Chapter 1202: Number One Song Immortal of the Human Race

Chapter 1202: Number One Song Immortal of the Human Race

“You guys experiment with it yourselves. I still have things I need to do, so I’ll be taking my leave now.”

An Lin looked at Adam and Eve with a slightly scornful expression before holding onto Tina’s hand.

“Little Na… Er, Goddess Tina, let’s go!”

Tina faltered slightly before unleashing a spatial spell technique to teleport them elsewhere.

Adam looked at the spot where the two of them had disappeared and murmured to himself, “I feel like we’ve somehow offended them? Eve, it’s all your fault for being too direct with your words! What are we going to do if Goddess Tina and Spokesperson An Lin were offended by your words?!”

Eve pouted with an aggrieved expression. “I didn’t want this to happen either. How would I know that Spokesperson An Lin would react so vehemently when I was only going to show him our dual cultivation book? He had always been so friendly and benevolent…”

A flash of wisdom appeared in Adam’s eyes. “There must be a meaning behind what Spokesperson An Lin is doing. Perhaps he wants us to overcome this obstacle by working through it ourselves! That is the right attitude to seeking dao!”

“Then should we do some more work?” Eve’s eyes rippled with seduction.

“Hah? Again?” Adam’s legs trembled slightly. “Didn’t we already do it once today?”

“The path to seeking dao is a long and arduous one, how can we just be content with slacking off and doing nothing? We have to constantly be forging ahead without any rest!” Eve spoke with a justified expression.

A difficult expression appeared on Adam’s face, but at this moment, Eve had already wrapped her arms around Adam’s arm.

“Come on, Adam…”

“A-alright, Eve…”

Adam struggled momentarily but was still dragged into the tower by Eve in the end.

Above the clouds, An Lin and Tina fell silent at the sight of the two of them flying into the tower.

“In the past, I didn’t believe in matches made in heaven. But now, I have no choice but to believe it…” An Lin broke the silence with a quiet murmur.

“I didn’t make this match,” Tina retorted.

An Lin: “Think about it, Adam and Eve were born as a man and a woman, so they literally had no other potential reproductive partners! They had no choice but to reproduce with one another in order to further the human race, and you say you didn’t make this match?”

“Er…” Tina had no response to that.

“Furthermore, one of them has a yin domain while the other has a yang domain. They can even progress their cultivation bases through dual cultivation as a result! Are there any other couples like them? They just need to have some steamy bedroom time together, and their cultivation bases would progress!”

An Lin was getting quite worked up. “This is a cultivating couple that was perfectly set up by the heavens! A pathetic, single dog like me can only look on with envy!”

“Single dog? Don’t you have Celestial Maiden Xiaolan?” Tina cocked her head to the side.

“Do you think Xiaolan would be willing to engage in dual cultivation with me?” An Lin answered her question with a question of his own.

Tina: “You’re right…”

“That’s why I’m green with envy!” An Lin sighed with emotion. “They can even transcend their tribulations together. Not only that, but they’re piling further abuse on single dogs like me by making out during their tribulation transcendence! They can do something so horrific and demented, and you’re still saying they’re not a match made in heaven?”

“You’re right.” A peculiar light suddenly flashed in Tina’s emerald eyes.

“I am an exceptionally outstanding man who is invincible against all enemies, but I have to admit, I still have much to learn from Adam and Eve…” An Lin lamented.

“I suddenly really want to split them apart…” Tina muttered.

“I know right!” An Lin nodded.

“Wait!” He abruptly turned around to stare at the fairy beside him with shock and horror on his face. “What did you just say?”

An innocent smile appeared on Tina’s face. “Think about it, wouldn’t it be really fun and stimulating to split apart such a loving couple?”

An Lin pressed a gentle hand to Tina’s smooth forehead.

“You don’t have a fever. What’s going on with you, Little Na?”

How had the innocent and naive Little Na become such a sadistic maniac?!

“I’m fine. I was just thinking that perhaps it was the subconscious will of heaven and earth that gave birth to this couple. I possess the sentient will of this world, so wouldn’t I be fighting the very heavens if I split them apart? How fun would that be!

“Ah… I’m suddenly really looking forward to experiencing the feeling of going against the heavens…”

An eager expression appeared on Tina’s face.

