Chapter 1012 The typical standing and talking can’t hurt your back
Although the system knows a lot of things, and it is from the gods, it knows almost everything about the gods, but because of the ubiquity of heaven.
Song Qingwan and the others did not immediately let the system tell all the memories about Lu Junhan.
only asked one crucial question first—
In this world, besides Lu Junhan and Lu Li, how many other gods are there who have reincarnated and reincarnated?
The system replied: a lot.
Q: How many are there in Haicheng?
The system still replied: a lot.
Q: How many are there in Lu’s family?
System response: more than five.
Asked here, Song Qingwan and Lu Qidong were already shocked.
Then, they asked one last question:
How could Lu Junhan return to the God Realm after the tribulation.
The system only returned one word: death.
In an instant, the audience was quiet.
...
Since I learned that the Lu family has a very beautiful and lovely teacher.
Qu Sinian and the others, after school every day, they directly send Qu Qianqian and the others to Lu’s home to do their homework, and then take them back.
Of course, they don’t care how cute the teacher is, they don’t care how beautiful they are, and even if the teacher is a person, they don’t care.
What they care about is whether the little guy can finish his homework and whether he will torture them when he comes back.
So, just like this, the system, as a tutor, is in the dire straits of teaching the four classes every day.
What made the system stunned was that after a few days of its life worse than death, Lu Junhan was met with retribution.
is still very serious retribution.
"Dad, the teacher said, we are going outside next week for a spring trip, and everyone has to pay 500 yuan."
On this day, Xiao Lu Li returned home from kindergarten and ran straight to Lu Junhan on the sofa.
Lu Junhan did not hesitate at all, but directly refused:
"No money. Don't go."
Spring outing, as the name suggests, you have to be very close to this little thing, even face to face for a whole day, two or three days, or even three or four days.
In short, there will only be more and no less.
—It is a new method of abuse of parents that is more torturing than the parent conference.
Not only Lu Junhan thought so, but Qu Sinian and the others felt the same:
Haicheng Kindergarten simply changed its name to Haicheng Parents' Criminal Department.
If you don’t do your child’s study well in the classroom, let’s just think of some ways to abuse parents and drive them crazy.
Whether these little things are in kindergarten or their parents are in kindergarten.
But they also know that this is a normal process, let alone kindergarten, even in middle and high schools, there will be spring outings.
But the heart that the four dads didn’t want to go was also true.
"I know you have no money, Dad!"
Xiao Luli said empathetically, "But they have it!"
While speaking, she ran upstairs "cengceng", took down her piggy bank, entered the password, and opened it. There were nearly dozens of hundred-yuan bills inside.
Most of them were given by Song Qingwan and Lu Qidong during the New Year.
And the one thousand yuan that accounts for the bulk of it is still the red envelope money sponsored by Lu Junhan during the New Year.
"Dad, look, they are rich!"
Little Lolita grabbed a handful of red banknotes from it.
Lu Junhan: "..."
Lu Junhan sat on the sofa elegantly and expensively, without any panic, only glanced at her deposit box, and spoke quietly:
"The money is not enough."
"Enough is enough, how can it be not enough!"
Little Lu Li didn't realize that her father was lying to her again, so she took five 100 yuan seriously and said, "Here is 500 yuan."
When the system saw it, it was dark and cool by the side.
There is a great joy of "you make me feel bad, don't think about it".
Then, in the next second, it was hanged upside down by Lu Junhan.
Layers of aristocratic lace princess dresses fell straight down, and the small floral **** and two soft short legs were exposed in front of the person.
Abnormal shame and humiliation, as if they were really seen, and their innocence was gone.
System: "..."
Let it die.
What's the point of it being alive?
...
After finishing cleaning up the system, Lu Junhan was silent, looking at the little Lolita who was full of expectation in front of him, he paused, and then spoke again:
"It's useless if you have enough money. I won't be free next week."
"what?"
Little Lori raised her brows tangledly, and said gruffly: "But Dad, they haven't said which day it is?"
Lu Junhan: "..."
Lu Junhan expressionlessly: "I won't be free for the whole next week."
"But,"
Little Lu Li was even more entangled: "But when I was in the car just now, I asked Uncle Chen, and Uncle Chen said that you will be free next week."
Lu Junhan: "..."
Chen Shuo came in from outside the door for a while: "..."
If he knew that the little lady asked about this to go to the spring outing and kill him, he would not tell the actual situation.
But I have to say that the little lady is really not good at cheating.
I don’t know if she was deceived too much by Lu Shao, and she was more open-minded.
In short, the current young lady is a bit difficult to deal with.
Qu Qianqian and three of them are also not easy to deceive.
Lu Junhan’s phone began to vibrate desperately again.
Since the last parent meeting, it has been like stagnant water, and there is no group of people talking. Because of the spring outing, it has become lively again.
Qu Sinian: [Help, everyone! 】
Qu Sinian: [I have said various methods and excuses, but none of them work! 】
Qu Sinian: [My baby is smart now, all roads have been blocked for me, and even learned to preemptively, and ran to ask my agent if I will be free next week, most definitely, she I also recorded the sound, I can't stop thinking about it! I really don't know what to do now. 】
Lu Junhan: "..."
Zhang Dazhuang: [? ? ? The brat in my family also asked my assistant if I would be free next week. By coincidence, I'm really free. But then again, with this exactly the same process, shouldn't the little guys collude? 】
Jian Yi is still concise and concise:
【My family also asked. I said that he had no money. He also paid out his red envelope money for the New Year. He said that if I borrowed it from me, I would pay it back three times next year. 】
Zhang Dazhuang chuckles: [? ? ? Isn't it just doubled? 】
Qu Sinian shows off: [? ? ? ? Isn’t it only half back? 】
Lu Junhan: [Not for nothing? 】
Qu Sinian: […]
Jian Yi: 【……】
Zhang Dazhuang: 【…………】
Qu Sinian: [Who is the owner? Can you kick @陆君寒 this annoying guy out? 】
Jian Yi: [Agree. 】
Zhang Dazhuang: [+1]
Pei Mingzhi smiled: [Whenever this group is so lively, I know that your end is coming again. 】
Typically speaking, standing up does not hurt back.
The next second, Pei Mingzhi was kicked out by Lu Junhan.