Chapter 36: CH 36

[Chapter 36 – Got drunk!] Break off relations!

“Be sure to remember not to run around after we go out, lest you get injured.” Qin Shao Yu urged repeatedly, “There are numerous traps within the valley.”

“……What about the flower thief?” Shen Qian Ling remembered this issue with his heart and soul, he absolutely did not want to have his flower plucked by someone while sleeping, things like this small chrysanthemum must be properly protected since it was so fragile.

Qin Shao Yu rubbed his head, “Even if he is greatly skilled, he can only do evil within the city. The traps in Qionghua Valley used up five years worth of Ye Jin’s painstaking efforts, even if he was a qing gong master like Xiao Wu, it’s still not possible to break in so easily, let alone a flower thief.”

“Are you sure?” Shen Qian Ling questioned this a little, this society with no 24-hours surveillance really does not give people a sense of security.

“Naturally. Besides, even if he sticks on a pair of wings and flies in, there are both shadow guards from Dominion of Shadow Chasers and Sun-Moon Hamlet protecting you from outside.” Qin Shao Yu helped him dry his hair, “As long as you obediently wait in the room without running around, you will definitely be safe.”

“Alright then.” Shen Qian Ling rolled into his nest of quilts and looked at him with eyes full of expectation —— You must return earlier because I’m a little weak alone.

Qin Shao Yu covered him with the quilt, then turned around and left.

Above the bamboo house, Ye Jin was currently drinking wine in a half squat, with the luminous moon in the sky and the wind breezing past, his body cloaked in a green muslin that was floating gently around him like that of an immortal, countless silver butterflies were lingering around, not tainted by even the slightest amount of dust, it simply was the compelling air of an immortal.

Qin Shao Yu flew up onto the roof, saying concisely and comprehensively, “When will you not cause trouble?”

Ye Jin was originally looking forward to him saying a couple of sentences of praise, but in the end he had cold water poured over himself cruelly, and thus said angrily, “What are you here for exactly?”

“We’re on a scenic tour.” Qin Shao Yu poured himself a cup of Li Hua Shao.

“Jiang Hu has been talking about how you want to bring Shen Qian Ling to the South Sea to cure the poison in him lately.” Ye Jin spoke coldly.

“We do need to go, but it’s not urgent.” Qin Shao Yu replied, “We’ve just entered summer, his winter poison won’t flare up as of yet.”

“Things such as healing should naturally happen sooner rather than later.” Ye Jin was confused, “Why is there still such a reasoning like having it healed too early?”　

“I know my limits.” Qin Shao Yu stopped that line of conversation, it was clear that he didn’t want to discuss this matter with him.

“If Shen Qian Feng knew that you were deliberately delaying things like this, you better be careful of getting beaten up.” Ye Jin reminded him.

Qin Shao Yu did not reply, merely shaking his cup of Zhong Qing Wine before raising his head and drinking it all in one go.

Inside the bedroom, Shen Qian Ling was currently lying on the bed on his stomach, using much effort to go through the book that Li Fu Zi had given him. It was simply made one want to yawn towards the sky.

Who could understand the pain of not understanding, and his free translator wasn’t here. It makes one anxious.

Not sleeping when it’s already the middle of the night, why was he still running about outside?

Shen Xiao Shou sat up under the quilt, his mood a little irritable.

“Does Young Master have matters?” The shadow guard outside the room heard some movements and asked him in a low voice by the window. 

“….Uh, nothing.” Shen Qian Ling actually wanted to grab his collar and roar something like ‘Hurry up and retrieve Qin Shao Yu for me’, but he was only thinking about it; he wasn’t that stupid as to growl at the guard, it would honestly be too embarrassing. 

“But the Young Master has been tossing and turning for almost two hours already,” The shadow guard went straight to the point.

Shen Qian Ling: “^”.

Da-ge, must you be so straightforward?

“How about this subordinate go and help to bring back the sect leader?” This guard was very understanding. 

Shen Qian Ling said calmly, “That is not necessary!” 

Everyone in the courtyard immediately exchanged looks with one another, these four words that the young master spoke were full of the air of hypocrisy. 

He clearly missed the sect leader yet he still said ‘That’s not necessary’.

Not being able to sleep even though they were only separated for such a short time; sure enough, he was even more delicate than what was heard in the rumors.

