Chapter 50. Extra chapter. I am a man

Yu Qian Nan sat on the sofa with a serious expression, looking at the gorgeous-looking man with a beard who was sitting opposite him.

His back was upright and his eyes sparkled brightly. To show his own determination, he spoke in a deep and low voice,

“Mr. Yu, I want to marry her!”

Yu Yu looked at him, the veins on his forehead throbbed as the corners of his eyes twitched, “You’re serious?”

Yu Qian Nan nodded forcefully. Then the man opposite him stood up and walked towards him with heavy steps.

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He put out a hand to grab … the small school bag on Yu Qian Nan’s back.

“Pa!” He pulled Yu Qian Nan and his school bag up with just one hand, and gave him a slap on the butt with his other hand.

“Yu Xiao Yu(TN: Yu Qian Nan’s nickname)! Are you already grown up? I want you to go to school to study, yet you went off to flirt. How old are you to be thinking about marriage? Why don’t you just go to hell?!”

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Shu Shu was a little stunned for a while. How should she educate him?

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Yu Yu didn’t care about anything else and gave him a slap first, “Small child, what have you been thinking the whole day?”

“I’m a man!” Yu Qian Nan gripped his fists tightly. He kicked his small, short legs in the air, demanding Yu Yu to put him down.

Yu Yu grew stiff as his spine became chill. About him being a “man”, he had to be responsible for his fault…

When Yu Qian Nan was six months old, Yu Yu swallowed his saliva when he looked at Yu Qian Nan who was sucking her breasts deliciously in front of him, and then frowned.

The second day, Yu Yu came back with a tin of milk powder, stopping the breastfeed.

Du Chenglan consoled Yu Qian Nan who was crying pitifully and glared at Yu Yu while saying, “Why don’t we stop breastfeed when he turns one year old.”

Yu Yu hugged his son and rocked him with a smile, “Son, you’re a man!”

When Yu Qian Nan was three years old.

Shu Shu just turned thirty years old. It was the time when she was most feminine. Giving birth made her become more charming, and also gave her bigger breasts.

Yu Yu swallowed his saliva. She just showered so Shu Shu didn’t wear any underwear. A silk sleep gown wrapped around her sexy body loosely. As she walked, a faint outline of her partially-visible breasts could be seen. Her light and slim waist swayed lightly…

After she finished her business, Yu Yu hugged her up. She chuckled seductively as her soft punches hit him lightly a few times, making his eyes grow bloody-red as he couldn’t wait to eat her up piece by piece.

After he finished with foreplay and was about to go in, someone knocked on the door…

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“Mama, mama, why did you close the door?”

Yu Yu gritted his teeth, his parents were not around so they had to take care of their own child.

After Shu Shu finished tucking their son to sleep, Yu Yu hugged her but Shu Shu shook her head, “Our son’s around.”

Yu Yu gave her a face of sexual dissatisfaction and glared at his son who was sleeping soundly.

At night the second day.

Yu Yu hugged Yu Qian Nan to the next room and pressed him on the bed, then covered him with a small blanket, “Yu Xiao Yu, tonight, you sleep on your own.”

Yu Qian Nan pouted his mouth and said in agony, “I’m scared… papa”

“Yu Xiao Yu, you’re a man.”

Seeing how he was still pouting his mouth, Yu Yu lectured him on the importance of a man’s pride. Yu Qian Nan nodded, then looked in agony at the back of his dad who was leaving.

That night, Yu Xiao Yu was so scared that he trembled. A small bundle was hidden in the blanket, he bit his teeth, telling himself that he was a man!

The next morning, Yu Yu came to change his clothes. Loaded with a man’s satisfaction of having his fill, he praised him with a smile as he lifted him up, “Yu Xiao Yu, you are really a man!”

Yu Xiao Yu looked at his dad’s serious face and his tall and big body, biting his teeth silently.

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“Xiao Yu, did you sleep well last night?”

Hearing his mum’s gentle question, Yu Xiao Yu pouted and his small face was crumpled together.

“What’s wrong? You didn’t sleep well? Then you better sleep with mama tonight.”

