Chapter 281: Horny Chat

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Hector Prime got up in shock. "What could kill him? Wait a minute. I can find the answer easily."

Hector used the infinity stones to look in the past at the battlefield and even edited out the full blast to see it clearly.

BOOM!

Soon, he was seen slamming his fist into the table in anger. "These fuckers, of all times, they found this moment to come here and mess around. Hulk is not dead, Kennedy. He's just been captured by beings so powerful that even the top god of this universe is nothing for them."

Kennedy gulped his saliva nervously. "Who are they?"

"An alien race called the Beyonders, so technologically advanced that they can travel in time and multiverse at their wish. Not only that, they are not even from this multiverse; they just come out of some random place.

"The Beyonders were created by the Celestials in order to keep maintenance of the multiverse, the Second Cosmos, following the Celestial War. After the death of the Second Cosmos, the Beyonders watched over the Multiverses that came after in the Second Cosmos' remnants, outside the subsequent Multiverses." Hector Prime explained in annoyance.

"Can't you stop them?" Kennedy asked.

Hector Prime caressed his fine manly beard as he wondered about that. "I should be able to do it with my omniversal powers... but I'm afraid that would fasten the effect of my existence on the world, and that would result in me having to leave early. I also got enough help here, so I got this covered too."

All the other Hectors clasped each other's hands to show how strong their brotherhood was. They were just themselves, in reality. It was hard to explain what was happening, but the world had gone to the crazies. That was clear.

Hector Prime was against helping right now, however. "I can't go there and make a move now. I have some more work to do, and once I know I have done everything, I will straight up go and end the war."

"Fine by me." Kennedy closed the files and started to leave.

But Hector ordered something that stopped Kennedy on his way and made him go sad beyond what words could describe. "Start preparing for my funeral... I'm sure they don't make caskets of my size."

Kennedy's face turned into a crying one in an instant. "Fuck! I'm not ready to see you die yet..."

Hector chuckled. "It's all right, buddy. I will only be leaving this husk behind and returning to the Omniversal hell as a worker there. Also, when you're done with things here and die, join me up there. I will invite you to my hell and make you a demon. Both us brothers will then torture Hitler for fun. Even Ted Bundy is there. He gets anal swabbed by hot women with 100-inch dongs. Fool falls for it every time."

(￣▽￣)"

"Really? Hell sounds like a fun place then."

Hector chuckled. "Only when you're not on the receiving end. Anyway, get back to work. I have a live stream to do. It's the best way to get my voice out to commoners."

"Commoners?"

"I mean, people who don't watch television. Honestly, nobody really watches it anymore. Most people just turn it on in the background to not feel lonely at home." Hector shrugged and soon started his stream.

However, his brows furrowed as soon as he saw the live chat.

"Where is mommy?"

"My lady?"

"Mommy?"

"Step on me!"

"Crush me between your thighs!"

Hector boomed angrily. "What is this fatherless behaviour? Anyone who calls Diana that again will be banned from the chat."

[Thothunter has been banned. Cuntbane has been banned. Pussytart has been banned. Cumdrinker has been banned. Thickdickinass has been banned. Incetiswincest is banned. Lordofcocks has been banned. Grandpaswhore has been banned.]

Hector then started his normal stream as the viewer count slowly climbed to 200 million, and a lot of other large streamers started raiding his stream and watch along.

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"What does Pog mean?" Hector asked after seeing too many POGs in capital letters.

Soon, Hector was taught by the chat that it was used to denote excitement.

"What are you all excited about? I have not even started yet. Anyway, let me start with the official announcement that from today, real universal currency, called the Universal Credit, will be traded on Earth too. At the moment, it will be its own separate thing, but slowly it will be pegged with Earth's currency... No, you can not buy an alien sex robot with it... good god, why are you all so horny?"

Hector was talking and scolding at the same time, yet the people just laughed and loved it more. As a result, the view count only kept increasing and eventually reached two billion, a number that won't ever be broken again by any one person.

"Anyway, I am also announcing the resolution of the United States of America boundary, along with all the members of the United Terra. From now on, there will be no borders between nations... we're all citizens of the world—of course, except those fighting us right now."

"So, coming to my last few announcements. From now on, all schools and colleges shall offer free healthy meals to kids studying. This is to ensure all kids get equal health opportunities to grow.

"Also, I want you all to watch this video first."

All of a sudden, Hector disappeared from the screen, and a short movie started playing. The name of it was called Homeless, and the first scene showed a cute little puppy, none other than Michu, sitting by the road between the dumpsters, looking dirty and scared.

He stared at the big moving cars, bikes, and people in confusion and fear. He wanted to cross the road, because fear was too much. Still, he gathered some courage and tried to move.

The little Puppy was clearly a stray from the looks of it. Then, a sudden skid of a car came, and the screen turned black. Everyone thought the pup had died as the chat was full of crying emojis, but then the scene continued, and Moony appeared to have stopped the coming car like a superhero.

Then, the scene changed to Moony and Michu walking together, the little pup being extremely happy as he barked cutely and jumped around Moony.

The words appeared on the screen. "All dogs deserve a home... and cats too. Be a Moony in their lives, care for the strays, and adopt one."

Then Hector's face appeared again. "All those who harm animals or abandon them from now on shall get a year-long prison sentence, non-bailable. The law has been taken up by the UN as well and will be in the new Earth Constitution."

The people were baffled by this, however—such a big punishment for something so small. But, to Hector, it was not small, as Moony was like his son to him. And to see even a single dog cry in fear was heartbreaking. Sure, he may come out as a dictator by these small things, but he didn't care anymore.

"Well, take care, and I will see you again later. Got work to do, war to win."

As he ended his stream, he looked at the side and noticed Moony, Fenris, and Michu being in the office and playing with another Hector.

Hector prime chuckled and nodded. 'Yes, all dogs deserve a home.'

But, what he didn't notice was the fact that the announcements he made were all so big, yet he made them as if they were nothing but just the decision to eat something at dinner.

What he said with a plain face dropped many jaws and angered a few patriotic folks too. But Hector didn't care at this point. He had a plan to get everyone in line.

...

Somewhere on Earth.

"It's time... we must meet him."

"Are you sure, Ajak? Because he's a pretty powerful guy, he can erase us in an instant." Said Kingo.

Sersei agreed with that sentiment. "Why are we even seeking him?"

"For purpose—let me tell you about our origin and what happened out there." Ajak decided to reveal to them their real past and also that all Celestials were dead.

Eventually, her words ended up shocking all of them. Some even went so mad they just left to get fresh air. It turned out they were just puppets, and now even the puppetmaster was gone, and they had no purpose.

"And since it was the President who killed all these celestials, I think he deserves to know we exist. He's the ruler of the universe."

"Let's go then," Gilgamesh added, not elaborating more.

"I'm his fan. Let's go." Kingo giggled like a schoolgirl.

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