Sinobuko is so pissed off that she jumps towards me again and again.
All of which I fight off without even giving a second thought.
After a while, she begins to catch her breath.
“This ghostly …… body language! It’s like a chieftain ……, no, it’s more than that-degozaru ……!
And you’re not even losing any breathing. ……! You’re a real “monster”-degozaru!”
It’s not even a preparatory exercise for me, as I have an endurance status of 201.
“I told you, you’ll only get tired. So go to bed.”
I am about to continue, but Shinobuko jumps up and launches a desperate attack, like a Japanese flying squirrel pouncing on its prey, but I am able to dodge it with ease.
Sinobuko is about to be knocked to the floor, but
“Oh, dear.”
I grab her by the waist just before she crashes and hold her close.
She jumps into my arms with the lightness and scream of a small bird.
She’s petite, so she buries her face in my chest with a “Mug!”.
Sinobuko looks at me with a huffy, upturned look and her hands tightly clasped around my shirt.
“A~ah, I’ve been caught at last.
This is meant to be, “I’ve caught you,” but she seems to interpret it the other way around.
“‘Go to sleep’ and ‘I’ll catch you’ ……! You’re not going to put me through that-degozaru?
“What do you mean by that?”
“There is only one kind of ninjutsu that can be applied to a captured kunoichi-degozaru
Bo… “Bochujutsu” ……! No, ‘bochujuchu’ ……!
I wonder if Sinobuko had a short tongue as well as short hands, or if she couldn’t say the “bochujutsu” properly.
She pouts like a duck, desperately trying to say “bouchuu jutsu”, but eventually gives up.
“You’re going to use that ‘bochu-chu’ to kiss not only me, but Monaka-sama as well!”
“What are you talking about?
I put my hand on her head.
“You saw the way I carried myself and thought Monaka was going to be a handful, so you came to beat me up.
But I’m not going to do that. Monaka is a dear childhood friend to me.
If she’s in trouble, I’ll help her, but I’ll never attack her.”
I say that seriously, trying to reassure Shinobuko.
Finally, I smiled at her and said, “So, don’t worry.”
But she doesn’t respond.
She looks up at me with her eyes wide open in surprise.
A beat later, kaaaaahhh! She turns so red that she almost makes a noise.
Shinobuko covers her reddened face with her black hood, and with a shoo! And then she pulls away from my arms.
“nin nin nin ……. I’ll let you off with this for today, degozaru!”
She glares at me with an expression of mixed embarrassment and regret.
“But the next time we meet, we will kill each other-degozaru!” And with that, she climbs over the window and runs away.
As I watch her go, my body gets covered in stardust in the darkness of the night.
“Level up? I didn’t do anything special.
The only thing I did was make the other girls in my class blush. ……”