Chapter 4: Prologue 4 – Please Apply

 

Instead of insane, I am bored.

I mean there is nothing there.

Maybe I have gone crazy and I just don't know it.

Oh wait something is happening?

 

[Initializing Reincarnation Interface:]

[Reading past Races:]

Elf

Drow ECL+2

Wood Elf

Human

Halfling

Kitsune ECL+2

Moon Elf

High Elf

Fairy Pixie ECL+6

[Creating 9 Races Unique Living Homunculus: ECL+8]

[total ECL+18]

 

That is not what a homunculus is!

A homunculus is a construct … I am a construct?

Help? Someone explain?

And that ECL+18 hurts just by looking at it. I mean by the time I get to lvl 2 others will be level 20.

 

[Reading past classes]

[Total Character Level: 530 ECL+18]

 

That is a lot of levels. I guess I played a lot in my life.

No wait. Why am I seeing my Dungeons and Dragons 3.5 races and classes. 

Hello someone?

Explanation?

Help?

 

[Initializing Character Creation:]

[Starting Character Creation:]

Super Heroic Character: 36 Ability Points:

Race Unique Living Homunculus ECL +8:

Subraces:

Human

Halfling

Elf

Wood Elf

Moon Elf

High Elf

Drow ECL+2

Kitsune ECL+2

Fairy Pixie ECL+6

[Alignment set to Chaotic Neutral]

[Opening Ability Interface]

Strengh: 8

Dexterity: 8

Constitution: 8

Inteligence: 8

Wisdom: 8

Charisma: 8

[Please Assign Ability Points]

 

That is a lot of Elven Races, I guess I will have a great Dexterity. Wait, my Constitution will be terrible. I will pick Drow, creepy but spellresistance is too good to skip. Kitsune would be great, but I'd prefer to stay male. I want a fluffy tail.

The pixie was crazy, but well small and fey, in some parts of the world that is worse than being a drow, I am not into being hunted to be sold into slavery.

Let's plan for worst case and all races apply completely, all bonuses and penalties? That will be interesting, wonder if things will stack.

 

[Please Assign Ability Points]

[Racial Ability modifiers applied]

Str: -2

Dex: 36

Con: 7

Int: 22

Wis: 16

Cha: 15

Nooo Str-2. I am going to die!!!!

...

Again?

And you can't be more than one race with full bonuses! That is why you pick one race only … unless you reincarnate through a druid, but then your change races. It does not add the race it replaces it!

And here you are breaking the rules as you want by calling it a homunculus!

And killing me by not letting redo my stats.

[Applying Inherent Bonuses +6]

Str: -2 => 4

Dex: 35 => 41

Con: 7 => 13

Int: 20 => 26

Wis: 15 => 21

Cha: 15 => 21

[Abilities have been set]

[Racial Size Determination:]

[Determining Racial Sizes:]

[Height set to 141cm]

[Racial Size set to Medium

[Gender set to Female]

[Sexuality set to Lesbian]

 

Saved!

Str is only 4 but that is enough till I can dump some statt points inside. My starting Int is very good, but my Dex reduces me to cloth only. Unless I find some light armor without a max Dex Bonus. … wait I am way to much into this, it is the only thing I can do so I guess it is fine..

 

Wait brain, stop!

What the hell is going on?

Why am I seeing a D&D Character creation?

Why am I so calm?

Why is almost everything being decided for me?

Why am I female?

I want to redo my abilities!!

Make me male!!!

Someone fucking explain what is going on!!!!

 

[Applying Race Unique Living Homunculus:]

Unique Living Homunculus: Allows several Races with full Race benefits and Demerits

Race created by greater Deities to make the impossible possible

Setting Base Speed to 40

Setting colours to Albino

For racial effects all races apply

[Unique Living Homunculus creation completed]

 

I forgot how much impact Races can have Skill and Ability wise.

And really? I count as human, elf, halfling and fey?

