Chapter 79: CH 79

Muscles

「Fufufu… so we’re not even in your eyes? Fuu!」

「Looking down on us… haa!」

「We’ll teach you that you’ve made a mistake! Shii! !」

It was our opponent team “Lovely Golems”.

… Lovely? Where is that component?

In front of me are three muscular golems that have an inverted triangle body shape and similarly… three muscular ossans with an inverted triangle body shape. Their skin have a gleaming shine and tan from the sun.

Either way, the muscle isn’t practical, but… something for show. Everytime they talk, they’d strike a pose and with each pose, their chest muscle twitches. It’s gross.

Muscles that are gained from actual training doesn’t bulge to that size. Those muscles are just muscular weight… it’s useless in a fight.

「Amazing!」

*Panpan* clapped Eltina as she walked towards the three.

… What is it now?

「Fuu! What is it? Little girlie! ? Haa!」

Stop constantly posing… it’s insufferable. Without any hesitation, Eltina walked towards the three of them and… she started touching the abs of the man with a skinhead.

「…! It’s so hard! ?」

「Fuu! It’s because I trained… haa!」

“Haah!” Eltina confirmed the sensation of the abs with an entranced expression.

… If you like muscles that much… I can let you touch mine, you know?

「Little girlie, you seem! Haa! To understand! Fuu!」

「The splendor of muscles! Haa!」

「You’re a good kid! Fuu!」

The three that was saying things like that… a change happened in one of them. It was the one that was getting his abs touched by Eltina.

「Haa! … Ooh, what is this soft hand! This supreme softness that is the opposite of us… ! Fuun!」

「Brother! Bring yourself back! Shii!」

「Don’t lose to the… temptation! Haa!」

And now, an evil smile appeared on Eltina’s face. Is she thinking of something stupid… ?

「Fa, fa, fa… Give it to me, this muscle! Not one, not two… all of it!」

「Wh… whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat! ! ? Haa!」

The muscles all started to shiver. The three of them all shouted at the same time, it is amazing in a way. And even now, Eltina is still continuing.

「I also want to get muscles… and use a two-handed axe!」

… You still didn’t give up on that?

Before things got further out of control, I retrieved Eltina. Seriously… what a troublesome person.

「Aahn! Muscle~! Muscle~… 」

Don’t make such a heartrending sound. People will misunderstand, you know?

「Just a little more and I was gonna become muscular… 」

「It’s impossible so give it up.」

“Mukii!” pouted Eltina angrily. Seriously, she just won’t give up… well, that is also her attractive part though.

Now then… let’s once again face our opponents. All three of our opponents’ golems are stone golems. However, the three of them… are all modeled to have an extreme amount of muscles.

… Such bad taste.

「How is it! ? Our lovely golems! ! Haa! 」

「It’s beautiful right! Fuu!」

「Muscles are the things! That will move the world! Haa!」

「Give me one to go~!」

Eltina attempted to take one of the golems home. You’re way too free…

The flustered judge caught Eltina. Don’t cause trouble for the judge as well.

「I’m not the one at fault… it’s the muscles fault for being so attractive.」

「Yes, okay… let’s begin already.」

Pururu said that while trembling.

It seems like she is angry and is holding it in. Nn? Nevermind, after taking a closer look… she is actually about to burst out laughing and is holding that in. El, you…

「Yes, let’s begin shall we?」

The judge also seems to be holding in their laughter. Wherever Eltina is… it is always full of laughter.

… However, that is also a type of talent. A talent that I don’t possess, but Eltina possess.

I… only have the talent to destroy. El’s talent is… to create happiness.

… That being the case, I’ll destroy any calamities that fall upon El. If that’s all I have talent for… I’ll live for the sake of that.

That is a vow that I made since the time El’s smile had filled my heart. A vow that only I know. I think that this is my destiny. Later on when I told my old man about it… he firmly grasped my shoulder and told me “Put your life on the line”.

However, I don’t need my old man to tell me that. I, Riot Dale swears to myself that… I’ll definitely protect it. I’ll definitely protect her smile!

It is too embarrassing to say it outloud though!

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「Fukyu~n, just… a little more and I’ll be able to get some muscles… 」

I looked at the twitching muscles with eyes of envy.

I want you to imagine it, me with all that muscle.

「Kyu~~~!」

Huilitia, unable to defeat the formidable enemy and is thus defeated. Then, the tentacle’s demonic hand is extending towards her body!

「N-no! Not there! !」

The countless amount of tentacles are reaching all over Huilitia’s body!        

「Wait!」

「Who is it! ?」

The tentacles were surprised and looked around the surrounding! The spotlight is now on me and… my amazing body is now exposed to the world!

「No! Tentacles! Yes! Over here! !」

「Such…such wonderful muscle! I’m sorry, please forgive me!」

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Waaaaaaaaaaa! !

I received cheers from all of life and eternal peace is now upon the world…

You see? That’s what’ll happen.

If I have muscles, something like world peace will be a piece of cake! And that’s why… give me some of your muscles!

