Then, he took another look, curled up on the sofa, and was about to watch the third episode of Black Cat Sheriff, the little girl still eating sunflower seeds.
"..."
The members of the program group sighed.
I feel like I'm going to sleep.
Even if you switch to watching TV!
At least you finally have a change, right!
Probably God finally heard the voices of the audience and the show crew. When the little girl watched the third episode of Black Cat Sheriff, Song Qingwan seemed to have thought of something and came up and down the stairs.
"Oh, by the way, brat, Lili's head teacher just called and said that he had forgotten to explain a composition."
Seeing that a new character finally appeared, the people of the show group burst into tears, as if they saw their mother who had been separated for many years!
The photographer turned the lens even more excited, and straightly met Song Qingwan who was coming down the stairs.
Behind the photographer, everyone in each program group looked at her expectantly, hoping she could say a few more words.
Song Qingwan: "..."
The audience was also very excited, because Song Qingwan was really good-looking. In an instant, there were not a few people who licked the screen, all of them were as if they were licked.
Without waiting for Lu Junhan to reply, the little girl who was lying on the sofa watching TV heard the teacher call and she was still writing. She quickly got up from the sofa and looked at Song Qingwan:
"Auntie, what composition is it?"
Seeing that the little ancestor was finally willing to move, the photographer hurriedly pointed the camera at her on the sofa.
Song Qingwan walked over to her, her face still a little hazy after waking up: "It seems to be asking you to write about your father."
The sound just fell.
With a "tear", the sharp pen nib pierced the white paper.
The audience was silent.
They looked at Lu Junhan who had been dealing with work.
Lu Junhan's indifferent and calm face couldn't see anything.
He handed the scratched document to the assistant, asked the assistant to print a new copy and sent it, and then began to sign a document.
Others didn't think much.
The program team was afraid that after being interrupted by Lu Junhan's episode, the little girl and Song Qingwan would forget about the composition. Finally, a composition came out. He couldn't let the little girl run back to watch TV.
Seeing that Song Qingwan seemed to have something to say just now, the people in the program group hurriedly reminded Song Qingwan: "Well, the composition is about her father, then what?"
Lu Junhan: "..."
Then, I think you want to die.
Song Qingwan looked at Lu Junhan and continued: "The teacher also said that for this composition, parents are required to supervise the composition. Oh, after writing, the parents themselves are required to sign."
Lu Junhan: "..."
The audience in the live broadcast room did not know that because of the "composition", in the parent conference, the four parents who were ranked first in the sea city, with high power, and majestic parents, were almost all blocked by the heart muscle. .
I can't wait to kill the family righteously on the spot and regenerate another one.
After the parent meeting on that day, the four parents agreed and defined that day as the most painful and **** day in this life.
The sequelae caused by parents is that in the next few days, as long as they see the trash can outside, their eyes will stay for a few seconds.
The audience kept laughing, saying that after Lu Junhan signed the documents today, he had to sign the girl's composition, and he had spent the day in his signature!
...
Xie Qin was expelled from the school for physically punishing students.
There are thousands of choices from the school, and a new head teacher in Lu Li's class comes up.
The new head teacher is old, but he has rich educational experience, and the person is kind and kind, paying great attention to all aspects of the development of the children.
In the original winter homework, there was no composition.
But the new head teacher happened to be back to kindergarten today and took something.
Maybe he was talking on the phone and didn't pay attention. When he opened the drawer, the new head teacher realized that he had made a mistake. This was not his position.
Just about to push the drawer back, I saw a pile of composition paper.
There were tender and crooked words written on the paper, and the top one was Lu Li's.
The new head teacher is very impressed with Lu Li, a beautiful and well-behaved girl, so he also remembers this person.
But he can't remember when Lu Li wrote the composition, the title is still: My favorite dad!
After that, the new head teacher flipped through the composition below, and all eight of the class wrote.
Only then did he know that this was a composition arranged by Xie Qin. The original title was: My favorite **** was used for parents to see at the parent conference.
With the love for the children, the new head teacher laid out the eight compositions one by one.
Then, with a smile on his face, they looked over one by one.
The first one is from Lu Li.
Topic: My favorite dad!
The first sentence is:
Dad is finally dead, I'm so happy but happy.
The smile on the corner of the new head teacher's mouth instantly solidified.
"..."
No, it may be that he opened the composition in the wrong way.
The new head teacher forced himself to keep watching.
The corner of the new head teacher's mouth twitched when he saw his father died.
Seeing that Dad was alive but turned into a dog, the corner of the new head teacher's mouth twitched twice.
When I saw my father turned into a very ugly dog, he even cried Lu Li himself.
The new head teacher decisively changed the next one, and went to see other people's compositions.
But his luck is very bad.
He looked at Qu Qianqian's.
Lu Li, who wrote the whole story at the beginning, ended up slamming the brakes and writing about her father.
And the next one is from Jianxi.
The sentence "Okay, then I will just write down my dad. I don't have a dad." The new head teacher directly began to doubt his life.
And the next one, Zhang Yiming.
The first sentence: My father has black and beautiful long hair...
The new head teacher not only began to doubt his life, but also the whole world.
He felt that he must have not woken up today.
It took the new head teacher more than half an hour to reluctantly digest these "unsightly" compositions.
In order to cover up these shame, the new head teacher decided to let the little guys write another article.
This time, let their parents watch the whole process, so that it won't get more and more ridiculous, right?
Even if the writing is really outrageous, don't parents can correct it!
So, the new head teacher thought of it and did it immediately.
Fortunately, there are only eight people in the class, not too many people. Calling one by one to inform the winter vacation homework to add a composition is not difficult, and it does not take much time.
Moreover, this time, he deliberately fixed the topic and wrote about my parents!
But I thought that some children do not have mothers, but all eight children have fathers.
Therefore, in the end, the topic of the composition that the new head teacher will notify one by one is: my father.
Parents must be nearby to supervise the whole process.
It is bound to let Lu Li and the others hand in a better composition.
...
It was not only Lu Junhan who received the news.
Jian Yi, who is far away in Jian's house, intends to close his eyes and rest for a while;
Qu Jia is playing hide and seek with Qu Qianqian in Qu Sinian;
Even in Zhang's house, Zhang Dazhuang was watching their live broadcast.
All coincide.
Received this terrible news.
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