This level of affection was truly a defiance of the natural order.

As a result, the shadow guards drew straws to pick out a representative, to see who would scamper off to the bamboo building to find their own sect leader.

“Ling-er misses me so much that he is tossing and turning around, unable to sleep?” At that time, when Qin Shao Yu who was at the bamboo building drinking wine heard this news, the tips of his eyebrows unconsciously rose. 

Ye Jin scorned, “This kind of smug look on your face really makes me want to beat you up.”

“The wine’s not bad.” Qin Shao Yu put down his cup of wine and tipsily went down the building.

The shadow guard followed behind him, feeling quite excited.

Even if the situation after drinking can’t be seen, it’s not too bad to be able to listen too…

Truly something to look forward to.

Meanwhile, Shen Xiao Shou was still hugging his blanket while counting sheep; in order to help hypnotise himself, he even counted in English.

One sheep, two sheep… forty five sheep… one hundred and thirty seven sheep…the sleepiness finally hit him; Shen Qian Ling yawned, and when he was about to enter a land of sweet dreams, the door to the room was pushed loudly open by someone. 

Ah, ah, ah, it’s the flower thief! Shen Qian Ling sat up with a “shua”, looking towards the doorway with very alert eyes. 

“You still haven’t slept?” Qin Shao Yu closed the room’s door.

Phew….Shen Qian Ling let out a breath of relief, wrapped himself in his blanket and fell back onto the bed again.

So it was you, gave me a huge fright.

“Why aren’t you sleeping yet?” Qin Shao Yu sat beside the bed.

Shen Qian Ling sniffed the air twice, “You drank wine?”

“En.” Qin Shao Yu lied down next to him with a lazy expression.

En your sister, don’t come onto my bed with your body smelling like wine. Shen Qian Ling grabbed his ear, “Go have a bath first.”

“No.” Qin Shao Yu pulled the blanket over his head.

“Go sleep on the floor if you’re not taking a bath.” Shen Qian Ling pushed him off the bed.

Of course, Qin Shao Yu did not budge an inch.

Not only did he not move, but he was embraced into his arms instead and firmly squeezed twice.

“You beast!” Shen Qian Ling protested in grief.

“This is considered already being a beast?” Qin Shao Yu laughed lowly, his right hand continuing to move, “Then what is this?”

You! Gaining an inch and taking a foot! Shen Qian Ling was both startled and angry at once, raising up a leg to kick this hoodlum off the bed.

Qin Shao Yu: “…”

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“Try touching me again and I’ll chop off your hand!” Shen Qian Ling gave him a ferocious glare.

“En, I want to take a bath.” Qin Shao Yu leaned against a cupboard, his face still flushed red.

Shen Qian Ling pretended to not hear anything, hugging his blanket and started earnestly sleeping. 

“Fu-ren, I want to have a bath.” Qin Shao Yu laid beside the bed, poking his shoulder lightly. 

“Your sister!” Shen Qian Ling raised his hand and slapped him across the head, don’t think you can conveniently use the excuse of being drunk to take advantage of me!

“Fu-ren…” Qin Shao Yu looked at him with a dejected expression.

It was rare to see this kind of expression from him, Shen Qian Ling couldn’t hold back and laughed out with a “pfft”. 

Qin Shao Yu grasped onto this opportunity and successfully rolled back into bed with this person in his arms.

“I want to sleep ah!” Shen Qian Ling stretched his throat and wailed loudly, destroying the mood, “Have you finished playing around yet!”

The shadow guards sucked in a cold breath, biting into the back of their hands one after another, fu-ren is really bold.

“I’m dizzy.” Qin Shao Yu frowned, “Help me rub it a little.”

“No!” Shen Qian Ling pressed his hands under his butt.

Qin Shao Yu lowered his head and made an expression of an amorous lover about to do a French kiss.

Shen Qian Ling quickly reached out a hand to cover his mouth, “You, you, you, what do you want to do. Calm down a bit first!”

“Headache.” Qin Shao Yu put their foreheads together.

“Then I’ll help you rub it, stop acting improperly, and stop touching me!” Shen Qian Ling warned.

“En.” Qin Shao Yu nodded then sat up to begin taking off his clothes; after taking them off, his hands reached towards his belt, there was clearly an inclination towards the barbarian act of being naked. 

Shen Qian Ling, in tears, held down his hands, “We’d better leave this on! We have to be civilized people!”

