a purely soft and comfortable impression rested on his hand.
“Where is this place? I seem to remember losing consciousness before…”
Wuchen gradually thought with more clarity and became puzzled observing his surroundings. The early morning sunlight shone through the cracks of violet window curtains to illuminate a dark environment.
It was a luxurious and exquisite spacious room, with traces of an exotic style in decoration and furniture. It’s also adorned with countless lovely accessories, plus the soft bed and gauze curtains. The strange scene before him confused Wuchen of his whereabouts.
“Oh hey, what’s the deal with that soft touch from just now?”
Wuchen suddenly thought back to that feeling, and quickly looked to the source of that touch. Litia’s black hair was found scattered across the pillow as if she was immersed in her dreams.
Fortunately, Litia being here means he must still be within the game. She must have brought him to a world-class guesthouse after he fell into a coma. Wuchen felt relieved seeing his wife’s familiar face.
“Ho-hoh, be afraid mankind! I will dominate all living beings, with even the goddesses groveling before me!”
The corners of Litia’s mouth slightly rose in her sleep. She didn’t even know what she was dreaming about, yet she felt absolute pride.
“Wake up Litia, daydreaming never does anyone any good.”
Wuchen saw her adorably charming sleeping face and smiled softly. Then he gave her behind a gentle pat.
“Who’s the ass-toucher who’d really dare to ask this demoness for trouble?! Who are you??? How dare you actually break into my bedroom!!!”
Litia suddenly opened her eyes and became alert and angry after seeing a strange man lying beside her on the bed.
“Are you half-asleep to not even recognize your husband?”
Wuchen stretched out his hand to punch Litia’s little white face.
“Husband? What are you talking about? How could a demoness have a husband? Who are you? Are you the handiwork of another ignorant goddess who sent an assassin my way?”
Floating beyond the bed, Litia gazed at the strange invader before her with an ice-cold stare.
“I never even noticed when you infiltrated my bedroom. While I will commend your ability, it’s too bad you’re nothing but a human. I need no more than a finger to destroy such scum.”
A terrible pressure was instantly released, encompassing the room in chaotic hell shadows. Shadows beneath the sunlight crept around becoming countless shadow tentacles. On the walls, curtains, furniture, and sheets arose dreadful pupils and wicked mouths of blood all facing Wuchen attentively.
“Why speak so oddly to your husband? Last I remember, the altered settings had you address me as master.” Head crooked, Wuchen extended a hand forward to pinch Litia’s cheeks.
“Great going! Now you’ve got me infuriated entirely! At first I wanted to spare you some minutes of life to ask which goddess put you up to this, but now I’d better send you straight to hell!”
Litia was driven angry through humiliation, and her bright red face showed it well.
As she placed her hand on Wuchen’s forehead, an incredible wave of magic burst forth. All corners of the room were instantly flooded with dark violent lusters. The whole luxury bed was obliterated by the wave’s aftermath.
“What an unpleasant morning where my subordinates couldn’t even catch an infiltrating human. Looks like some people need to be punished severely!”
“…..Ow owww… wife, what’s going on with you today? You seem totally awful.”
Litia clapped her hands in agony and prepared to leave, then turned around, stunned to hear a voice behind her.
“How could this be? You’re clearly nothing but a human, yet you’re not dead?!”
Litia turned back around, shocked to see a wholly intact Wuchen fallen in the dregs of the bed.
“What’s going on? My body…. it’s so hot. Is this an established marriage contract? Impossible!”
Meanwhile, she discovered that at her belly button beneath her transparent gauze clothing, there were gradually emerging strange pink heart-shaped curse lines. On her finger, an exquisite ring appeared out of thin air.
Countless pure magic waves burst and spilled throughout the void like lasers, but Wuchen remained tranquil without the least bit of damage.
“Your desire to survive… is deprived!”
Seeing the futility of her pure magic attack, Litia activated one of her demoness powers. As the Demoness of lust, all human lust is at her disposal! To deprive the enemy of their desire to survive not only depletes their fighting spirit but eats away at their lust, turning it into health for the user.
