Chapter 1: Chapter 1 – Licking Tree-kun whist I evolved into two legged creature

genre: comedy, fantasy, slice of life. no action scene planned. mostly loaded with random memes and maybe little bit of pun.

deep inside Ren heart there was a desire.

-to lick a tree

born in a apocalypstic world he never seen one except the one in simulation pod.

but now that he was given a second life-

"hey where did your little brother go?"

"huh!? hey stop right there!"

I'm fast af boiii

im a abomination that walk with four leg do you think that creature with two legs can outpace me!? hell no bro

arrived at the tree that I was so fascinated about-

humu, thank you for the dish.

pero pero pero

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"hora let's go grab something to eat."
the baby elf picked up by his older brother. leaving the tree thats bark were covered in baby saliva, they went home.

it was so random that the tree didn't know how to react.

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I want to thank you all for waiting for my evolution. because I, Ren-sama has successfully evolved to the two legs creature pachi pachi pachi

and that's means- sounds the drumroll please

dudududududu

I can dab!

I practiced alot when I'm alone now I can show off ufufu

jira jira

looks for opportunity and sneak away from home!
basic two legged creature skill!!

dashu ACTIVATOO

"don't forget to close the door."

"Aii~~ pai pai~~"

A-anyway back to the mission let's close the door first. the world is for me to explore! for my first victim it would be-

"ah Ren-kun here's some apple for you and here to bring back home."

"A-to. pai pai~~"
kuso I need to bring this back ASAP. mission return home UOOOOOOO SEEEGG- cough cough. -thank you so much granny.

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huft huft it took me 5 second to do all of that, believe me.

anyway my first victim is my one and only favourite tree-kun.

tree: ah hai domo thank you very much for your hard work ren-chan

Ren-chan: no problemo
as such I was definetely not talking to myself fumu.

anyway-

I dabbed alone- I mean I showed it to tree-kun, I wish he had a great time. at least I think I do.

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humu the second one that I want to show my dab is quite far from the village it was on my secret base where I place alot of story book and store snacks.

and to reach that secret base? shishishi

only I, Ren-sama knew the way

DASHU ACTIVATEEE

damn all my surrounding became slower than me-

"Ren-kun becareful not to fall."
"Ai~~"

even a beautiful onee-san won't stop me! UOOOOOOOOO

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it took me 2 second to reach here, source? believe me.

I had a break on my halfway here as expected of my secret base y'know?

shishishi

anyways look at this sunflower fields~~

uwoooooooo I want to meet a childhood friend here just like in simulation tube. not that I had any~

kohon in the middle of this field there's a abandoned building. that's where we will be going! my secret base. shishishi

it's so beautiful I wish tree-kun can see this. now that I think about it I forgor to lick it today because I was so enggrosed in dabbing.

we arrived~ nownownow

let's tour around the place. ahem rustic wooden building a hole on the roof and the floor.

a wooden um bench in a row alot of hole in the wall that looks like windows. a weird tall wooden table that I can't reach-

so can you guess what building this is?

I give you time till I count to three

3 it was my secret base. kukuku you all were fooled- zako readers shishishi

who am I talking to anyway.

there's a secret on my secret base. I know, even my brain became big when I reread my thought.

in the floor hole there's a young sunflower growing. I noticed it last week when my leg stuck in that hole. I've been looking for a way to move it outside. not that a child like me know how to do it. I forgor to ask my family as the food always distracted me. shall I pluck a sunflower outside to remind myself?

but then if I pluck then it became -1 on outside and I became sunflower murderer for what purpose?

to save this young sunflower?

it became -1 +1= 0

might as well not doing anything- gunununu.

anyway I'm tired from all the walk and thinking. I shall take a nap first.

see you in 5 seconds.

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I'm fully rested Ren- nice to meet you all.

now that I think about it I was going to show the young sunflower how I dab.

and I shall.

ysf-kun: your so cool ren-kun

FRRen: I knew too bad that I was born this way

kukuku

anyway if I just need to dab in front of my family to remember young sunflower tragedy and seek help.

I shall not be fooled by food no longer.

200IQ Ren here I go~!

there's still alot of time I'm going to read over there~~

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it took me 5 seconds to go back to the village. huft huft, it's now evening thats means the sky turned orange and soon night will come.

this world is so beautiful. just like a dream-

I remember a world with no sun or plants, it was as if I have lived there yesterday.

