Sitting in his seat, He Nian saw Lu Tong’s face change from green to purple, then from purple to red, and then finally became a black face.
Lu Tong’s pupils shook tremendously, and his three views were greatly affected.
This typography was a range in panorama and peaks if viewed from the side. It assuming different shapes viewed from far and wide1.
This kind dog-crawling-words that can make gods and ghosts cry if the brush set to paper — Fuck, saying that this is a dog’s crawl is an insult to dogs. This letter don’t even know what animal crawls is!
Lu Tong was shocked and in a daze: I fucking received a love letter, not a curse letter, right?
…… What the f***.
He Nian swallowed, and spat in his heart.
He leaned his head to take a look at what kind of shocking love letter it was that could force Lu Tong’s paralyzed face to make such a universally shocking expression.
In the end, as soon as he stretched his head over, Lu Tong put away the love letter in his hand and stuffed it into his pocket.
He Nian: ?
“What are you looking at?” Lu Tong asked coldly.
He Nian was overwhelmed by his cold aura, and he immediately shut up, “There is nothing that I wanna see.”
Lu Tong’s back teeth clenched, and the love letter in his pocket was more like a prank than a love letter.
And it was an extremely low, nasty, and extremely middle-school prank.
He thought really hard, but he couldn’t figure out what Qin Chu was doing…… Was it fun to play with him?
Qin Chu, who was uninformed about this, sneezed while sitting at the back of the classroom.
Qin Shiwu had been observing Qin Chu’s movements all morning, and when he saw him sneezing, he leaned over as if pulled by an alarm.
Qin Chu pushed his head away, “Stay away from me.”
Qin Shiwu, “Dad, we can’t sit far away in tables that are just before the other.”
Previously, Qin Shiwu’s seat was the vip seat next to the podium, that was for weak students. It was an unlucky position with the teacher’s body as the center of the circle and the teacher’s hand as the radius.
There was one on each side of the podium, which was very conspicuous.
Ever since Qin Shiwu had a fight with Gu Kaifei, he moved his seat without authorization and was now sitting in front of Qin Chu.
“Buzz”, Qin Chu’s cell phone vibrated in his pocket.
Qin Shiwu’s heart tightened, and he came closer again.
Qin Chu took out his phone, and the screen showed that Lu Tong had sent him a text message.
A text message from Lu Tong?
Qin Chu raised his eyebrows.
Strange.
He even turned his head and looked out of the window with great interest: The sun came out from the west?
Qin Shiwu was more excited than him. His eyes glowed as he looked at Qin Chu, “Look, look. What did Lu Tong send you?”
Qin Chu, “Does it have anything to do with you?”
Qin Shiwu, “I care about the friendship situation of my classmate, and want to prevent you from having improper male-female relationships. Quickly open.”
What could Lu Tong send?
Qin Shiwu had already thought about it.
The love letter could even be said to have assembled all the IQs of himself and Lin Xiaomian: Qin Shiwu 0, Lin Xiaomian 99.
Consequently, even if they gathered the IQ of Lin Xiaomian, their number one student, with almost a perfect score, they still couldn’t ward off Qin Shiwu’s duck egg zero2.
So the last product was still equal to 0.
After reading this great love letter, which could be called the intangible cultural heritage of mankind, had Lu Tong been moved to tears?
Qin Shiwu thought with a sigh.
Of course.
— In a sense, crying out of anger was also considered as crying.
What could be his reply to Qin Chu?
Qin Shiwu listed one, two, three, four, five, and six lines of corny words of love in his heart.
Such as one: My dear, I have always liked you very much. Let's date and get married now.
Two: My husband, I'm really moved. Let's get married now!
Three: Boo hoo, boo hoo, boo hoo. Husband, I love you so much. Let's get married……
No matter how much something changes, it will still retain its essence. In Qin Shiwu's small worldview, the big thing was whether his parents got married or not. It was about the dreams of 900 million young girls, so he couldn't slack off.
He swallowed and saw Qin Chu open the screen. He took his eyes out and hurriedly glued them down on the screen.
Finally, he saw Lu Tong's message.
Lu Tong: —— Are you mentally ill?
Qin Shiwu:…… =口=!
How could it develop into this?
Qin Chu glanced at Lu Tong's message, then at Qin Shiwu's expression. He promptly connected the dots and grabbed Qin Shiwu by the back of the neck at once — His dad loved to grab him like this after sixteen years, carrying him around like a kitten. He didn't expect Qin Chu to have this bad habit sixteen years ago either.