Base Speed 40 is nice, but why am I suddenly an albino? I mean really that is a pain! Weak to sun, easy sunburns and I am all white!

I want to pick my colours!

 

[Starting Class interface:]

[Loading Classes]

[Applying Base Classes]

[Applying Class: Ranger 73]

[Character Level 0 => Character Level, Ranger 1]

[Please choose Starting Feat]

Daylight Adaptation

[Please choose Human Bonus Starting Feat]

Slender

[Please choose Favoured Enemy]

Beastgirl

[Please Apply Skill Points]

 

Uhh Hello? I mean sure Daylight Adaptation is a must but why Slender? And what the hell does it do?

And why Beastgirls? Humans are a much better Favoured enemy, there are so many of them.

I suddenly feel thinner. How does that work, I don't have a body yet, or can't feel it.

Finally something I can do again, let's see, Skill points, I think this looks good.

 

[Level 1 Ranger applied]

[Character Level 1, Ranger 1 => Character Level 2, Ranger 2]

[Character Level 2, Ranger 2 => Character Level 3, Ranger 3]

 

To not kill the readers from boredom, this has been shortened to levels and moments that are worth mentioning.

The glossary will be filled in for the non RPG Players bit by bit. Anyone wanting more info can google, or ask in the comments and Discord.

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Level 3 Level Feat: "Nymph's Kiss" get! More Skill Points get, wait I am fey and now count as Fey for other Fey too? … Whatever, Bonus Skill Points are sweet, pity skills are so underrated.

 

Level 4 Ability Increase: Strength, yes more Strength!!!

 

Level 4 Ranger Path Skill: No I didn't want an Animal Companion. I wanted the Distracting Shot!

 

Level 5 Ranger 2nd Favoured Enemy: "Elven Maidens" Hello, I am supposed to pick, not you!

 

Level 6 Level Feat: Time to improve my bow combat.

 

Level 10 Ranger 3rd Favoured Enemy: "Human Maidens" At least that autoapply did something worth mention this time. Stop stacking the bonuses on the beastgirls only.

 

Level 15 Ranger 4th Favoured Enemy: "Sex and Lust Demons" No! Nope! That is not a valid category!! I mean off hand I can only remember the succubus, so that is a total waste! She is covered by the evil outsiders.

 

Level 20 Ranger 5th Favoured Enemy: "Noble Maiden" What the hell? That can't be valid! That is like saying Female Casters!

 

Level 21 Level Feat: Oh Epic Feats! Need other things first though.

 

Level 25 Ranger 6th Favoured Enemy: "Maiden Caster" I did not mean that as a Challenge!!!

 

Level 30 Ranger 7th Favoured Enemy: Yes!! I can finally pick my Enemies!

 

I can't remember how many levels that was! Does that mean I need to pick what little I can for all my classes? I am already getting bored.

 

Wait I had Tessen as Racial Weapon … instead of daggers  dual wielding fans? … me wants!

I should probably take dagger too.

 

…

 

[Finished Applying Class: Ranger 73]

[Applying Class: Rogue 72]

 

Nooo, please don't! I need a break!!! Well at least Rogue has some fun stuff.

 

[Finished Applying Class: Rogue 72]

[Applying Class: Sorcerer 39]

 

Totally going Metamagic Specialist! Wait, I have access to the unofficial sex spells? No don't get tempted … I got tempted. Guess I need more spells known. 

 

[Finished Applying Class: Sorcerer 39]

[Applying Class: Fighter 37]

 

Lets upgrade all combat styles, and weapon types. Improved Unarmed Strike so I can do damage even without a weapon is a good idea too.

 

[Finished Applying Class: Fighter 37]

[Applying Class: Druid 30]

 

At least the animal companions can be stacked with the feats. Ohh I want the Elemental companion! Or maybe a fluffy one … I can't decide.

 

Wait wit .... A Thousand Faces … For me it is a physical instead of a glamour .... hehe … I can get my penis back! Well at least on a temporary basis.

