Zhang Dazhuang received Qu Sinian's distress signal, and immediately looked at Zhang Yiming.
He coughed slightly and was about to speak. Who knows, after Zhang Yiming heard what Qu Qianqian said, he shook his head and said loudly,
"Five times are too few, you have to play ten times!"
Zhang Dazhuang: "..."
Qu Sinian: "..."
How can the children nowadays be more "vicious" than the other.
Are you playing a roller coaster?
That's playing your dad's life!
If you want to change a dad, just say it straight. You don’t need to use the "roller coaster" to make a roundabout.
Lu Junhan and Jian Yi, although they don't "faint" the roller coaster, they don't want to ride this naive thing.
And I have to sit with these little guys five times ten times, they don’t have this idle time.
was about to let them off the roller coaster, but at this moment, the staff saw tourists coming from behind, and they hurriedly said to Qu Sinian who was blocking the entrance:
"Go over and sit down, I will start soon."
Qu Sinian and others: "..."
"Hurry up," the staff member saw them standing still and urged: "There is still someone behind."
In desperation, Qu Sinian and the others could only sit on it. There were four positions in the roller coaster row, and the front position was occupied by the four little guys. Qu Sinian and the others were planning to sit in the last row.
was stopped by the staff, saying that for safety reasons, children cannot sit in a row alone, it is best to sit next to an adult.
So, the location similar to the one on the car was moved over again—
Lu Junhan is in front of Qu Qianqian and Qu Sinian, on the right are Jian Yi and Jian Xiyan, and behind him are Zhang Dazhuang and his son.
Lu Junhan: "..."
Qu Sinian also noticed this, and was shocked: "Why are you sitting like this again?"
Lu Junhan: "..."
I just listened to Xiao Lu Li’s bright eyes and said happily: “It’s good to sit like this, so that I can talk with sister Qianqian, brother Yiming, and brother Xiyan!”
Lu Junhan: "..."
Qu Sinian: "..."
Zhang Dazhuang was afraid that the scene in the car just now would happen again. They are all wearing seat belts now, but they don’t have any extra hands to find toffee to block their mouths, and they just rush to talk:
"The car will be driving after a while, so you should stop talking. Let's talk about it when the car stops."
"Excuse me, the person in our duty room went to the toilet. I may have to trouble you to wait for two or three minutes."
The staff came out of the control room apologetically.
Xiao Lu Li blinked her **** and bright eyes, looked at Zhang Dazhuang, and asked, "Uncle Zhang, will the car stop for two minutes?"
Before Zhang Dazhuang could answer, Zhang Yiming said excitedly: "Yes, it must be."
Zhang Dazhuang: "..."
Qu Qianqian happily answered: "Then we can talk for two minutes?"
Qu Sinian: "..."
Without waiting for Qu Sinian to stop them, the four little guys started chatting again, not knowing where they talked about so many topics all day long.
But fortunately, only two minutes.
After enduring for more than two minutes, the people in the duty room hurried back, and the roller coaster was finally ready to start.
Zhang Dazhuang thought his ears were finally going to be quiet.
But after two seconds, I realized that the two minutes of speaking was just a small beginning. Now, the highlight has just arrived.
There is also a mechanical sound that was prepared early, which sounded in the hands of Jian Xiyan:
"Ah ah ah ah ah-"
Four dads: "..."
Very good, even if it’s a roller coaster, I haven’t escaped.
There are four screams right now, which are much higher than the chirping in the car before. Qu Sinian and Zhang Dazhuang are in a trance, thinking that they have been "ah" deaf.
In addition to the whistling wind in my ears, it was the sound of "Ahhhhhh" that never stopped, which was more torturing than when I was in the car before.
The roller coaster took six minutes, and they listened for six minutes. When they finally stopped, Qu Sinian and Zhang Dazhuang were almost stupid, and the faces of Lu Junhan and Jian Yi were not much better.
"Do it again, do it again, Dad!"
The little girl turned her head excitedly and looked at Lu Junhan: "This is super fun! People still want to play..."
Lu Junhan pointed at her back blankly: "Look at what that is."
"what?"
The little girl looked over curiously, but saw nothing: "No."
With a "click", the seat belt on her body was released, and then the whole person was picked up.
"Dad,"
Little Lolita widened her eyes, but said aggrieved: "I still want to play! I want to fly!"
Lu Junhan didn’t reply directly: “You can fly after I die.”
"..." Xiao Lu Li hesitated and struggled: "When will you die, father?"
Lu Junhan: "..."
Xiao Luli thought for a while, and said, "Can you do it now?"
Lu Junhan: "..."
Xiao Lu Li's father-killing act of righteousness and family killing was enough to prove that there was no father in front of the roller coaster, and Lu Junhan also used actual behavior to prove how much he wanted to hit people.
Three minutes later—
The poor sad man walked out from the roller coaster, holding his head in one hand, "Uuuuu..."
Qu Sinian and others: "..."
It's really the expected ending.
You can’t ride a roller coaster, but the time is still to pass.
Qu Sinian glanced around, and there happened to be a marshmallow seller nearby.
He gave a few little guys who were ready to go back on the roller coaster, and bought a marshmallow alone to divert their attention, and finally coaxed the crying little Lolita.
Qu Sinian asked the clowns passing by for a map of the park route.
spread out the route map, before she had time to read it, she saw the little loli over there holding a pink marshmallow, bulging her face, and humming at her expressionless father:
"Smelly Dad!"
Lu Junhan glanced at her faintly, leaned over, and Lu Junhan took a bite of her cotton candy.
Little Lori looked at the half-lost marshmallow, and couldn't help crying again.
"woo woo woo woo-"
Qu Sinian: "..."
...
Probably because a lot of tourists come here every year. There are many projects in the amusement park. There are three types of roller coasters, but roller coasters are not allowed. Otherwise, they will be really deaf.
The four little guys on the carousel are obviously not interested.
As for the Ferris wheel...
Forget it.
The confined space of the Ferris wheel is not suitable for dads like them with children.
Bumper cars are not bad. They are single-person and suitable for children to play inside. Adults are fishing outside the venue, but the location is a bit far away, so you have to take a sightseeing car, which is not very cost-effective.
Qu Sinian picked and picked, and finally fixed his sight on—