Chapter 1: Progul

Hello everybody. I don't like to  introduce myself. But that funking author make me. 

Author - ( what the fuck are u  saying u disgusting and alone boy if I don't write about your life then no body will, and I don't funking care. If u want your story to upload then funking shut up. because I don't like to use the funking language. Because I am innocent as angle,o anyway my dear readers don't care about him. He is idiot ok)

Funk u author 

Alan- aaah

Whatever, so what I was talking about. Hmmm o yeah I was introducing myself.

So let's start again.

Hello everybody my name is Alan and I don't have perents they die in the car accident.

When I was only 5 years old. And from then I was living with my grandmother but she also die when I was only 14 years old. So then I am living alone. 

Even then I am grateful to my parents and grandmother because of there life insurance I don't have to work.

So I am now 16 years old.

I am also a introvert. I never really talk other people.

And even some one try to talk to me. 

My face would be like.  Why the hell are talking to me or why won't you leave me alone or do we know eachother.

I mean I hate interaction. I Just want them to leave me.

I mean do we even know each other.

And in my class I am know as trap Queen or ice queen

And I tell u for your information i am a boy, yeah u heard It right I am a boy.

I mean I know my hair is to sliky or like my skin is pale, that can even outmatch some girls. 

My hair colour is black and my eye colour is my left blue and right red.

Yeah I know I am beautiful but really. 

They call me trap Queen.

And the reason they call me ice queen.

Because of my cold nature.

Anyway I also like to read book or novel.

And my hobby is cooking.

And My most favourite work is sleeping. Or in other word I am lazy.

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My favourite food is indian and American food.

I mean my mother was a indian.

And my Father was American.

And why I like Indian most.

Because my mother always make Indian food.

And I am also vegetarian.

So anyway here start my life story.

I was just going to school like any normal day.

But something unexpected happen and u know what someone try to talk to me, the worst introvert In the world.

Or am I just dreaming , yeah I am just dreaming I mean who would talk to me I don't even know anyone names.

???- ALAN (shouting)

Did someone shout my name.

I turn towards the sound and u know what I found, u don't believe someone was running my direction calling my name like a idiot.

And it was none other then our class monitor and I don't his name.

Hmmmm what I mean I know. We are in same class for like 5 or 6 years.

And I don't even know his name.

Because I don't funking care.

And I am going to funking call him class monitor.

Class Monitor- hey Alan do u want to go school with me.

I just nod, I mean so don't see any problem.

 But he did not know It will be his life biggest mistake but it's a story for another day.

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