Qin Chu originally did not suspect Qin Shiwu of being the demon.
It was a pity that Qin Shiwu couldn't hide his emotions on his face, and everything on his mind was written on his face.
“Brat, tell me the truth. What did you do?”
Qin Shiwu: Shook his head like a rattle.
“Playing dumb?" Qin Chu spat out the two words in a measured manner.
Qin Shiwu shook even harder, "No! It is a misunderstanding. Dad, what can I do? Ah! Old Zhao is here!”
He took advantage of the moment when Qin Chu looked towards the window to slip into his seat.
Old Zhao entered the door with a form to fill out for the sports meeting and asked Gu Kaifei, the sports committee member of their class, to organize the event list for the sports meeting.
“Everyone has to participate in one item, especially boys. Don't let me catch any that haven't signed up." Old Zhao crossed her arms across her chest and stared on standing on the stage.
The sports meeting of the Provincial No. 1 Middle School would be held after the mid-term exams, which was on the following Wednesday.
Exams for nine subjects would be conducted on Monday and Tuesday. On Sunday night, the self-study class would be cleaned and the seats would be arranged.
The girls were not very interested in the sports games, and they hadn't become familiar with the class in their freshman year of high school. Old Zhao didn't know what those people were suitable for, so she could only ask Gu Kaifei to inquire.
After walking around, Gu Kaifei walked up to Qin Chu.
“Qin Chu, what are you signing up for?”
Qin Chu glanced at the form, “What's left?”
Gu Kaifei, "There is long-distance run of 1,500 meters.”
Qin Chu had no objection, and Gu Kaifei filled in his name on the form.
Qin Shiwu leaned forward, “Why didn't you come and ask me?”
Gu Kaifei's back stiffened, feeling awkward.
Qin Shiwu seemed to be a person who remembered to eat but not to beat, and he didn't hold a grudge. He obviously had such a big quarrel with him in the class, but he forgot about it after a few days and dangled in front of him like someone who had nothing to do with it.
He, Gu Kaifei, was the only one who remembered this trivial matter, which made him look fussy.
Moreover, Qin Shiwu had changed his personality since the fight, and his personality had become particularly likable.
Although he was fierce and broke the law and committed crimes disregarding the school rules in class, he knew how to behave appropriately. He never made any dirty jokes or said anything that would make people feel uncomfortable.
Occasionally being fierce once or twice made him look extraordinarily cool instead.
In general, the people in the class had been won over by him — The main aim of the girls was to get close to Qin Chu through Qin Shiwu.
The crowd now had a better relationship with Qin Shiwu than they did with him, Gu Kaifei.
"What are you signing up for?" Gu Kaifei asked smoothly after the stiffness was over.
Like an old man, Qin Shiwu took the registration form from him and scanned it from beginning to the end, "Then…… I'll sign up for volleyball."
Gu Kaifei snorted out a laugh, "Volleyball? Are you serious? Why compete with the girls in your class for a spot? That is the easiest sport."
Qin Shiwu, relying on the fact that his body was now that of an omega, said without any shame, "I don't have any o rights, huh? I'm delicate and weak. So I can only play volleyball. Can't I? "
A delicate and weak omega kicked the body of this 1.78-meter-tall man?
Gu Kaifei felt a shudder down his spine, and he begged to differ.
Qin Shiwu was a wine-lover, whose heart was not in the cup3, and after asking that, he immediately added, "Are you going to hand over this list of yours to the Political and Educational Office?"
Gu Kaifei, "Yes? Why are you asking this?"
Qin Shiwu, "Oh, nothing. Just asking. By the way, when are you going to the Political and Educational Office? I am thinking of going to see Old He."
Old He was the director of the Political and Educational Department of the Provincial No. 1 High School.
He was a small man but he wasn’t careless. He was 1.6 metres tall and had a lot of energy in his small body — Especially the energy to beat people up violently.
Delinquent students like Qin Shiwu, Gu Kaifei, and Qin Chu basically had to go to the Political and Educational Office once a week. So Gu Kaifei did not suspect Qin Shiwu of having impure motives.
As soon as he left, Qin Shiwu tugged Qin Chu's arm, "Come on, dad. Let's go to the Political and Educational Office!"
