Chapter 603 Am I not worthy to appear in your composition?
Lu Junhan closed his eyes and pressed his temples with his slender fingers. After three seconds, he said:
"Write as originally written."
The little girl said "Oh" without asking more.
Mainly, she also thinks the original is better.
After all, Dad is now an older child, how could he still be a child? This is definitely wrong.
So, the little girl obediently changed it back, and continued to write:
[I have a father, his name is Lu Junhan, he is very cute, he is very long, very long, and very thin and very thin...]
This time, Qu Sinian couldn't help it: "No, Lili, is your father noodles? Why are they long and thin?"
Noodles, noodles.
Lu Junhan: "..."
Zhang Dazhuang smiled directly!
Even Jian Yi couldn't help but want to laugh, and the corners of his mouth pursed slightly.
The audience in the three groups of live broadcast rooms are almost laughing and getting down.
On the contrary, the little girl's expression was serious, she said anxiously: "Uncle, my father is not noodles! He really is not, he is a good person, but a good person!"
Lu Junhan: "..."
The chicken and the duck speak, but so.
"..."
Qu Sinian was also choked by her. His focus was clearly on the "long and thin" at the back. How could it become "noodles", but seeing her in a hurry, he quickly raised his hands and surrendered:
"Eh eh eh, I was wrong, you assume I haven't said it. But, Lili, why do you think your father is long and thin?"
Xiao Luli bulged her white and tender face, and said dullly, "Dad is very long and thin."
Zhang Dazhuang was also puzzled: "Where is it long and where is it thin? Why can't I see it?"
The little girl raised her hand and compared it to the top of her head, and compared it to her feet. She said with a milky voice: "Uncle, you see, people are so long, but Dad is longer than Lili! So Dad is very much. It's very long."
Lu Junhan was expressionless, and corrected each word: "That, call, Gao."
Qu Sinian also said: "Yes, Lili, it's not called long, it should be called Gao, your father is tall and tall."
The little girl widened her eyes: "Gao? Why is it called Gao, is it because my father is happier than me?"
Lu Junhan: "..."
Lu Jun couldn't bear it, and said coldly, "What the **** is it, please change it right away!"
"Oh……"
The little girl slumped her mouth and lay on the table aggrieved, her eyes red.
She erased the word "long" with an eraser, and then when she was about to write the word "high".
As if she couldn't help it, the little milk choked and said in dissatisfaction: "Dad, you, you are obviously not happy at all, you are not tall, you are long..."
Lu Jun was cold and merciless, and his thin lips uttered a word: "Write!"
Little girl: "..."
Knowing that "long" means "high", Qu Sinian instantly understood that "thin" should correspond to "thin".
Qu Sinian told the little girl.
The little girl covered her composition with her little hand, looked at her father pitifully, as if she hoped her father would be merciful and let go of her "fineness".
Lu Junhan was expressionless, still saying: "Change."
The little girl was really wronged, but thinking that the teacher asked her father to teach them writing, the little girl did not dare to say anything, so she pouted her mouth in dissatisfaction and wrote directly:
[I have a dad, his name is Lu Junhan, he is very cute, he is tall and tall, and he is very popular, he is the most popular person in the world...]
Lu Junhan: "..."
Qu Sinian: "..."
Your teacher might hit someone when he saw it!
Qu Sinian held his forehead: "... Lili, it's not this ‘suffer’, you made a mistake."
Xiao Luli grabbed her fingers and said dullly, "I know, but, but I don't know how to write "skin"."
The word "shou" was originally written by a little girl.
Fortunately, she had learned how to write the "cute" word "love" before, and then she discovered the word "love". With a little change, she became "feel".
Suddenly, I remembered this word.
Now it's used.
Lu Junhan: "..."
I'm so angry that I'm gay.
Are you **** wronged first?
Lu Junhan glanced at her lightly: "Can't you use Pinyin?"
The little girl was wronged: "The teacher, the teacher said, children can use pinyin, but they are already older children, and older children cannot use children's pinyin, it is not good..."