An Lin swallowed nervously. “Little Na, I think you need to see a therapist…”

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“Alright, let’s not talk about this anymore. The sun is about to set. I’ll show you what I meant about the celebrities of this world!” Tina dodged the subject and held onto An Lin’s hand to teleport both of them to a dazzling, outdoor stage.

An Lin and Tina hovered in the air before settling down in the best location from which they could see the performance.

Behind them and around them, there was a swarming sea of people.

An Lin made a rough estimate to discover that there were probably over a hundred thousand people gathered here.

All of them were waving glow sticks and yelling the name “Xi Yangzi”.

“Who is this Xi Yangzi?” An Lin was curious.

“She’s the best song immortal in the entire human race.” Tina pulled out a sofa as she leaned against An Lin. She too produced a glow stick of her own to wave in the air.

In her human-sized form, she wore a green fairy dress, under which two fair, long legs gently kicked from side to side. Even though she wasn’t wearing any makeup, she was still extremely gorgeous.

The starlight was dazzling, as were the artificial lights at the venue, but it was as if she drew all the light between heaven and earth to herself, making her the most dazzling and eye-catching existence. This was a unique disposition—the disposition of a god.

It was just a shame that none of the humans around them could see her.

An Lin was a little entranced by her as he murmured to himself, “Song immortal? What an unfamiliar term.”

“You’ll know what it’s all about when she comes out!” Tina spoke in a mysterious voice.

Soon, all of the lights began to dim.

The entire audience in excess of a hundred thousand fell silent at once, as if all of them had a tacit understanding.

The entire venue was completely silent.

A pleasant, ethereal voice began to flow from the darkness. The voice was like the hands of a lover, who was stroking one’s face and caressing one’s chest, giving the listeners a sense of carefree relaxation.

An Lin’s heart jolted slightly. This was certainly no ordinary singer!

Beautiful lyric began to flow, none of which were comprehensible if you listened to them closely, but you could sense a mysterious intent realm behind them.

It was as if they could see a young woman traveling over countless mountains and rivers, forging ahead in high spirits.

The intent realm of the song made everyone feel as if they had been projected into the story.

They passed through a rain ocean atop a flying fish. They looked up at a tall snowy mountain and passed over its summit atop a white crane. In the face of the bleak and desolate desert, they could still sing and dance with joy. That’s right, it seemed like all of the obstacles of this world could be conquered through the joy of song and dance.

An Lin was unwittingly sucked into the story and experienced a sense of enlightenment in the process.

At the end of the song, a woman with long, red hair sat on the edge of a cliff.

As she lightly hummed a song to herself, she looked on while the sun set below the horizon.

The light of the setting sun colored the clouds crimson. Even though a sun setting was a wistful event that indicated the conclusion of daylight, the tune hummed by the woman on the cliff made it a lot more joyful and optimistic.

The song gradually drew to a conclusion.

A beautiful young woman with long, red hair spilling down to her waist appeared. She stood at the center of the stage with a sweet smile on her face.

An Lin came to his senses and spoke with astonishment on his face, “I feel like I attained a sudden moment of enlightenment from listening to her music! How extraordinary!”

“Not bad, right?” Tina spoke with a dainty smile, “This is the power of the number one song immortal.”

At this moment, loud calls of “Xi Yangzi” had erupted across the entire venue.

All of the people gathered here were fanatical fans, and many of them were shouting themselves hoarse to express their reverence.

“No wonder you said celebrities could rank among the top three occupations. A singer that can bestow enlightenment upon cultivators through their singing is an invaluable asset,” An Lin exclaimed in amazement.

“It’s not just that. If mortals were to hear her song, their bodily conditions would improve, and they could even recover from small ailments. There are also some who attain more profound enlightenment, and for them, the singing could even cure chronic and terminal illnesses…” Tina rattled off the benefits of listening to song immortals sing.

An Lin was completely dumbstruck.

Listening to singing could help one cultivate and cure terminal illnesses?

That was completely unimaginable!

“It must be quite hard to become a celebrity like this, right? I would think that it would at least have to be an outstanding cultivator that can achieve an effect akin to Xi Yangzi’s?” An Lin asked.

Tina wagged a finger with a faint smile. “Nope. Xi Yangzi herself is a mortal who is unable to cultivate.”

An Lin: “???”

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