 

[Finished Applying Class: Druid 30]

[Applying Class: Cleric 23]

[Choose your Deity:]

 

As far as Deities go, there is only one choice.

 

[Your Deity has been set to Tamano no Mae]

Deity: Tamano no Mae

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Alignment: Chaotic Neutral

Domains: Luck, Balance, Illusion, Portal, Spell, Pleasure

Favoured Races: Kitsune, Nekomimi , Beastmen

Description: Tamano no Mae, wrongly called the seductress, transdimensional deity, fond of sake, hot springs, shrines, fluffy lovers, likes fun, loyalty

Anathema: Stress, needless cruelty, greed, true evil

 

Domains get. Can't remember playing that much cleric though … Well I can turn some undead now. Finally … what the hell is it with that feat? Rogue and Cleric stack for sneak attack and turning??? Must get!

 

[Finished Applying Class: Cleric 23]

[Applying Class: Shrine Maiden 20]

 

More Homebrew. However a Miko fits a kitsune much better than a Cleric does. This is my Favourite Divine Caster class I guess.

 

[Finished Applying Class: Shrine Maiden 20]

[Applying Class: Warmage 19]

 

Ohh Damage bonus to spells, I am making this one combat spells only.

 

[Finished Applying Class: Warmage 19]

[Applying Class: Bard 15]

 

With the power of rock 'n' roll! So many bard feats but so few bard levels … lets ignore it … mostly.

 

[Finished Applying Class: Bard 15]

[Applying Class: Wizard 13]

 

Only 13 Levels worth, ohh, Prank spells, and other ones that are not so reliant on the Caster Level, maybe a few more Sex spells for fun?

 

[Finished Applying Class: Wizard 13]

[Applying Class: Scout 10]

 

That was an interesting class, wish my wizard levels were Scout Levels instead.

 

[Finished Applying Class: Scout 10]

[Finished Applying Base Classes]

[Applying Prestige Classes]

[Applying Prestige Class: Arcane Archer 32]

 

I wish I had more levels in that. Best ranged class ever!

 

[Finished Applying Prestige Class: Arcane Archer 32]

[Applying Prestige Class: Temple Raider of Ohlimadara 30] [Error: Overruled by Deity Tamano no Mae]

[Renaming Prestige Class Temple Raider of Ohlimadara to Temple Raider of Tamano no Mae]

[Applying Prestige Class: Temple Raider of Tamano no Mae]

 

…

Thank you? I like the new name much better.

I totally approve of the changes.

So Tamano no Mae is watching me? All Hail the Tail!

 

[Finished Applying Prestige Class: Temple Raider of Tamano no Mae 30]

[Applying Prestige Class: Wildmage 29]

 

Best Magic Class ever. Or most amusing. Most random one for sure.

 

[Finished Applying Prestige Class: Wildmage 29]

[Applying Prestige Class: Order of the Bow Initiate 20]

 

This one has good Skills. Stacks nicely with the Arcane Archer too.

 

[Finished Applying Prestige Class: Order of the Bow Initiate 20]

[Applying Prestige Class: Seeker of the Mystic Isle 20]

[Please choose which Class gains the divine Caster Class Levels]

[Shrine Maiden chosen]

 

I should be the one to pick? But it is fine I would have done the same. More Domains, always useful.

 

[Finished Applying Prestige Class: Seeker of the Mystic Isle 20]

[Applying Prestige Class: Mystic Theurge]

[Please choose which Class gains the divine Caster Class Levels]

[Shrine Maiden chosen]

[Please choose which Class gains the arcane Caster Class Levels]

[Sorcerer chosen]

 

Spontaneous Casting is the best. Guess I am going full Shrine Maiden otherwise.

 

[Finished Applying Prestige Class:Mystic Theurge 10]

[Applying Prestige Class: Shadowdancer 10]

 

I like this class! One of my Favourites I never got to play enough.