Qin Chu didn't even raise his eyelids. His both hands were on the table playing with his phone, and he said coolly, "Have you ever seen a suspect going to the police station to surrender himself?"
Qin Shiwu, "That means that I have a high level of ideological awareness! Going or not?"
Qin Chu raised his eyes, "What are you going to do there?"
Qin Shiwu paused, mysteriously, "To steal the form of the class one of the second year. Don't you want to know what items Lu Tong has signed up for?"
Qin Chu, "…… Why would I want to know what projects he signed up for."
Qin Shiwu, "Of course—"
Of course, if you know it in advance, you can make sufficient preparations for the cold and the warmth4!
If Lu Tong had signed up for the long-distance run, then prepare mineral water.
If Lu Tong had signed up for the long jump, then prepare a towel.
If Lu Tong……
In short, there were too many scheming bi*** who want to take the opportunity to get close to your wife at the sports meeting!
Can you protect him from all the men, women, and the hundred flowers that bloom, you silly dad? You can only take preventative measures in advance!
Who knew that Qin Chu would reject him, "I'm not interested."
Qin Shiwu: ????
You're not f*** uninterested. You're f*** unreasonable!
What kind of person would not be interested in his own wife?
Forget it, Qin Shiwu gritted his teeth and thought: If his father doesn't go, then he will go by himself. Anyway, he will bring back Lu Tong's form and tell Qin Chu directly when he sees it.
The same day, at noon, when the teachers and students had gone to eat, Qin Shiwu felt his way inside the Political and Educational Office.
There were still a few teachers in the Political and Educational Office who were preparing for class and hadn't gone to eat. When they saw Qin Shiwu enter, they asked, "Who are you looking for?"
Qin Shiwu did not change his face as he said, "Director He asked me to come here."
Director He asked too many students to come there a day, so the teachers didn't find the sneaky figure of Qin Shiwu very strange.
He put on an act of standing in front of Old He's desk for a while and finally stayed there until the last few teachers had gone out to eat too.
Inside the Political and Educational Office, Qin Shiwu was instantly the only one left.
Qin Shiwu quickly leaped to the desk of Teacher Li, who was responsible for counting the student registration forms and rummaged around.
"It doesn't make sense. I saw Gu Kaifei put all the documents here before?"
He rummaged too hard and made a mess of the desk. Thinking that the teacher who was having dinner wouldn't be back for a while, Qin Shiwu had plenty of time to deal with the aftermath. So he flipped through it a little frantically.
As the papers flew about, the door to the office was suddenly pushed open.
Having been caught red-handed at the scene of the crime, Qin Shiwu's brain was fervent and the first thing that he did was to hide under the open shelf of Old Li's desk.
— He was still holding a few registration forms in his hand, and he didn't know which class did they belong to.
The footsteps of the person who came in were very steady, swaggering without restraint. Qin Shiwu speculated that it should be a teacher who came back from dinner.
He prayed in his heart: I hope he just came back to get something, and then he will leave right away!
But the "teacher" did not hear Qin Shiwu's prayer. Not only did they stay inside for a long time, but also came closer and closer to him, and finally stood in front of Old Li's desk, swishing and flipping through the registration forms on the desk.
…… No way.
Qin Shiwu wailed inwardly.
Why am I so unlucky!
The "teacher" didn't seem to have found what he wanted.
It was not until the office door was opened for the second time.
Qin Shiwu’s clearly felt that the "teacher" had stopped turning the paper.
In the next second, a black shadow flashed in front of Qin Shiwu's eyes.
The next second, he and Qin Chu were both huddled under the open shelf of Old Li's desk, staring at each other with expressionless faces.
Qin Shiwu was holding a few application forms in his hand.
Qin Chu was also holding a few registration forms in his hand.
……
……
The man who pushed the door open for the second time and came in also stopped in front of Old Li's desk.
The two men hid behind the desk, cautiously, not daring to utter a single breath — Qin Shiwu had even lost the ** to insult his own father.
A minute later, they both heard Lu Tong's voice, "Strange, where did the registration forms for the sports day go?"
……
……
Fuck!
Qin Shiwu face was paralyzed. He looked at Qin Chu silently and mouthed: Can I sing?
Qin Chu scratched his neck with his hand, meaning: If you dare to sing, you will die.
Qin Shiwu silently put his hands together in his heart, and the young man chanted: It must be a special fate to run into the whole family along the way.