「Come on… just give it up, muscles don’t suit you.」

「I might be accepted by a part of the enthusiasts! 」

「Isn’t that too little? Kuishinbo」

Uggu… only those that have muscles will understand! Aah… if I had strength, then at that time…

Yeah, I know… I understand.

There are no “Ifs”. No matter how much regret I have, how much I wish… Hermit Crab-kun wouldn’t come back to life. Even If I have as much muscle as Riot, the result still wouldn’t change.

「Haa… at the very least, I want a bit more muscle.」

I breathed out a sigh while touching my squishy arm. I also want to stand in the frontline with everyone else…

「Alright! Now then, the match will now begin!」

The referee declared that the match has started. Wait… now isn’t time for that! I have to force right now! *Shine*!

「The match between team “Peachy Guardians” and team “Lovely Golems” is now beginning! I don’t need to explain the rules right?」

Both we and the other team nodded.

「Okay, then… the match begins!」

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! ! Cheers roared from the stadium.

… If I listen carefully, I can hear “Woof woof!” “Nya~n!” and “Chirp chirp!” among the cheers. It’s the support from the wild beasts.

「Go! Museru! Blow them away with your machine gun!」

Museru aimed his machine gun at one of the golem are started shooting at it. The high speed magic bullets that are being shot one after another… hits their target!

「Fufu! So you’re beginning by keeping our golems in check? Haa!」

「This only amounts to being bit by mosquitos! Fuu!」

「Against our lovely golem… it is useless! Hann!」

What! ? As I thought, a machine gun doesn’t have much power! ? I took a look at the golem that was shot at.

The muscular golem suffered no injury.

「How could this be~」

Like this, isn’t it just an ornament! ? I received a strong shock! My HP gauge is decreased to half!

However… at that moment, the golem started to move!

Thud!

It fell over. The machine gun that was used to keep the golem in check was able to defeated the golems!

The muscular golem isn’t moving a single bit. The muscle men were shocked. We were also shocked.

However… Museru and the others calmly took action.

One of the other muscular golem was struck in the face by Ishizuka while it was still confused and was thrown out of the ring.

The remaining golem was being played around by Tsutsuou… In its struggle to throw off Tsutsuou, it fell out of the ring. Shrewdly, Tsutsuou escaped by jumping back into the ring.

「Winner! Team “Peachy Guardians”!」

… We won! WE WON! !

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaa! !

Such an amazing cheer! And of course, I could hear the wild beasts’ voice as well!

In response to the cheers, Museru and the others waved their hands.

… It all happened in a single moment, as if they have planned everything beforehand…

Museru and Tsutsuou returned to Ishizuka and… bumped their fists together. Could it be that this is a plan devised by Ishizuka… ? If that’s the case… what a terrifying strategist he is! Ishizuka… a dreadful child!

「Nfufu… who’s a good boy? Ishizuka.」

「You did well! Shishiou! As expected of my child!」

Oops! I also have to go praise Museru!

「Museru! You performed excellently! You’re amazing~」

I gently pet Museru’s head. It seems to be enjoying itself!

「Ooh… My Baby, you did well! Let’s try again next time! Haa!」

「It’s fine! We can still reach higher! Shii!」

「That’s why stand back up again! Wipe away your tears! Fuun!」

The muscular ossans are giving encouraging their golems for the fight. This is somewhat nice! This is true sportsmanship!

The ossans looked at us and said,

「It is our complete defeat! Please take our regret to… Grand Golem Masters! Haa!」

「Have fun… Fuu!」

「Go for it！　Shii！」

Along with the ossans, the muscular golems also struck a pose.

「Aah, we understand! However… ossan, you’re wrong about one thing!」

Hearing my words, the ossans tilted their heads. With a full smile, I said,

「We’re all supposed to have fun until the very end!」

The ossans also replied with a smile.

「That’s right! Haa!」

「It is a long-awaited festival! Fuun!」

「We should be having fun! Nuun!」

After that, we both praised each other’s golems and exchanged a handshake. Carrying on their wishes and dreams, we’ll aim for victory. We can’t show an unsightly fight! Museru!

I once again felt the magnificence of Golem Masters…

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TL: So due to the lack of time I’ll be having from now, I’ll be dropping this. Anyone can feel free to pick this up. I’ll still translate the older chapters that were badly translated with my free time. Since I can refer to my previously translated work, it shouldn’t take that long. Its been fun translating this and I’ve learn quite a lot through the process(as you can see when comparing the earlier chapters to now). Huge thanks to FrozenInk00 for everything he did for the project. I’ll eventually be back to translation, but until then bye~

ED: the ossan and the loli… kinda like a hamster and an oversized carrot… goodluck getting rid of the image in your head now ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Also, as a note I enjoyed working on this little side project of mine together with TLer-sama and but life always gets in the way of good times, so good luck to him, hope that if someone else does pick it up they are free to find me (in nuf) and assuming i got time i’ll lend a hand as well~ till we meet again ciao~

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