Chapter 4: Chapter 0d

Chapter 0d

"I must mention , that I not only motivated them, but I have also given them consultations about society and romantical relationships. (Green)

Some of them even got girlfriends. It's me who opened their eyes to the world and not anime. They should be grateful to me , but instead…haah (green)."

"Could you please describe what they did to you in four months of confinement ?" Prosecutor tries to steer my speech in the right way.

"As I have said , I wasn't expecting their retaliation so it wasn't hard to find me in university and knock me out. When I woke up I was tied to a dentist's chair before a big Tv display. My eyelids were fixed open by some hooks and a rubber ball was stuck inside my mouth. Then they played carto.. I mean anime on TV . Endlessly. There were different kinds - about magical girls , robots , vampires , about school life about everything that sick minds could think of. In most of them were disgustingly disappointing main characters and stupid heroines.Sometimes I was asking myself why mc didn't die from a such heavy nosebleed ? Which material  was used to make girls' bras to hold such big tits ? Aluminum ?  They even showed me animated porn which no sane human could create. I think I will never be able to eat squid anymore. 

Mentioning food, for the first  month they only feed me apples , until I was able to answer correctly to "Who likes apples the most?" Freaky death god and wolf goddess surely have a strange  digestive system. After that things got better , I could eat curry and something called "omurice". The final test was to eat a chocolate croissant in the right way , or Konata-chan wouldn't forgive me.

I was sleeping about four hours a day but even then they played opening songs from anime. My sanity , and my sense of reality almost broke down. From that point in time my memory is hazy. It should be at the end of the third month that I could move freely inside the villa . Maybe I was able to escape from there , but I already didn't have a reason to do so.

In the end, my last fresh memory is meeting her , the defendant . We didn't even get to talk because, someone broke in where we were. Details  about how and why I have only gotten from Mr. Demon already inside a courtroom .That's all (green) "

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After my statements , there was some bickering between Otaku and Demon but still, the court session almost came to the end.

"Now is the last moment you can appeal to judges. Does any side has anything else to add ?"

While our side answered negatively , mid-level deity approached judges. She pulls out from who knows where a suitcase , opens it, and shows it to judges, then closes it. As she goes back to her seat , the judges retreat to another room to have a discussion. They didn't forget to take the suitcase with them.

While we all were waiting for their verdict, I was able to hear a dialogue between Otaku and Demon.

"How you could be so naive , Brian? You do know that I have a Fatreon page , one of the things I don't lack is money. You should stop trying to give me problems. Forget about me , Brian , even if I NTR'ed your girlfriend. It's going on for too long , try to move on with your life …"

So his name is Brian , heh. Such a casual name for a demon . Well seems they have got quite a backstory.

After a while jury came back.

"In the name of justice , after considering all proofs and statements , we declare. Mid-level deity Otaku-sama-chan is innocent. The human soul of Andrew Tailor is under her jurisdiction. We approve her right to correct his path of reincarnation.At the same time , taking in mind how long the judicial process took, he should be reincarnated immediately after the court session. "

" Just as planned " says Otaku with a disgusting smile.

Everyone gets out of the courtroom , except me and deity , leaving us alone.

"So , before you do to me what you have in your mind. Could you tell me your real reasons ? It will make you a perfect villain"

"Sure, why not. In the end, everything is simple. You appeared on my radars , when you tried to mess with my people. As I watched , you strongly reminded me of someone, be it your tricks or use of words . I believe , you are the type of guy who would tell to the children that Santa doesn't exist at every opportunity. If your own child will approach you to brag about getting an A+ on the test , you would tell him "What the point ? You have cancer anyway"... "

" Pffft" I failed to hold my laugh.

"See, you have a terrible sense of humor. Let's make the last check. What will happen if someone turns on a stroboscope inside a room full of epileptics ?"

"If I'm not wrong , it will be a foam party with breakdancers. Hahahaha"

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"See , you are just like my father"

"Haaah, fine. I don't have any questions anymore . Do your thing or whatever."

"Stand in the center of the room"

While I go there , she takes off her glasses and transforms into a teenage girl in a red school uniform jacket and short white skirt. There's a nimb above the head , and in her right hand appears a spiked club.

"We haven't met in so long , Excaliborg…"

"Eh ?"

"Nevermind. I hope everything will work on the first try. Pi piru piru piru pii~"

After she chants , swinging her club around, behind appears a hole in the floor. On the bottom of the hole is something liquid , very similar to magma.

"I'm not a cruel woman , so I will tell you what happens next. Beside you is a portal to another world . For my people it's heaven , but for you…heh. Because we lost so much time in court there's a big chance that You will get there more or less mature body. Well, there was an opportunity to be an infant in some families, but with the time difference, it isn't possible anymore. Moreover it's not like you to desire a family, isn't it ? Oh , almost forgot , you will get some powers in that world after the lottery , as a reincarnator. Nothing overpowered but still better than nothing. So , jump there ! "

I look down at the hole and try moving my legs , but they don't listen to me.

"Seems I need some help"

"Okay , no problem. This ! Is! ISEKAI!!!"

After her scream , she kicks me in my abdomen with her leg , like some bearded king.

Obviously, I fall into the dense red liquid. It was so dense that I was able to stand on it . It slowly devours me. As we watch at each other , I can't stop myself to ask her.

"Why it's so slow?"

"It seems , you still didn't get your lesson. It's slow because five centimeters per second is a masterpiece"

"Ooookay"

We both wait , and at last magma-like liquid gets to my chin. Still, I can't go away without saying my last words.

"You know what?"

"What ?"

"Nice panties , black color suits you."

"Hentai !!"

In the end, my head is no longer visible. I wanted to drown away like a hero from an old film , so I lifted my hand above the liquid and give to Otaku my last big thumb.

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