In the past, the answers he used to make were suspected to be witty, but they were all the answers from his personal experience!
And now,
His following answers are all smart answers.
"Ask the subject to share the photo!"
"Same request! Good man
"Master, such a good thing must be shared with my brothers! I'll give you a cent! "
"Come on, man! We have new members again! "
"I don't want to answer anything! I'm just here to get in the eye! Just want to know the follow-up of this matter! "
"Eye penetration + 1"
"I remember that there was a big villa with a swimming pool. Do you need to share it with others? Or is your villa rented? "
"The answer above is layman! I remember there was a ton of gold in the goods! If you want to deal with a woman, a jin of gold will hit her in the face and make sure she smiles at you
"The subject is so coquettish. It depends on the belly of a girl who shares a house with others! It's enough for you not to call the police! "
"After reading the main question, I just want to shout: Xiuer! Is that you? "
"Master of time management, misterot: I'm an expert!"
“……”
When Ming looked at these answers, his face became more and more strange.
After looking at dozens of them in succession, none of them answered him correctly, which made him wonder if he was occupied by the Navy.
Photo sharing for you?
I think it's bullshit!
I didn't see it in my cell phone, so I deleted it all!
Even if not deleted,
I can't show it to you!
Just as he was about to give up, he was suddenly attracted by an answer.
"After reading the answers above, I think the questioner must be crazy after reading these answers? Now let me give a serious answer: what you want to know is why the girl is angry! But this question can not be answered from one aspect! Let's make a concrete analysis! "
When Ming saw the answer, his eyes lit up and he continued to look down.
"Let's get down to business! 1、 The girl ate all the six dishes, which shows that the food is really delicious and the girl's trust in you!
2、 You want to see the girl's stomach and wonder where all her food has gone! Frankly speaking, I'm not at the scene, so it's hard to analyze the situation at that time. However, from the topic below, the girl often wears yoga clothes to practice yoga in the living room. It can be seen that the girl doesn't mind being seen by you, otherwise she can practice yoga in her bedroom. So this seemingly direct cause can actually be directly queued out.
3、 She said that her small stomach, usually you can see, but this time do not let you see, said the meaning is different, that you two are not a boyfriend and girlfriend! But later you said, you've seen many of her photo. I don't know if these photo are private photos. But even if they're not private photos, they're just photo photos. Most people care about them very much. They don't look out to people, let alone a heterosexual!
4、 You said that she would not have any plot, just to see what happened, right? Do you think it's appropriate for you to say that to a girl?
5、 Most of the men and women who rent together become friends and girlfriends in the end! From the way you two get along with each other, the relationship between you two is not even a relationship between male and female friends, but it is definitely not an ordinary friend relationship, at least in the ambiguous stage!
And this time the girl suddenly angry, to sum up, in fact, the answer is ready!
She's angry,
One is that she shows you her photo, which shows that she has great trust in you, but you talk about it. This is a great harm to her trust. She can let you see it, but you can't take it for granted!
This is the first point of her anger!
Second, it's because you said there was no plot against her! All girls, whether they are beautiful or not, are eager to get the boy's love and love. It's one thing for them to agree or not. But they don't have any aversion to the boy's behavior of liking her. On the contrary, they will feel very happy!
She practices yoga in front of you and shows you her photo, but you say that you have no intention for her, that is, you are not interested in her. This is another kind of harm to a girl!
So do you understand now? Don't talk about this girl. If you change to other girls, you will be angry when you hear this!
last,
Brother, do you have the seed of photo? Can I share one of my answers with you
After reading this person's answer, I feel like I'm on top of it!
I see!
No wonder Qin Liya was so angry just now.
It seems that I really said something wrong!
When Ming immediately replied: "brother, there's something! Photo seed or something, the girl said to me, I'm not allowed to show it to anyone, and it has been deleted after I've seen it, so I'm sorry. If I have a chance, I'll invite my brother to drink to show my gratitude! "
After a while,
The other party replied: "OK, come to Jian Yang Lin'an when you have time. When my Lin'an City is going to sing, when I come to Lin'an, ask anyone who knows me. I'm looking forward to your inviting me to drink!"
When to say:
what!
When does Lin'an City sing?
I'm... Getting back to myself?
You're kidding me!
Li Gui met Li Kui!
When is Ming full of doubts in the following reply: "are you sure you... When is Ming?"
Soon,
The other party replied below: "yes! I am when to sing, Lin'an City is also! Although I'm a bit coquettish, a bit cheap, but you're not wrong, I'm just like a fake guarantee, when to say yes! "
When to sing "!"
The next moment,
When will you know who the other party is!
If you dare to impersonate his name and tease him like that, you can't be an outsider.
To get rid of it,
Then there's only one person.
When Ming immediately called Wang Jianbo.
Soon,
The phone was through.
"Hello, Lao he, what's the matter?" Wang Jianbo on the phone asked.
When does Ming take a deep breath: "Lao Wang, what are you doing now?"
"Hey, hey."
Wang Jianbo said with a cheap smile: "I'm wandering around. I see a funny thing."
"Oh? What's fun? " He asked.
"This... Secret! By the way, you may be asked to eat in the future. Don't doubt it. It's my credit! Hey, hey... "Wang Jianbo replied with a smile.
When to sing "!"
He took a long breath, suppressed his anger and said, "Wang Jianbo! You are such a fool
"You! How can you swear? " Wang Jianbo said angrily.