Chapter 5: 5. Front Lean Rest, Motherf*ckers

'Maybe I can kill myself and turn back time?' -

This is a question I've asked myself since I made choices I regretted in this world. (Working for the Government)

If my depressed-ass soul can go into some random ass body, maybe I can reincarnate and turn back time!

Today, I was more than willing to try out that theory.

Going out of the office after rejecting the employment offer from the President of Internal Affairs - I felt like hanging myself for the 4th time today.

Entering in the Capital Finance Inspectorate Offices, there was a sudden surprise party.

"Congratulations."

"Congratulations, Sir!"

"Congratulations, Minister."

What is this? Is this a new form of bullying?

"What are you guys doing?"

 

"We heard it all. We heard your wish became true!"

"What?"

If my wish became true, I wouldn't be here. My wish is to retire from this fucking job, dumbass.

As I was looking in confusion, the Deputy Minister came up and pointed at the walls with a look of shame.

[ CON ⋆ GRAT ⋆ ULATIONS ⋆ MINISTER ROAN'S ⋆ ROMANTIC ACADEMY LIFE ⋆ SECURED!]

[I'M SO JEALOUS! ⋆ CONGRATULATIONS MINISTER ROAN!⋆]

There were 2 long posters/banners that congratulated me for my new Academy "life".

"..."

"Are you embarrassed? Don't be, Sir!"

"Haha. The President of Finance told us about this before you went to the Office! We prepared for this last night!"

These fucking bastards.... instead of work, they do this shit?

One by one, I hear the 1st Division Head (Now renamed to 1st Jackass and 3rd, 4th respectively.) and the  3rd & 4th Jackass yapping like a fucking clown.

As I look behind me, the Deputy Minister looks ashamed. Alright. There's only the Deputy Minister to trust in this room.

"Where's the 2nd Jacka- I mean Division Head?

"We told him we were going to open up a party but he ran away! Such a shy bastard."

Alright. The 2nd Division Head is now included in my list of trustworthy people.

Haah. These bastards. I'll show them.

 

I grinned.

The 3rd Division Head grinned as well, while the rest grinned and started clapping.

The Deputy Minister quietly went out of the room and locked the door.

***

As soon as the Deputy Minister closed the door, a sound of a shout from the Minister came out.

"FRONT LEAN REST MOTHERFUCKERRRS!!!!!!!"

The Deputy Minister could hear the sounds of 3 bodies dropping on the floor.

The 2nd Division Head came near the Deputy Minister and asked,

"Are they done yet?"

"They just started."

"Hm... have you eaten?"

"No."

"Well, let's eat now. It's at least going to take 1 hour."

The Deputy Minister took a look at the firmly closed door and nodded his head. It definitely seemed like the Minister's rage would last long. As the Deputy Minister moved with the 2nd Division Head, he could hear the swears even 30 meters away from the Finance Ministry's building.

The Deputy Minister shivered, and so did the 2nd Division Head.

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***

A week passed, and Roan Ludwer officially was being dispatched into the Academy.

While Roan is away, the Deputy Minister was given the role to resume all operations in turn of Roan's place.

"We'll arrive in the main Academy building in a few minutes, Sir."

The carriage driver notified Roan Ludwer.

"Understood."

As the carriage passed the Academy Gates, the full view of the Academy came popping out.

'I should've spent my 4 years here instead of working. Hahh..'

As Roan acknowledged the beautiful architecture and luxurious services available to Academy students, it prompted him to regret his choice 4 years ago even further.

On the streets of the dedicated Academy sector, he could see new students of the Academy. For them; awaiting a romantic Academy life.

For Roan, more work.

Roan sighed, thinking about having to background check all of these people.

Himself, alone.

'After this all ends, I'm definitely resigning.'

 

***

"...Fuck."

'I'm not a person who cries that much, but I'm deadass about to cry right now.'

Of course any tears wouldn't come out in the first place.

Currently in front of the Office of the Headmaster of the whole Academy, Aka, the President of Education, there's a whole line of people waiting to meet the Headmaster.

The line consisted of students, faculty members, etc.

It seemed like I would have to wait at least 4 hours to meet the Headmaster.

 

I fell in the line, and waited.

Some people were eyeing me, and purposefully went away from my vicinity.

I specifically stood out due to my Inspectorate Office uniform.

A coat of pitch black, white shirt, a dark blue tie, and a short shoulder-cape with chains.

Only thing this fucking country did well was design Government uniforms. 

It's honestly reasonable that people would move away from me, as the department I work for is one of the most hated in the Empire.

But it does make me sad, considering that people are judging me for my uniform.

Ever since I've worn this uniform, I've been ignored, feared, etc.

Even by my own family.

It really puts my handsome face into waste. 

One time I'm actually handsome in my life, no-one wants to interact with me because of my job. Great.

 

As I was contemplating, a Secretary noticed me standing in the line and came up to me.

"A-are you Minister Roan Ludwer of the F-finance Ministry?"

"I am."

Due to the fact I replied a bit sternly, the Secretary seemed scared out of her mind.

"Y-you don't n-need to wait in line. P-please follow me."

Ahah. Seems like I'm getting a special pass due to my position and nature of work.

"Understood."

I followed the Secretary into the office of the Headmaster.

Woohoo... I love work.

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