Besides, there are some things that you can’t just let others casually see, it’s not appropriate.

Qin Shao Yu’s hand stopped and he let out a sigh from deep in his heart.

Shen Qian Ling facepalmed, what is he planning with this contrite expression.

You aren’t an exhibitionist.

The candle’s flame upon the table flickered gently. Qin Shao Yu laid on the bed, receiving the massage very calmly; it was clearly very comfortable! So much that he even requested for Shen Qian Ling to massage his lower back and his legs. Shen Qian Ling agreed to everything, suffering in silence, he was practically a professional masseur. He still dared to provoke the sober Qin Shao Yu, but after he became drunk, this person must be accommodated. Otherwise, it would lead to the awakening of a beast if the service was unsatisfactory, and the person who would suffer would be himself.

Who could understand the suffering of the weak.

To be a proper weak shou! After massaging for ten more minutes, Shen Qian Ling’s arms began to feel sore, and so he sneakily stopped moving his hands, lowering his head to check whether he was sleeping.

In one motion, Qin Shao Yu pressed him beneath his body; he drunkenly and said dazedly, “Fu-ren is so close to me, what do you want to do?”

There’s nothing I want to do at all! Shen Qian Ling complained endlessly, This noble hero, you must not kiss me.

“So lovely.” Qin Shao Yu looked at his face and praised him.

Shen Qian Ling laughed dryly, “You are also very handsome, why don’t you get off of my body first?”

“No.” Qin Shao Yu pressed down on his body, “Sing a song for me.”

Shen Qian Ling: “…..”

“Hurry up and sing!” Qin Shao Yu pinched his waist then said drunkenly, “Otherwise I’ll kiss you!”

I give my respects to your whole family! Shen Qian Ling had tears running down his whole face, “By the mountains, by the seas there is a group of Smurfs…”

Qin Shao Yu rubbed contentedly at his neck and started to snore.

“I almost can’t breathe.” Shen Qian Ling pushed at him with all his strength.

Qin Shao Yu continued snoring without moving even a single bit.

“Get up a little ah.” Shen Qian Ling grasped his ear tightly and raged, even just changing your hugging position is fine, if we stay like this, I will definitely be paralyzed on one side tomorrow. Plus you are so heavy.

Qin Shao Yu gripped his hand and continued to sleep deeply. 

“Fire! There’s an earthquake! There’s a robber! The flower thief!” Shen Qian Ling strained his voice and yelled.　　　　

Outside of the window, the subordinates clicked their tongues, Fu-ren’s screams are really quite interesting, as expected, it’s different from normal and very lively.

After ten minutes, Shen Qian Ling slumped onto the bed hopelessly. He didn’t die from transmigrating, but this time he would probably be crushed to death…

“Fu-ren.” Qin Shao Yu was still hugging him intimately.

“You bastard!” Shen Xiao Shou said furiously, “Wait until you’re sober, I will definitely break up with you!”

“En.” Qin Shao Yu bit onto his ear.

Shen Qian Ling simply wanted to cry without tears, what kind of misfortune did I cause here?

“Someone wants to break into Qionghua Valley!” A sudden exclamation came from outside the window; immediately after was the faint sound of a flare being released. Before Shen Qian Ling could react, Qin Shao Yu had already leapt up as fast as a cheetah, reached out a hand to grasp his sword on the head of the bed, his eyes sharper than an eagle’s.

Shen Qian Ling: “……”

“What happened?” Qin Shao Yu asked outside the window in a deep voice.

“Reporting to the sect leader, flares were set off at the entrance of Qionghua Valley by some guards, there are probably people who want to force their way in!” The subordinate replied, “Shall we bring some people over to check on it?”

“Go and take a look, report back at once if there’s a problem.” Qin Shao Yu said.

The shadow guard accepted the order and left. Qin Shao Yu turned his head to look at Shen Qian Ling, and was just about to tell him to get dressed when a pillow was thrown directly into his face, accompanied by an angry bellow.

“You bastard, you actually dare to pretend to be drunk!”

Let’s break off relations now!

Notes

1. Flower thief: 采花贼 – euphemism for rapist

2. “^”: meaning pointing the middle finger.

3. By the mountains, by the sea there is a group of Smurfs: These are actual lyrics in a song about smurfs XD: Youtube

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