I don't want to wake up. please-

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let me lick that tree one more time and go home get dinner. shishishi.

we meet again tree-kun. fumu.

it was my first tree that I licked. and the only tree I licked and thus tree-kun is very special.

today too thank you very much

peroperopero

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two legged Ren-sama came back home yow. and this brat remember the apples he took home yow he want some now yow.

ah- it was gone

kuh there's no way-

don't give up hope two legged Ren-kun there must be some leftover.

Tree-kun and Sunflower-kun is cheering for you from afar can you hear it?

GANBAREEEE

YOU CAN DO IT REN-KUN

t-that's right there is no way that they won't leave me some. thank you tree-kun sunflower-kun.

stepping into the kitchen he saw it.

the culprit- his mom. and maybe brother and dad too but- mom is too obvious that she had a half eaten apple on her hand yow.

NOT FAIR YOW

TRADE OFFER:

YOU GIVE:
stamina when you ran halfway from tree-kun and secured the apples

YOU RECEIVED:
an apple that you ate whilst you ran home.

I'm hungry yow. mom when are you going to notice me dayow.

"oh your back Ren-kun. wash your hand and feet first."

"Aii~~"

shishishi it feels good to get noticed~

I think I forgor something but it must be not important yow.

it took me- what it's annoying to hear that sentences? shishishi

I won't stop doing that unfortunablaley, words muzukashii ne~ Ren-sama is baby limited words know dayow. shishishi

anyway~

now I've became fully washed hand and feet Ren-sama dayow. shishishi. where's my pachi pachi and headpats?

ooh I hear the pachi pachi from tree-kun. fumu fumu. thank you tree-kun. now I shall get a headpats from mom-

maybe not she must be busy right now dayow. let's annoy brother instead shishishi.

"Ren-kun come here."
a-re? headpats yes?

"eats slowly okay."
no headpats but there's a snack dayow.

apple pie let's GOOOO!

UOOOOOOO

it took me 1 second to DEVOUR that apple pie. huft it was so fleeting.

thank you mom, mom is the best.

I waited in the dining room for REAL FOOD to arrive. apple pie is mere appletizer tree-kun play badum-tst thank you. I waited while having PUN swinging my legs. shishishi

"Ren-kun can you call dad and brother?"
order received, Tree-kun countdown please I shall RTA this task.

321 DUDUDU DASHU ACTIVATOO

"don't run or you'll fall later."
second order received, I shall do backup plan.

POWERWALK ACTIVATEE

kuso my legs were too short for this to work.

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bow before Ren-Sama dayow. brother. be grateful that mom invited you for a dinner tonight.

he didn't notice me huh. AAAAAA what do I do.

ok gugulu how to invite sibling to dinner now.

Tree:

thank you for the blank answer gugulu-kun.

In the end the fully washed hand and feet Ren-sama invited him by tugging his clothes.

it was Ren-sama win shishishi

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as for dad, brother helped me calls for him. it was as if hitting family with one Ren shishishi.

it was a mission success~ pachi pachi is allowed headpats were strongly welcomed.

pachi pachi thank you tree-kun. headpats doko dayow it was like two scene ago that I asked for one y'know

dad I order you to headpats me now. te or you can kiss with mom not that I can avoid looking at that.

sigh. I want some friends~ the one that gave me headpats will do.

anyway tree-kun countdown please. I, Ren-sama shall RTA this dinner scene.

it took us 15 seconds to finish all of that. now it's time for a bath it seems~ fufufu bath me woman.

and give me my headpats.

Tree-kun holding a sign that says
BRB please look at me whilst our Ren-sama having serious bussiness in the bath

FASTFORWARD SKILL ACTIVYATE
kuso I bit my tounge

thank you for your hardwork imaginary tree-kun you too sunflowe- chotto matte. I fricking forgor to dab in front of them AAAAAAAAAAAA

OMG birdbrain Ren-sama here at your service. subscribe to nanashi mumei ch on youtube she's my oshi. thank you for reading~ Tree-kun roll the ending

Tree: I gotchu fam

now playing thank you for nico stream today off vocal
ニコ生今日もありがとうの歌 【off vocal】

only edited the lyric shishishi

du du du du 1 2

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for reading this

chapter 1

I licked a tree

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see you in chapter two~~ pachi pachi pachi

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