 

[Finished Applying Prestige Class: Shadowdancer 10]

[Applying Prestige Class: Tempest: 5]

 

Two Weapon upgrade! Best Class for two weapon combat bonus wise.

 

[Finished Applying Prestige Class: Tempest 5]

[Applying Prestige Class: Thief-Acrobat 5]

 

Agility wise one of the best classes.

 

[Finished Applying Prestige Class: Thief-Acrobat 5]

[Applying Prestige Class: Sanctified One 5]

 

Ohh some fun bonuses! Love the Not the Face skill, most amusing name ever.

 

[Finished Applying Prestige Class: Sanctified One 5]

[Applying Prestige Class: Fortune's Friend 5]

[Please choose which Class gains the Caster Class Levels]

[Shrine Maiden chosen]

 

Being called Lucky gets a new meaning … maybe I can change it to get lucky.

 

[Finished Applying Prestige Class: Fortune's Friend 5]

[Applying Prestige Class: Warshaper 5]

 

Ohh totally forgot that, Wild Shape upgrade. Love the move organs and Fast Healing too.

 

[Finished Applying Prestige Class: Warshaper 5]

[Applying Prestige Class: Magical Trickster 3]

[Please choose which Class gains the Caster Class Levels]

[Sorcerer chosen]

 

Tama didn't pick Miko? Maybe the trickster feeling is not to her taste.

 

[Finished Applying Prestige Class: Magical Trickster 3]

[Applying Prestige Class: Wayfarer Guide 3]

[Please choose which Class gains the Caster Class Levels]

[Sorcerer chosen]

 

I mean I wanted to pick Sorcerer, But still feels weird to get it picked for me

 

[Finished Applying Prestige Class: Wayfarer Guide 3]

[Finished Applying Prestige Classes]

[Finished Applying Classes]

[Changing ears to Fox Ears]

[Growing Tail]

[Growing Hair length to ankles]

[Setting Wings to Hidden as standard]

[Growing body to 141cm]

[Applying Mark of Tamano no Mae: Tama's Ribbon][Permanent]

[Calculating Maximum Age]

[Adulthood set to 805 years]

[Character Age set to 14 years]

[Calculating Size to age correlation]

[Size equivalent to 12 human years]

[Physical Aging has been stopped until reaching 644 years]

 

I am fine with the Kitsune shape, fluffy tail get, I hope it is long enough so I can cuddle it.

But the age!!

What do you mean my physical age is 12?

Why am I a loli????

I demand a refund!!!

And I am not aging for over 600 years!!!

 

[Calculating Multiclass XP Penalty]

[Reading Base Classes]

Ranger

Rogue

Sorcerer

Fighter

Druid

Cleric

Miko

Warmage

Bard

Wizard

Scout

[11 Base Classes found]

 

Are you kidding me?

Not only I am too high level got XP from mobs, I get no xp at all now?

 

[Applying Favoured Classes]

Ranger

Rogue

Sorcerer

Miko

Wizard

Fighter

[5 Favoured Classes Found]

[6 Non Favoured Classes Found]

[Applying 120% XP Penalty]

 

Noooooooo

 

[Applying Tome of Greater Learning: +30% XP]

[Applying Epic Tome of Greater Learning: +50% XP]

[Total XP Penalty: -40%]

 

Wait wait wait … Ooohhhhh, DDO saved me again!

 

[Calculating XP]

[Calculating ECL]

Character Level 531 + ECL +18 = 549

Required XP 150,426,000

[Setting XP to 150,426,001]

 

Are you kidding me?

I get 1 XP extra? But I wanted to Craft my Equipment!

I am not going to delevel myself to make items. I need more XP!

It is only 549.000 xp till next level, and you give me 1 xp?

I want a refund.

 

…

 

Silence?

Are we done?

Hello?

Anyone?

Something?

 

…

 

Uhh, I feel sick …

What the Hell?

What is going on?

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