His eyes brightened up but it quickly darkened again. He shook his head and said earnestly, “I am a man.”

Shu Shu: “……”

When Yu Xiao Yu was five years old.

“Muack~” The small and pink, chubby lips landed on Shu Shu’s face. Two small paws were around her neck with a face of longing.

“Shu Shu~” Yu Yu’s mouth jutted out. Shu Shu gave him an eye-roll, then hugged Yu Xiao Yu to stroke the cat.

It seemed like Fat Rice’s genetics just worked this way. Even after many years, it only grew up a little and was still a small one.

It liked Yu Qian Nan in particular, but obviously, Yu Qian Nan liked Yellow Fur better.

This was the general representation of cat loves fish but fish hates cat?

When Shu Shu was typing her novel, Yu Yu used the chance to hug Yu Xiao Yu up and placed him on his knees, telling him very seriously,

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“Xiao Yu, are you a man?”

Yu Qian Nan nodded with certainty. Yu Yu caressed his hair, “Then don’t kiss mama so much.”

Yu Qian Nan widened his eyes, “Why?”

“Because mama is papa’s, you are a man, you can’t kiss someone else’s woman.”

Yu Qian Nan pouted. It was so awful to be a man! But his teacher also told him that he needed to be a small man.

*****

“You are a man so you have to marry Small Steamboat?” Yu Yu lifted his brow and glared at Yu Qian Nan.

“Of course, I need to be responsible!” Yu Qian Nan gave his chest a slap and said confidently.

Yu Yu hit his head with a “Pa Da”, “What fucking responsible, what did you do?”

“Small Steamboat is pregnant, it’s my child.”

Can you imagine a six-year-old small child telling others that someone was having his child with a straight face?

“Hahaha” Shu Shu couldn’t hold it in and laughed out loud.

Yu Qian Nan pouted. A man could only marry a woman in his whole life. If he married Small Steamboat, then he couldn’t marry mum anymore, but he was a man, he had to be responsible!

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“Small Steamboat said she’s pregnant… I’m the only one who kissed her before, I have to be responsible!”

“Yu Xiao Yu, you kissed her? Damn, what did you do in school the whole day?!” Yu Yu lifted Yu Xiao Yu up. It seemed like he was going to hit him again.

His legs struggled a few times, “Wuwuwu, I saw that she was sad so I kissed her.”

Small Steamboat fell down and couldn’t stop crying. Yu Qian Nan remembered that it wouldn’t hurt anymore when his mum kissed him, so he gave her a kiss,

“You won’t cry anymore with this kiss!”

Small Steamboat really didn’t cry anymore, but she would follow behind him all the time like a small tail.

Until today in class…

“Xiao Yu… wuwuwu.”

“What’s wrong?”

“My mum is pregnant with my little brother…”

Yu Qian Nan’s eyes widened, and he heard her say, “I asked mama where did little brother come from, mama said because she kissed…”

Yu Qian Nan’s eyes grew even larger, he touched his own mouth.

“I vomited yesterday, am I pregnant?”

Yu Xiao Yu’s eyes grew much larger. He glanced at Small Steamboat’s eyes that turned red and patted his chest. I am a man, I will be responsible!

So that was what happened.

Shu Shu frowned. It wasn’t that good to have sex education this early, right?

Yu Yu was more straightforward and pulled Shu Shu, giving her a kiss on her face with a “muack”.

“Papa had kissed mama so many times, did you see mama pregnant with a little brother?”

Yu Qian Nan widened his eyes and shook his head.

“That’s right~ Kissing won’t get someone pregnant.”

“Then what does?”

Yu Yu coughed, “You’re too small, you’ll know when you become bigger and as tall as papa!”

Yu Qian Nan looked at him, his small face crumpled but it quickly relaxed again.

He hugged Shu Shu’s legs, “Mama, then I won’t marry Small Steamboat, I’ll marry you once I grow up!”

Shu Shu hadn’t said anything yet when Yu Yu lifted him up again. He hit his butt lightly a few times, ”Mama is papa’s, as a man, you can’t be together with another woman.”

Yu Qian Nan pouted his mouth, unsure if he should cry.

