“And what happened after that?” I glanced at Iowa, who was drinking away her shame.
“Then she climbed a table and started spouting nonsense… The typical one.” (IA)
“You’re too naïve. Why did you bring Mo in the first place? She made her point too damn clear.” Despite my pity for Iowa, she is the cause of it. I may’ve consoled her, if she actually thought with her head.
After another silly party yesterday, ‘I’ came here to complain. Usually I would hang out with her but I am a bit busy.
“New Jersey, at least look at me when you’re talking! The PC would not run away from you!” She started shaking my shoulders.
“I, there’s nothing to talk about, and you know that. Mo did another weirdo thing and escaped the party. You brought her, you suffered the aftermath. If you want to drink here, then go ahead but don’t expect me to intervene for no reason.”
“Uuuu…” (IA)
As I reached the end of route, and approached the final picture, my hands became sweaty. I did not sleep for the entire night but it should be worth it. The previous pictures were great, and the girl is great too. Just a couple more dialogue lines, and…
‘Blink’
The monitor shut down…
“GYAAA?!” My entire night of efforts was pointless…
I had a glim of hope left. I looked at the PC and…
“Iowa. Why the [Incomprehensible East coast accent] you shut down my computer?”
Without saying a word, she opened the curtains, and deadly radiation entered the room.
“GYAAA?!”
Then, she prepared to do the unthinkable…
“DON’T OPEN THE WINDOWS!!!”
And she did it…
“You know what? I am angry. You can either stay here and hear out my nagging, or go out and finally exit this place. I will be cleaning this pigpen. No objections.” Iowa picked up a bunch of cleaning utensils I carefully hid, and started destroying my habitat.
I could only accept this situation, since right now she was at the terminal stage of Bigsisterhood, the ‘Since my little sisters are such jerks, I will be cleaning to soothe this pain and disappointment’.
“Then I’ll go and play outside.”
“Leave the gadgets here.” (IA)
“What?”
“I said, leave the gadgets here.” (IA)
“You want my death?!”
“It won’t kill you. At least you will look at the world through your own eyes, and not through a screen.” I guess she really is beyond sad.
In the first time since I brought myself a pet, I decided to visit the reptile.
“Heya, wanna play?”
[I have no time for this nonsense.]
“Good for you. It was just a courtesy. Choose: soccer or basketball.” This deflated ball will be useless for either of those but I am out of ideas. Real life is S tier game. ‘S’ as in…
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[I don’t even have an idea what either of those mean!]
“Then choose randomly. Otherwise I will be choosing another game. The ‘Dragonslayer’.”
[Soccer.]
After a brief explanation of the rules, we started.
From the get-go I led the ball. I skillfully passed it under the dragon’s body and kicked it.
The ball flew right towards the ‘gate’.
‘Pom’
At the last moment, the ball hit a large tail.
“Tch.”
[Is this game even fun?]
“You are not fun, the game is.”
The dragon kicked the ball with its paw, and it flew right through the entire length of the field. Right into my ‘gate’.
[Score.]
“Go field yourself…”
I continued this again and again but the reptile was only moving a few meters at most, doing everything in a single move. The score was one-sidedly rising, and my motivation to keep living in this world was rapidly decreasing. Even I’s nagging would be better than this.
“Can you, like, become smaller?”
[Why?]
“Guess why.”
[What~? You are too small to fight me~?]
I aimed Mk-7s at it.
[How about we talk this through…?]
“Either become smaller, or I will make you smaller.”
[No problem…]
The dragon started shining until it blinded me. When I finally could see again, I saw a girl, instead of the annoying reptile.
A pretty girl, even on the level of 2D girls. My hand sunk into the pocket…
“Your expression is scary…” The dragon talked with a cute, angelic voice. It would be more suitable for a loli, than for a big chested horny girl, but I will take what I am given.
I took a camera out of my pocket.
I guess life is at least F tier game, after all.
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