Lu Junhan: "..."
Now, Lu Junhan's face has no expression.
This is only 41 words, most of my life is almost gone, this composition still has to write at least 200 words.
Lu Junhan is already thinking about which region of Africa to send the new head teacher to him to dig coal.
In contrast, Qu Sinian's situation on their side is much better.
The reason is that Qu Qianqian and the others, after writing [I have a dad, his name is xxx], they do not know how to write it all the time.
As a result, between the children and their parents, it is rare to care about each other without words.
Except for Zhang Yiming and Zhang Dazhuang.
Zhang Dazhuang exploded right away, and the one who hated iron but not steel said to Zhang Yiming:
"The last parent conference, when you wrote about your sister Lili, didn't you still write a lot of it? What kind of black and beautiful long hair, big eyes, and white skin. Why? It became black and fat. , Your father, who has small eyes and short hair, can't write it? Are you her son or my son!!!"
However, Zhang Yiming didn't care about his dad's anger at him, nor did he yell at him back. Instead, he hugged his dad with excitement, gave his dad a kiss, and cheered:
"Ah, dad, thank you dad, dad, I really love you so much, I finally know how to write about you!"
After finishing talking, Zhang Yiming made a text. With a wave of Xiao Pang's hand, he directly wrote what Zhang Dazhuang had just described as himself, black and fat, with small eyes, and short hair.
At the end, I added a sentence: I can't compare to my beautiful sister Lili.
Zhang Dazhuang: "..."
I fucking...
[...Because my sister Lili has black and beautiful long hair, big eyes, and white skin...]
Zhang Yiming tilted his head to think, and then wrote Zhang Dazhuang's description of Xiao Luli completely.
Just now the brain was seriously blocked, and there was no inspiration. Zhang Yiming, who somehow wrote, once wrote Xiao Luli, his ideas and inspiration were like a flash flood, and he couldn't stop it!
Behind the "white skin", he wrote a lot of words to describe Xiao Luli as good-looking and beautiful, and kind and lovely.
While writing, he smiled, the pen almost never stopped.
It was in sharp contrast to the appearance of his father who could only stare deeply at the text when he was writing, but was unable to write the pen.
Zhang Dazhuang: "..."
Bastard!
Do you still remember your title is "My Dad"! ! !
Zhang Yiming's side was barely resolved.
But Qu Qianqian and Jian Xiyan are still at a loss.
Qu Qianqian stared at her dad's exquisite and handsome face bitterly.
This face, which is usually placed in the entertainment circle, can instantly make many fans think like a spring, their hearts are surging, and the excitement and excitement "swishes" written 10,000 words of comments, to praise and praise. .
But Qu Qianqian, a senior Yankong, just sighed softly.
"Hey……"
Qu Sinian: "..."
Yeah, girl, do you really look so ugly?
As for how you can't describe it with such a sigh?
Qu Qianqian bit the pen, her small brows frowned tightly, suddenly, as if thinking of something, her eyes lit up.
When Qu Sinian saw this, his heart moved slightly. He just wanted to ask her if she knew how to describe her father.
However, in the next second, he saw Qu Qianqian taking care of herself and taking out a smooth and clear small mirror from her schoolbag.
She happily turned the mirror at her extremely beautiful little white face, and then kissed her beautiful self in the mirror.
She held the pen and began to write on the composition:
[I have a dad, his name is Qu Sinian, he looks a lot like me, yes, my face is very beautiful, especially beautiful, my eyes are very big, my mouth is very red and red, I am this world The second most beautiful person on the list, the first one is my sister Lili, she is really special and beautiful, her eyes are bigger than mine, and her hair is very long...]
Qu Sinian: "..."
Your composition.
Write your own writing.
Write Lu Li also write it out!
You just can't write about your dad, right?
how!
Am I not worthy to appear in your composition! ! !
【This chapter is finished, I love you! Good night~
Little guys: You can let me write about my father, but you can't stop me from complimenting Luli! !
Head teacher: ...Forget it, he should go digging for coal.