Facts have proved that the gentle and patient line of tenderness and kindness is not suitable for a certain dad surnamed Lu.
He is obviously more suitable to express his personal opinion that he will have no money to marry a wife in the future.
Sure enough, the little girl was beaten to the ground and hugged her head, crying, Lu Junhan's breath that was blocked in her chest finally eased a lot.
Although the little girl was beaten miserably, she heard her father's promise that she would only have one daughter in her life, and she would not buy another daughter, let alone have another daughter. Eyes, happy even forgot how to cry.
With a white face full of tears and a soft body holding Lu Junhan’s legs, the sweet and slimy little milk said: "Dad, Lili loves you so much", "You are this The best and best dad in the world!"
The Qu Sinian next to me is almost turning into a lemon essence.
And Jian Yi has long since looked away, blocking the sense of hearing, and intends to avoid seeing and hearing.
He was afraid that he would watch it any more, and he would really drag Jian Xiyan to undergo **** reassignment surgery, making him completely a girl.
Fortunately, Qu Sinian and the others haven’t been sour for too long, and the show started soon.
The theme of the third episode is "Survival in the Wilderness".
As the name implies, the 6 groups of guests must spend the night on the top of the mountain, and the program group will not give the 6 groups of guests any transportation in the middle. The guests can only walk along the concrete mountain road from the foot of the mountain to the mountain.
Fortunately, this mountain is not too high. There is probably a temple on the mountain. During the New Year, many people will go up the mountain to pray for blessings and pray. For the convenience of pedestrians, it has also been repaired wide, stable and safe. Cement road.
Even if you really walk on foot, the slowest and slowest is enough to reach the top of the mountain in one hour.
Of course, the difficulty of the level set by the program group is not on the way up the mountain.
But...
Jian Chenglang clenched his fists and coughed slightly.
The audience in the live broadcast room was like a retreat, "Jian Dao is so guilty of conscience, there must be nothing good in the future!"
He faced several sets of luggage that had been confiscated by the program team. Now, the light guests, first introduced himself briefly.
Of course, this introduction is naturally aimed at the new Liu Peng group.
Then Jian Cheng Lang said with a smile:
"Surely you are all clear about the tasks in this issue. Later, when you walk up to the mountain, we will spend the night on the mountain. We will wait until the next day and then come down from the mountain. The task will be completed. However, before going up the mountain, Let's make a game first."
Qu Sinian noticed that after Jian Chenglang's words fell, Lu Junhan's expression was obviously darker.
Before he had time to ask, Qu Sinian soon knew why Lu Junhan’s expression was so ugly.
Because of this game...
is also very exhausting dad.
Qu Sinian: "..."
Jian Chenglang’s game is very similar to your drawing I guess, but it is more difficult than your drawing I guess.
The 6 groups of guests are divided into two groups, and the program group will give each group of guests a line or a story.
Then 6 people pass the story in succession, until the last person, who retells the most accurate lines and has the most correct words, this group wins.
The big group that wins can get the priority to choose the tent.
Qu Sinian watched the 6 tents brought by the program group. The best tent is a very cute giraffe tent. It does not need to be constructed manually, and the interior is particularly spacious and firm. It is undoubtedly a luxurious villa in the house.
And the worst tent, the support is fragmentary, the tent fabric is also a poor-quality rough tent cloth that is not waterproof at all, if the weather is bad, it rains, and it can’t live at all.
At the same time, the built-up space is still very small, it is a small square, and can only barely accommodate a child. Even if the child really lives in, the limbs are not easy to stretch. Naturally, if the adult wants to squeeze in, I am afraid it will be The tent bursts directly!
It can be seen how small it is.
is also enough to see how crazy the program group is.
Originally, Qu Sinian, who wanted to give up and save his life when he heard the rules of the game, had no choice but to bite the bullet in order not to live in the square at night.
And Jian Yi and Lu Junhan have beaten Jian Chenglang back.
Producer:"……"
Since the boss above has been scrapped by Jian Yi and Lu Junhan, in order not to delay the filming process, the producer directly took 8 hard paper line cards for the guests to draw.
And the first guest in each group must be a child.
The first person in Lu Li’s group was Qu Qianqian.
This is obviously a serious and careful analysis by the fathers. The whole process took less than two seconds, and the simplest and rude elimination method was used——
Lu Li in the first place is undoubtedly the trend of the team's destruction, but Jian Xiyan can't speak, writes slowly, and talks, and he may also fight with the father behind him, which also caused the team's destruction.
Thinking about it, only Qu Qianqian is left.
The producer gave her the No. 3 line card that Qu Qianqian had drawn, and did not forget to tell her: "You only have 30 seconds to remember, hurry up."
Qu Qianqian has already understood the rules of the game, nodded, flipped the cards drawn, and saw a large number of densely packed words with pinyin notes:
【Xiao Ming has a father called Xiao Tian, Xiao Tian is very tall. On this day, Xiaotian ate 2 eggs, a piece of bread, and two cups of milk for breakfast, and two bowls of green cabbage rice and a bowl of chicken stew at noon. In the afternoon, he also drank a large glass of Coke. I got a big red apple, and when I was bored, I watched the TV series "My Dad"...]
There is a long description of sleeping for dinner. Qu Qianqian has not had time to finish it, and it will take 30 seconds.
The producer took the card back and asked Qu Sinian, who was behind Qu Qianqian, to remove his earplugs and blindfold, and listen to Qu Qianqian's description.
The time described by is one minute.
Qu Qianqian looked at the back, directly forgot the front, frowned and racked his brains and said:
"my dad……"
Qu Sinian: "..."
? ? ?
Play so big as soon as you come up?
The audience in the live broadcast room was almost laughing crazy:
【Xiao Ming: Give it back to my dad! ! 】
【Hahaha, that’s right, it’s Xiao Ming’s father on the card! How come you have become the King of Qu! 】
"Watching TV," Qu Qianqian clearly remembered the following paragraph, "The TV I watched is the TV of "My Dad"."
Qu Sinian: "..."
【I feel that King Qu is confused. Hahaha. Is this the so-called I see myself? 】
[No, the actor Qu would not think that the TV of "My Dad" that Qianqian Baby said refers to watching his own TV, right? 】