Countless massive mouths gobbled at Wuchen, but they amounted to nothing as they ate away at what was essentially a nonexistent ghost.
“Willpower deprivation!”
Her move failed once more, so Litia put exerted even more effort. Through the influence of her powerful radiating magic, the weather outside became cloudy as innumerable large mouths emerged from the void drifting about the surrounding fields.
No matter the life form, all which were penetrated by the illusory black mouths became chaotic matter. One after another, beasts of the wildernesses lost their desire to survive. They hollered with desperation, jumped off cliffs in succession, collided with giant trees and mountain peaks, and beat one another to death with violent magical assaults.
In the end, only the sole corpse of a beast who took its own life remained. But despite such strong radiation Magic, Wuchen, who stood at the center of the chaos, remained entirely unharmed.
“Litia, is there something wrong?”
Confused, Wuchen proceeded towards Litia step by step. What’s Litia’s deal today? He’d already straightened her out before. The strategy did wonders in making her well-behaved and lovable. Why’s she suddenly like this again? Could it be a wife’s rebellious phase?
The once tremendously dignified villain boss demoness, a being who could make all of demonkind tremble in just a word, now stared at Wuchen’s slow approach like a helpless little girl.
“You, don’t come here-!!!”
Wuchen pressed Litia’s arms, having her shoved against the wall. Litia struggled frantically. Somehow, the hands that could shatter the earth with the slightest wave and sever apart the heavens couldn’t exert a smidgen of power. Countless hell shadows turned towards Wuchen to launch a surprise attack but stopped completely just as they approached him.
“With such disobedience, it looks like you’ve gotta be taught a lesson!”
Wuchen adeptly handled Litia by the thighs as he sat on the edge of the bed, then proceeded to whoop her.
“How dare you insult me this way! I’ll kill you! I’ll definitely kill you!!!”
Following the demoness’s cries, the wicked mouths of blood and amidst the surrounding void bellowed an ear-piercing and savage roar.
“Meow-rowr~”
However, one glance from Wuchen was all it took to make the purr like kittens.
“System, pull up Litia’s status bar so I can see if there’s something wrong.”
Wuchen unwaveringly pressed against Litia’s charming body as he tried to switch on the in-game system.
The sudden success of Wuchen’s whooping gave birth to an ominous feeling. Normally, in this eternally robust game for all ages, even crouching to peep below a girl’s skirt would get a full-screen warning window to obstruct your vision.
And now quite oddly, he succeeded in spanking the ass of a demoness with no warning prompt at all.
It must be said that this game’s censorship was world-renowned. Even if the server crashed, the game became unresponsive, and the system errored out, it will work as intended. There’s no reason for it to suddenly break down now!
[Greetings, dear host. Because you passed the game with success, you were discerned as the ideal chosen one to save this world! We wish that you may continue working hard, and vanquish the power of the demonesses once more right away!]
[Note: all the marital statuses are retained in the real world through the sacrifice of a grand personage. But on account of inadequate magic power, some functions can’t be unleashed as of now. Please try your best to repair the contracts yourself.]
Is this a fucking joke? Could today be April Fool’s Day? What the hell is this about a game-clearing reward of transmigration? What does it mean in saying “vanquish the power of the demonesses?” The sudden game prompt had Wuchen a little confused. Even the ass-slapping felt foul at that point.
“Bring out the system menu!”
“System?”
“System, you there?”
“Exit the game!”
Wuchen called out several times, but the game was unresponsive. Not just the game menu, but the entire digital systematic program. Coupled with the content of the prompt, Wuchen gulped a mouthful of saliva and felt Litia’s body. Though the game itself recreates reality, an eternal gap remains between the simulation and the actual 5 senses. However, there’s no longer a difference between his current senses and his real ones.
Looking at the frail body on his thigh shaking helplessly through all four limbs, a sliver of cold sweat dripped down from his forehead. Could this really not be a game as the prompt had said? Is this a real-world he’d transmigrated to? Is he really spanking the ass of the villain boss who immerses all the human world in unparalleled misery?