Chu Tian scolded: "It's only been a few hours of cultivation, and you're still lazy?"
Liu Chenxiang was so frightened that her face almost turned green. He raised his head and saw a huge screen suddenly appearing in the sky.
Curious at first.
But seeing Chu Tian's face appearing on the screen, he subconsciously thought it was some kind of magic power of Chu Tian.
Liu Chenxiang sighed helplessly and said, "Brother Chu, I started cultivating at the age of nine, and now it's time for lunch, but I haven't eaten breakfast yet. If I continue like this, I will die."
"If you don't continue to cultivate, do you believe that I will kill you now?"
Chu Tian's voice became icy cold: "Where's that fellow Pig Gangmane?"
"he……"
Liu Chenxiang said even more helplessly: "Since you got some heavenly eyes here, he moved out with those women from the Western Regions."
The eyes of the sky are talking about Chu Yu's monitoring function.
This is what Chutian said when he fooled them before.
When Chu Tian heard this, his lungs were about to explode.
Nima...
Dead pig!
When you promised Lao Tzu, co-author now knows how to shoot guns, I'll shoot your uncle's guns!
Chu Tian took a deep breath, got up and walked outside.
"Brother Chutian, where are you going?"
"Kill the pig, eat pork at night!"
...
Somewhere in the city.
At this time, Zhu Bajie had just finished happily.
He was lying on the bed, gasping for breath: "His grandmother's, I haven't been this good in hundreds of years, this time it's really good enough!"
"Take a break, take a break and come back later, I said you guys also take a break... Forget it, you don't understand what my old pig said."
Zhu Bajie waved his hand and said helplessly, "Hey, it would be great if you girls from the Western Regions could understand my old pig..."
"I listen to your grandma's legs."
Chu Tian's voice sounded outside the door.
Immediately afterwards, duang slammed!
The door was kicked open by him.
Chu Tian walked towards Zhu Bajie slowly, holding the big sword of the real mirror in his hand.
The real mirror sword was dragging on the ground, sparks and lightning all the way, which startled Zhu Bajie.
"Hey, brother, what are you doing?"
"Do nothing."
Chu Tian said with a smile: "It's just that tonight we want to eat meat and pork, and I hope you can donate a little."
"I said... Big brother, don't be fooled!"
Zhu Bajie was so frightened that he stood up from the bed and changed his body.
There is an extra set of clothes on his body, and a nine-toothed rake in his hand.
"If you fool around, you may not be my old pig's opponent!"
Zhu Bajie spat and looked at Chu Tiandao vigilantly.
Chu Tian laughed dumbly and said, "I said, Zhu Bajie, you are not too brave. If you eat meat and fish secretly, aren't you afraid that I will go to Xitian Buddha to sue you?"
"Who... Who has evidence that I stole it?"
Zhu Bajie also insists on arguing.
"They are the evidence."
Chu Tian pointed at the women and said, "Although the voices are different, I think that if Buddha and his old man want to know about your crap, it won't be difficult for him."
"When the time comes, the name of your altar messenger will not only spread in the Buddhist world, I am afraid that all sentient beings in the three realms will know you, the messenger of the altar, and you will be happy every night!"
When Zhu Bajie heard this, he was like an eggplant hit by frost in an instant.
He lowered his head and said, "Isn't this all given to me by you, so I just..."
"I'm giving it to you."
Chu Tiandao: "I told you back then that I had trained Chen Xiang well. I don't care what you want to do with these women."
"But now Chenxiang is lazy, you are half a master of Chenxiang, and that's how the master teaches his disciples?"
Zhu Bajie was speechless for a while.
"He won't help you train Chen Xiang, I'll help you!"
At this moment!
Outside the door, another voice sounded.
Chutian and Zhu Bajie followed the sound.
When I saw the door, there was a man dressed in black, elegant and easy-going.
"Chutian, I haven't seen you for a while, stay safe!"
Zhu Bajie's expression changed when he saw this person: "Erlang God, why are you here?"
"Ah……"
The roaring dog jumped out: "Why can't we come, you dead pig, I didn't expect that, as a Buddhist, you are now rolling on the bed with a few Western women, tsk tsk... Buddhism is unfortunate, Buddhism is unfortunate. !"
Zhu Bajie was in a hurry: "You dead dog, shut up! Your master hasn't said anything yet, why are you doing so much shit!"
"I'm here to accompany my master to catch a Buddhist scum like you!"
The roaring dog pinched his waist with both hands and said confidently.
"Okay, roaring dog."
Yang Jian said lightly: "We came here today, not to quarrel with this pig."
He took a step forward, looked at Chu Tian with a calm expression, and said, "You were the one who caused the chaos in the underworld and burned the book of life and death, right?"
Chu Tian nodded and said, "Yes, it's me."
"I heard that you burned Liujiacun's life and death book?"
Yang Jian asked again.
"right."
Chu Tian nodded.
"why?"
"For future battles, in order to force the Jade Emperor to modify the Heavenly Rule!"
Chu Tian looked at Yang Jian with a serious expression.
"what? What?"
Zhu Bajie, who was on the side, heard this, and suddenly his face was shocked and said: "You are crazy? You dare to go to the underworld and tear up the book of life and death? You have to revise the rules of the sky, are you trying to imitate my monkey brother? ?"
Chu Tian ignored him, just looked at Erlang Shen and said lightly: "The Third Virgin is the person I admire the most in my life, she is kind-hearted and is very kind to the people of Huashan, but a person like her suffers from God's revenge and is punished. Under the Huashan Mountain."
"She's just looking for her true love, what's wrong with that?"
Erlang Shen heard what Chu Tian said.
His body trembled violently.
In his mind, the words Chang'e told him ten years ago suddenly sounded.
"You are so cruel, Yang Jian, that's your own younger sister, and you put her under Mount Hua. You are so unselfish, you deserve to be the **** of justice, I, Chang'e, dare not come so close to the **** of justice!"
Yang Jian's mood is extremely complicated.
true love...
He knew in his heart that he was also very disgusted with the current Jade Emperor and Queen Mother.
He has been the **** of justice for so many years, and he is waiting for an opportunity to modify the sky.
He can truly love the person he likes, and he can also reunite his sister's family!
Now is an opportunity.
Erlang Shen returned to God and said: "Chu Tian, you hand over Chen Xiang to me, and I will teach him!"
"you?"
Zhu Bajie sneered and said, "Erlang God, Erlang God, you used to put your sister at the foot of Mount Hua in person, and now you have come to let your nephew learn from you, what do you feel at ease?"