*****

“Papa!” Yu Qian Nan came running to him from the school gate. His dad was very noticeable. Although he’d gradually exited the entertainment circle since the past two years to take over their family business, people would still turn to give him a second look.

“Son!” Yu Yu hugged him up and rocked him. Yu Qian Nan laughed heartily.

Yu Yu drove the car while his son sat at the back, hearing him say,

“Papa, Li Zi’s mum and dad are getting divorced.”

“Oh” Yu Yu simply answered. His brain was thinking about what he should do tonight. These two days, Shu Shu had a bad appetite, so he should make some soup?

“Li Zi said that they’re not a family anymore once they divorced.” Yu Qian Nan sounded conflicted.

“His mum and dad are not a family anymore, but Li Zi still has mum and dad.” Yu Yu could see his son’s unhappiness from the rearview mirror and comforted him.

“Li Zi said he could only pick one between mum and dad…”

Yu Yu hadn’t said anything yet when Yu Qian Nan spoke again, “If you and mama divorce, mama will be mine alone, but I will also miss papa.”

Yu Yu looked at his son from the mirror coldly. Oh, then I should be honored that you still missed me?

“Pui, Yu Xiao Yu, don’t daydream anymore, your mama is mine! Divorce? Impossible.”

Yu Qian Nan pouted his mouth and said with much unhappiness, “You always take mama for yourself.”

“Your mama is mine, you’ll understand once you have a wife.”

His white and tender small face with a pouting mouth looked as if he wanted to cry. Yu Xiao Yu was truly good-looking, combining both their advantages. Although he wasn’t exposed, he also garnered motherly fans from the photos that the reporters took secretly.

The way he expressed his agony really made others feel sad. Yu Yu’s heart softened, “Yu Xiao Yu, you are a man, you have to be brave and independent. Mum and dad love you.”

Yu Qian Nan rolled his eyes and didn’t say anything.

After they reached home, Yu Qian Nan dashed towards Shu Shu, “Mama!”

“Ai, mama’s baby Xiao Yu.”

“Mama loves me, right?” He blinked his pair of big, naive eyes that looked watery.

“Of course.”

“Then mama should divorce papa. Mama won’t be papa’s wife anymore, so Xiao Yu can sleep together with mama! We also let papa live in the house like he always does. Mama is not papa’s, is Xiao Yu’s! Papa is a man so he has to sleep alone.”

His words contained so many messages and it was a little winding, so Shu Shu didn’t get it at first.

Yu Yu lifted Yu Xiao Yu up at once, “What are you talking nonsense about? Come, let’s go do your homework!”

He took Yu Xiao Yu to do his exercises, leaving Shu Shu behind who was biting her teeth, “Yu Yu! What did you teach our son?!”

*****

Before going to bed, Yu Da Yu and Yu Xiao Yu started a heated “discussion” again.

“Go back!” Yu Yu glared at his son.

Yu Xiao Yu hugged his small pillow and glared at his dad, “Mama said I can sleep with her today!”

Yu Yu saw that his small face was growing red with anger, so he softened his attitude.

He hugged him up, “Yu Xiao Yu, you want to be a man?”

Yu Xiao Yu was conflicted, his face crumpled together.

“If you become a man, you can grow taller, even taller than papa!”

Yu Xiao Yu’s eyes lit up, his face became more conflicted.

“How about this, papa reads you a story and will only leave after you sleep.”

Yu Xiao Yu was conflicted and glanced at his father’s figure that looked like a mountain, then nodded his head roughly.

I am a man!

After he tucked Yu Xiao Yu into bed, Yu Yu rubbed his hands and entered the master bedroom. Shu Shu was drying her hair. Yu Yu “muack” at her, then went off to shower with a smile.

When he came out, he hugged Shu Shu and kissed her with a face of deep affection.

Again when he was about to go into her, the door sounded.

Both of them were stunned at the same time. They only heard Yu Xiao Yu wailing loudly outside,

“Papa, I don’t want to be a man!!!”

Yu Yu was so shocked that he softened, then he roared loudly,

“Yu Xiao Yu!!!”

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