Chapter 201: 200

“Really! Kawaki-sama has brought a lot of guests!”

“We will work hard!”

Looking at the courtesans’ excited faces, the corners of Toshiro’s eyes twitched.

…

Several booths were filled with Shinsengumi’s members and courtesans.

“What? Not bad, right?” Kawaki said with a smile, “This is the only shop to have this kind of service in the entire Edo!”

“Yes.” Shige Shige replied with a smile and then looked at the courtesans who were flattering and joking with the Shinsengumi’s members, “It is indeed a unique one. It has been a long time since I have seen such a happy scene.”

“Hey, you, don’t just focus on that side,” Kawaki shouted at the women and then pointed to Shige Shige, “This is also a very important guest.”

The courtesan’s disgusted gazes did not escape Toshiro and Shige Shige.

“Hey, why do you look so disgusted? Serving our lord is a glory that you can boast for a lifetime!” Toshiro scolded.

“Because… it looks disgusting.” A courtesan explained.

“After a thorough search, his entire body was covered with mayonnaise and looks super nauseating.”

“Anyway, that’s going too far. His whole body is covered with mayonnaise.”

Listening to the explanation of the group of women, the veins on Toshiro’s face began to throb, “The one who should be disgusted should be us! Do you have the qualifications to feel disgusted with others?! Also… What’s wrong with mayonnaise? Mayonnaise is the best food in the world!”

“So didn’t I say it already?” Kawaki waved his hand and complained, “No matter what, it’s too much to be covered with mayonnaise.”

“Hey, little brother, do you like ugly girls too?” Zenzou held the two special-looking girls and came to Kawaki and Shige Shige’s booth and sat down.

“You’re here too,” Kawaki smiled and greeted Zenzou, “But you have to restrain yourself a little. I heard that you have been here for a month in a row.”

“Because…” Zenzou looked affectionately at the two women in his arms, “I can’t eat enough of what I like~.”

“Haha, as expected of you.” Kawaki laughed, then picked up the tissue on the table and handed it to Shige Shige, “Use this to wipe the mayonnaise off. I know you want to play too, right? Don’t be shy.”

“Kawaki-san…” Shige Shige looked at Kawaki with a touched face.

A few minutes later, Shige Shige wiped off mayonnaise’s body.

“It looks a lot more normal.” Kawaki nodded, then reached out to call a few girls, pointed to Shige Shige, and ordered, “Have a good time with this little brother.”

“YESSS!”

“But don’t go too far. This little brother is… his first time~” After saying that, Kawaki stood up, “Then, I won’t disturb you. It’s my turn to be on duty today~.”

“Isn’t Kawaki-sama here to play?” A courtesan said with a face full of regret.

“Because it’s Tsukki rests today, so there’s no other way .” Kawaki curled his lips and replied, “You have to work hard~.”

“YESS~ Kawaki-sama should also work hard~.”

…

Kawaki had just stepped out of the ugly girls club.

He met Tsukuyo, who was on his rest day but was actually patrolling Yoshiwara.

“What are you doing here?” Tsukuyo asked, suppressing the anger in her heart, “What about your job?”

“Well, don’t be so angry,” Kawaki waved his hand with a look of disapproval on his face, “It’s just to pull a few customers into the store. I leave the work to Hyakka.”

“Guests?” Tsukuyo was puzzled. Then, she glanced at the store. She then saw that the Shinsengumi members had already been tortured to the point of no return. Especially a few Shinsengumi members, who leaned against the wall and vomited all over the ground.

“Hey, if you mess with them like this, Yoshiwara might suffer some revenge.” Tsukuyo kindly reminded him.

“No, no, how could that be?” Kawaki retorted, “I’m trying to make them relax a little. They can’t thank me enough. How could they do such a thing?”

“Boss, I can’t take it anymore.” Sogo said as he staggered up from the shop, “I don’t think my level is high enough… Is there any church that can help me get my HP back?”

“The church…” Kawaki propped up his chin and pondered for a moment. Then, with a flash of inspiration, he took out a few S&M Club discount coupons from his bosom, “If it’s Sogo-kun, this place should be equivalent to the church.”

“Ah, the one who understands me the most is the boss.” After saying that, Sogo took the coupons and walked directly to the address of the shop written on the coupons.

Then, Toshiro staggered out with his hands on the wall. Then, he took out a bottle of mayonnaise from his bosom, opened the lid, and sucked it all into his stomach in one breath.

