Finally, the little Lori who lied to the cat got her cat.
Just before I got it, her father was beaten so badly, and there were few farts.
But this doesn't stop the little girl from being physically disabled. She has to crawl to her mother, Xiao Jue Tianzun, to show off her newly acquired cat.
"Mom, look, this is the cat my dad gave me."
Little Lori has an arrogant tone, and she can't hide her happy mind at all. She pouted: "You don't have one, only someone else has it."
Xiao Jue Tianzun looked at her so happy, very happy little fat face, his hands were itchy again.
The two can't get along for too long, get together for too long, and the maternal love is consumed at all, and it is very easy to fight.
Especially this little chubby girl is very irritating. It doesn't matter if she always grabs her husband. After grabbing, she likes to show off like now.
Xiao Jue Tianzun has been **** off by this little guy since he came back from dealing with the matter.
I don’t know how her father endured all the way during her absence for decades.
Xiao Jue Tianzun narrowed his eyes and let out a cold voice, "What is a cat, I have a husband, do you have one?"
Little Lolita: "..."
"I don't have one!" Little Lolita was unreasonable and strong, "But I have a father!"
Xiao Jue Tianzun held his arms and raised his eyebrows: "I have a father too!"
Little Lolita frowned: "My father is better than your father!"
Xiao Jue Tianzun hummed: "My husband is better than your father!"
Little Lolita didn’t react for a while, and said unconvinced, "Me, my husband is better than your husband!"
Said, before Xiao Jue Tianzun reminded, the little girl reacted, her eyes rounded: "No, I don't have a husband..."
Now I finally understand the importance of my husband. Without a husband, I can't fight anymore.
She opened her eyes wide and looked at Xiao Jue Tianzun: "Mom, where is my husband? Where has my husband gone? How come I don't have a husband!"
At the end, the voice was a little choked.
Xiao Jue Tianzun: "..."
It's over, it's a big disaster, this little fat girl has become a hundred thousand why.
...
As the master of all things in the God Realm, the **** Silu often gets into the corner of others in order to eavesdrop on gossip and inquire about information.
Because of this, he was reported by a group of gods in the God Realm, and Heavenly Dao sent him directly to take charge of the calamity.
A long line formed in the Samsara Hall.
"Let's talk, what's your appeal."
Silu sat behind the desk and asked without raising his head. In order to obtain praise for atonement, as long as it is not an excessive request, Silu will generally be satisfied.
"Wait, I want to be a super beauty in modern times!"
The majestic and low-pitched male voice was like thunder roaring, and came from above his head: "I also want a husband who loves me so much!"
Silu paused and looked up at the brawny man with a beard and protruding muscles in front of him. He was silent for three seconds. After a few minutes of silence for his future husband, he touched the brush. Next to the desktop:
"Okay, five hundred gold."
For such an excessive request, it is necessary to charge money.
The brawny man gave the money, and the contented little jump left.
The other gods in line behind all looked at him condemningly, but Si Luquan didn't see him.
"Next."
Silu gathered five hundred gold into his arms, saying that the oil and water in the Samsara Hall was much more than the corner of the wall, but he looked up and saw the next person standing far away.
He twisted his eyebrows: "What are you doing standing so far, stand closer."
At this moment, a tender little milk voice came from under the desk: "Uncle God."
Si Lu stood up, lay down on the table, and looked down with the sound.
Below , there is a round eye, very cute and pink. The tender little loli is waving her hand at him: "Uncle fairy, I am here."
Silu: "..."
As the most precious cubs of each race, there is generally a protection mechanism set up. Going to the earth is uncertain and dangerous, and it is likely to cause damage to the cubs’ physical and mental health and is not conducive to their growth. Activities are not allowed. Participants, unless their parents agree.
For decades, no cub has been in the Samsara Palace. Seeing this, Si Lu was stunned: "Your Majesty, did you go to the wrong place?"
"No," the little girl shook her head into a rattle, and the two little pony tails shook: "My mother asked me to come to you."
"your mom?"
Xiao Jue Tianzun was one of the group of people who reported him overhearing. Si Lu didn't think that she was kindly relieved this time.
I heard little Lori nodded again: "My mother said you are amazing or amazing, and you know everything."
"Of course," Seeing her mention his old line of business, Si Lu immediately put that vigilance behind him, and flaunted with a smile:
"This God Realm, there is nothing that I don’t know about the ‘Better Know’!"
"Uncle, do you know where my husband is?"
Little Lori raised her head and said.
"Husband?" Si Lu reacted: "Oh, you are talking about your husband, right?"
"No, it's a husband, not a jun."
Little Lori shook her head and corrected him seriously.
Silu: "..."
"Well, my husband," Si Lu changed his words, and said, "Why did you ask about this suddenly?"
The little girl dejectedly grabbed the cat’s hair in her arms, and said dullly: "My mother has a husband, but I don't."
It turned out to be like this. After knowing the reason, Si Lu spoke confidently:
“It’s okay. You’re still young now. It’s normal not to have a husband. You don’t have to look for it specially, you will have it when you grow up.”
The little girl nodded seemingly, and then asked: "Then where is my husband when I grow up?"
Silu: "..."
How do I know where your husband is.
I still want to know my husband...Bah, I still want to know, where is my wife!
"Uncle, can you give me a husband first?"
The little girl looked at him pitifully and said,
"I am missing a husband now."
"I can give you my future husband!"
Silu: "..."
Silu saw the gods lining up behind her suffocating laughter, took a deep breath, and smiled: "Sorry, I really don't have a husband to give you."
"But, but..." The little girl pointed to the brawny man who had just paid five hundred gold, and whispered: "That uncle just now wanted a husband, and you gave him too."
Silu: "..."
The little girl seemed to have thought of something, frowning: "Uncle, do you look down on me?"
Silu: "……"
Help!
Si Lu couldn’t stand it anymore. He sent a message to Ye Heng, saying that her daughter had been lost and had come to the Samsara Hall. Ye Heng did not return. He sent a message to Xiao Jue Tianzun, saying that her daughter was kidnapped by him. Come here to redeem someone, not only didn't return, he was also blacked out! !