Chapter 43: Chapter 42 – Stranger Danger!

“I want you all, or more accurately, you,” she said, pointing in my direction. “To take me to the newly discovered relic so we can use your nonsensical cultivation base to poop all over the face of everyone there.”

 

A breeze blew in the silence that came after that statement was uttered. Akin to the tumbleweed that traversed the desert in search of boredom to represent.

 

“You’re a whole lot of freaky, aren’t you?” I asked with an open mind.

 

“That doesn’t matter here,” she stated.

 

“Uuuhh, I’m thinking it does. You literally just asked me to use my cultivation base to defecate in other people’s faces. I don’t know what kind of operation you think we’re running here, but I’ll tell you right now, THAT, is not of them.”

 

I believe it’s a good thing to just put our bottom line out there. On that note, I will say that my bottom will not be engaging in any of the aforementioned whimsical fancy stated before.

 

“I’m not being literal. I’m saying that I want you to take me in there so we can dominate the relic and take all the treasures. The domination, in this case, is the metaphorical excrement,” she explained.

 

“I wonder if anyone knows that we’re literally talking about shi-”

 

“Long Di, behave!” Feng Yu interjected to stop me from changing the rating on this thing.

 

She looked back at the new arrival before continuing, “Miss Yaomu Shou, I’m sorry but we can’t just take you with us. My strength may not compare with Long Di’s but I am the leader on this outing. In that sense, I cannot see any benefit in bringing you with us. In addition, we know almost nothing about you.”

 

I nodded when I heard Feng Yu’s reasoning; I see that common sense is not all but lost in this world, she truly makes me proud.

 

“If you let me come with you, I’ll give you information about the relic you’re going to, which I’m sure will be useful,” Yaomu Shou said.

 

Feng Yu’s eyes lit up when she heard this, “Really? Deal!”

 

“I digress, common sense is but a distant dream. To be pursued but never attained.”

 

“Long Di, are you alright?” Shen Ling asked me.

 

“Don’t mind me, I was just inner-monologuing out loud… don’t seek sense in that sentence either,” I waved her off before turning my attention to Feng Yu, and for her, I shook my head, or as the young kids say, smh.

 

“Wait, wha-”

 

“You.” I turned my attention to Yaomu Shou, cutting off Shen Ling’s line of question, “Can you let go of my hand? I don’t feel comfortable being touched by human beings in general, much less a girl that talks so passionately about defecation.”

 

“Oh? But I’m a demon,” she quipped with a mischievous smile.

 

I stared at her blankly for a while when she said that before responding with, “… Touche.”

 

“Did you just say too shi-”

 

“You finish that statement, and I walk away forcing you to ‘wave,’ to someone else,” I said shaking my hand from her grip before walking away anyway to get started on our journey.

 

“Hey wait!” I could hear her calling me from behind, but I didn’t care.

 

Eventually, all the disciples followed after the two, wondering what sort of adventures they were going to be a part of.

 

…

 

The Peach Blossom Sage when he was still alive was a Star Creation realm expert, also known as a True Star Sage.

 

Of course, when one reaches this realm, one has the privilege to don a title that represents them.

 

As the Peach Blossom Sage was a powerhouse whose techniques revolved around the utilisation of peach blossoms, this was the origin of this title. His true name was long lost, forgotten to time.

 

At the end of his life, not wanting his inheritance to be severed, he used the last smouldering embers of his life to create an inheritance that included not only his possessions but also his techniques.

 

At an isolated location defined by its many cliffs and extremely craggy terrain, far removed from civilization, was a small temple-like construction.

 

It was sandwiched between two cliffs that dwarfed it in size. The size disparity was so daunting that it seemed as if the cliffs wished to showcase their might.

 

This small temple only boasted a simple room, but within this room was a small pink rotating portal. Faint illusions of peach blossoms could be seen exiting and entering it at irregular intervals, creating a bewitching sight.

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A similarly pink shield that acted as a deterrence covered this entire construct, disallowing the entrance of any unwelcome would-be intruders.

 

This location, normally empty and void of any signs of life, was currently filled to the brim with demon race and human race cultivators.

 

The two races were separated into two clear camps at the moment. It didn’t need to be said that the demons and the humans didn’t have a harmonious relationship.

 

Small wars between the two regularly broke out, but it only remained at this level. Apart from the first war that shook the heavens and scarred the earth, no large-scale wars ever took place since then.

 

Whilst there was a major dividing line between the two races, it didn’t mean that they were united with each other.

 

There were many camps among the two races that isolated themselves from others. No one dared to provoke these powers lest they bring destruction upon their own sect.

 

The most palpable tension, however, remained that between races. The dividing line between the two was both metaphorical and physical, as there was a large swath of land that remained unoccupied.

 

This land signified the boundary between the two that could not be occupied lest the brave and/or foolish party that does so, would collect upon themselves the ire of all the powers here.

 

“Wow, would you look at this? A large swath of unoccupied land that has literally zero people. I’ll just mosey on down the ol dusty trail.”

 

At this moment, a lazy voice rang out that cut through the tension-addled silence through butter, causing everyone’s neck to snap in the direction it came from.

 

There, they saw a group of six coming walking down this dividing line. The one in front, who was a boy who could only be described as the living embodiment of apathy, walked without a care in the world.

 

His black hair waved slightly in the wind, his eyes revealed no fluctuation of either excitement, sadness or anything that could be used to judge him. The people simply found him unfathomable.

 

The girl behind him, whilst not as indifferent, didn’t place much of the people here in her eyes either

 

She was not human, like the boy in front, but was of the demon race. Not only that, her dark blue skin, black hair, fangs and tail that extended behind her, marked her as a Yuan demon. A pureblooded demon within the demon race that stood above others in many ways.

 

The remaining disciples, Feng Yu included, were terrified at the scene of all these supreme powers gazing at them with ill intent. They made sure to stick close to Yaomu Shou and Long Di, hoping to use their apparent indifference to bolster their own greatly shaken courage.

 

All the cultivators present stared on with anger, shock and surprise. After all, the courage needed to saunter down the path they were on represented one of two things.

 

That was either supreme courage or either unhealthy stupidity. Because the line between the two was so thin, the people didn’t know what to make of this.

 

Eventually, annoyed with the blatant contempt Long Di and the others were giving everyone, one of the more hot-tempered cultivators, a grey-skinned, muscular four-armed demon race cultivator, jumped out from the side and landed in front of Long Di and the others.

 

The land shook when he landed, his blood qi, great and oppressive as he looked down on Long Di and the others.

 

His arm bulged and the veins that wriggled across his body pulsated like a provoked dragon!

 

He was obviously a powerful cultivator and couldn’t tolerate the contempt and disdain that Long Di’s actions signified.

 

He took heavy steps that caused tremors as he bore down on Long Di, obviously not seeing him as a threat.

 

“I-”

 

Before the demon could finish his sentence, Long Di who was in front yelled, “Stranger danger!”

 

Boom!

 

Long Di’s legs flew up with a shocking force and a sprinkle of tribulation lightning before it landed in the demon’s crotch!

 

Pop!

 

All the female cultivators hurriedly turned away with a reddened face.

 

The muscular demon’s eyes nearly popped out of his head as all the male cultivators involuntarily held their own crotch. The pain shared by men could be felt.

 

It was by no means an exaggeration to say that Long Di caused this man’s balls to explode.