The story of the so-called dad of this little guy generally starts with "Once upon a time, there was a dad", and ends with "Later, my dad died, and the death was so miserable".
Since Xiao Lu Li learned how to tell stories from Lu Junhan.
"Once upon a time, there was a man, but later, he died"
becomes -
"Once upon a time, there was a dad, but later, he died"
In such a short few months, Lu Junhan has heard his own various methods of death no less than 20 times.
There are so many strange things that are still dead, none of them are normal.
Either it's dead cute, or pretty dead, or it's too much to eat and die.
Lu Junhan cursed himself by telling stories when he was crazy.
What's more, he is not a person who can tell a story. He has rarely told this little thing a few times before, but because she is ugly, stupid and pitiful, sometimes crying is annoying, but this time, Lu Junhan does not intend to Accompany her again.
After the New Year, this little thing is four years old, and she is not too young, and it is time to teach her to be independent.
Lu Junhan completely ignored the little girl, pulled the chair beside the bed and sat down.
"Then think about it!"
His tall and tall body leaned back, his long legs wrapped in ironed suit trousers stretched out, and he looked at the expectant little man on the bed with a faint gaze, and said in a cold voice:
"Go to sleep! There is everything in your dreams!"
Little Lori frowned her brows and puffed up her face angrily. She was ill and couldn’t get rid of it:
"I don't want to think about it! I don't want to dream either! People just want to hear it! If they hear the story of'Dad', they will definitely sleep well!"
Lu Junhan glanced at her and sneered, "I beat you up, and you can sleep very well. Would you like to try?"
"……"
Xiao Luli said in a loud voice: "No! People are sick, if you beat them, you will really kill them! If you kill them, you will have no daughter."
Lu Junhan: "If you don't want to die, then hurry up and sleep with you."
"But Lili wants to hear the story, she has to listen to the story of'Dad' to sleep..."
Lu Junhan: "..."
Lu Junhan took a deep breath, his eyes were dark, no matter if she was still sick, he planned to teach her independence from now on.
His eyebrows were cold, and he said coldly: "Do you know how old you are now?"
The little girl nodded, and said obediently: "I know! Lili is now 301 years old, and one year older! She's an older child."
Lu Junhan: "..."
Forget it, as far as IQ is concerned, he obviously can't teach it, so he will wait until he is five years old.
Little Lori tilted her head, her clear eyes filled with doubts: "Dad, what are you asking for?"
Lu Junhan: "..."
"Nothing!" The topic came back again, Lu Junhan: "Sleep your sleep."
The little girl actually found out that as long as she sleeps, her head no longer feels pain, and she doesn’t seem to get sick much after sleeping.
Although sleeping is good, she still wants to hear stories!
It’s been a long time since she listened to her father telling stories, she used to tell her to father!
But Dad can be broken or broken, she tells him a story, and he will beat her.
Before his father told her a story, she didn't even beat him!
The potion that the little girl slaps itself has ingredients that make people sleepy and sleepy. At this moment, although the little girl is still arguing to listen to the story, she rubs her eyes with her hands and yawns from time to time, apparently starting to feel sleepy Now, Lu Junhan can wait a little longer.
Lu Li couldn't hold on, she would naturally go to sleep.
But looking at her big watery, expectant eyes, with unspeakable trust and eagerness in her eyes, Lu Junhan pursed his thin lips, and finally opened his mouth expressionlessly:
"Once upon a time, there was a father, but later, he s——"
As soon as she heard this familiar opening remark, Lori knew that it was her favorite story and her favorite story. Suddenly, her black eyes were shining, and the whole sick person looked a lot more energetic and exquisite. Little eyebrows came with a deep joy.
Originally planned to make a quick battle and kill himself cruelly, so that the little annoying Lu Junhan, who went to bed early after listening to the story, saw it, for some reason, he paused, and the conversation turned sharply:
"——He didn’t die, he also gave birth to a daughter called Annoying Jing. One day, Annoying Jing accidentally caught a cold, clamoring to listen to the story, and would not sleep without listening to the story...
Lu Junhan's voice is cold, and the tone is very, very calm, not rushing, without any ups and downs, as if it is a cold, emotionless recitation software, even some recitation software is more emotional than his recitation.
But the little girl was holding the quilt in her hands, her eyes were staring, and she was fascinated by her listening.
Suddenly, her **** eyes widened, and the little milky voice said to Lu Jun happily:
"Dad, this annoying spirit looks like Lili, people also have to listen to the story to sleep."
Lu Junhan said faintly.
"Then what then?"
The little girl opened her big round eyes like a fawn, and asked curiously: "Does the annoying father tell the annoying spirit a story?"
Lu Junhan’s slender, white fingers were turning on and off the metal lighter. He lifted his eyelids and said calmly, "No."
"what?"
The man met little Lolita’s clear eyes, and said unhurriedly: “The annoying father finds the annoying spirit too annoying. He always listens to stories and keeps not sleeping, so he just beat her to death.”
Little Lolita: "…………"
Little Lolita: "!!!"
The little girl shrank her head under the quilt, quietly revealing a pair of dark and bright eyes, she whispered: "Dad, Lili doesn't listen to the story anymore. People want to sleep."
Lu Junhan hooked his thin lips, and said faintly: "Asleep so soon?"
The little girl nodded.
Lu Junhan expressed compassion: "Go to sleep."
Little Lolita seemed to be relieved, her hand let go of the quilt.
Before going to bed, she seemed to think of something, then quietly opened her eyes, and asked carefully:
"Dad, do you find it annoying?"
Lu Junhan saw her vigilantly, "If you say I'm annoying, dad, I won't go to bed, otherwise people are afraid that you will kill me while I sleep", and he laughed directly.
"It's not annoying! Hurry up and sleep with you!"
Lu Li's eyes brightened, and now she hugged her little quilt and fell asleep peacefully.
Lu Junhan got up and bent over to get her a quilt, tore off the towel from her forehead, and replaced it with another one.
After was done, he raised his eyes and looked at the half bottle of potion, adjusted the speed of the drip to the slowest with his fingers, and then left the door.
Downstairs, Song Qingwan and the others are already having lunch.
Seeing Lu Junhan come down, Song Qingwan asked, "Is Lili asleep?"
Lu Junhan: "Just asleep."
"That's right."
Lu Junhan: "?"
【No accident, there is one more. I don’t know when, yes, I have opened a new article in advance. You can check it out. The new book may be written about a big boss, or it may be written about a three-and-a-half-year-old cutie like Lili. See which one has inspiration. 】