“I’m saved…” Toshiro said with lingering fear, “Almost got killed…”

“Is mayonnaise an HP recovery medicine to you?” Kawaki said expressionlessly.

“Oh right, I have something to ask you.” Toshiro walked up to Kawaki and looked straight into his eyes, “[That] was destroyed by you, right?

“What is that? Is it your mayonnaise?” Kawaki asked doubtfully.

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“Stop acting dumb!” Toshiro cursed. Then, he took out a cigarette from his pocket and lit it, “Dr. Hiyashi’s research data was broken by you, right?”

“Dr. Hiyashi? Who is that?” Kawaki was puzzled, “If you are talking about Dr. Gero, I know.”

“Bakufu took over Dr. Hiyashi’s research after the robot maid turmoil, but…” Ignoring Kawaki’s nonsense, Toshiro puffed out smoke and continued, “All the research materials that can be destroyed have been destroyed. The only thing left is an empty laboratory. I really can’t think of anyone who can move faster than Bakufu.”

“I don’t know what you are talking about,” Kawaki said with an innocent face.

“This is the only thing I hate!” Toshiro spat, “Forget it; this is not a bad thing. There are a few old foxes in Bakufu. I don’t know where they heard that they could transfer their souls to robots to achieve eternal life… Let’s not talk about superfluous things, you should already understand it, but it is a good thing. At least they can extinguish their unnecessary ambitions.”

“I don’t understand a single word of what you’re saying.” Kawaki sighed.

“What an annoying person,” Toshiro snorted, “But I should still say thank you. As a reward, I concealed the existence of that green-haired girl. Bakufu does not know of her existence.”

After that, Toshiro stepped into the shop again.

“Hey, are you hiding something from me?” Tsukuyo glanced at Kawaki and asked.

Kawaki smiled and said nothing. He turned around and left. Tsukuyo thought for a moment and followed him.

However, before Kawaki and Tsukuyo had gone far, Toshiro’s voice came from behind them again, “That… the free mayonnaise coupon for three days you gave last time, is it true?! Can we go now?!”

Kawaki, “…”

Tsukuyo, “…”

…

The ugly girls club.

All the courtesan had drunk too much and was lying on the ground and sleeping. The Shinsengumi members had also been tortured by these women to the point of unconsciousness.

Only Shige Shige and Zenzou, who were wearing only a pair of briefs, were awake in the entire store.

“It’s really been a long time, Zenzou.” Shige Shige said as he poured a glass of wine into the wine cup in front of him.

“Sincerely and frightened, I didn’t think that my lord would still remember a small fry like me.” Zenzou chuckled and replied, “Then, how was it? This Yoshiwara and that man.”

“Well, it’s completely different from what I imagined,” Shige Shige continued, “I once heard that Yoshiwara was like a prison for women, but… now it seems that my thinking is narrow because… from their eyes, I see freedom, the kind of undisguised freedom. Also, that Kawaki-san is also a very interesting person.”

“Ah, he is indeed a very interesting person.” Zenzou sipped some wine.

“When I saw Yoshiwara, I was thinking how good it would be if this country became like this.” Shige Shige’s eyes were full of hope, “If only everyone in this country was as free as this. How good would it be if everyone was their king? If only I could save this country like how Kawaki-san saved Yoshiwara…”

“As expected of my lord. It is different from what we commoners think.” Zenzou smiled, “But there might really be that day. I’m really looking forward to it.”

“Yes…” Shige Shige stood up and said, “I’m already very satisfied today. I hope that I can come here next time and… meet an old friend I haven’t seen in a long time.”

Zenzou smiled and said nothing.

…

On Yoshiwara street.

“I keep feeling that something is wrong with our lord,” Toshiro muttered, “I keep feeling that something is wrong,”

“What are you talking about? It is exactly the same as usual.” Kondo retorted, “And even if it is very unusual, it is normal, right? After all, our lord may have become a real man! In short, today’s bodyguard work has been completed perfectly!”

“I always feel that you are a little abnormal, Kondo-san…” Toshiro murmured, supporting his chin, “Have I been in love with mayonnaise for too long?”

“It’s just because you are too tense.” Kondo replied, “Our lord is no different from usual!”

“No, no, no, really, I really feel that there is a sense of disharmony.” Toshiro retorted, “And I always feel that the courtesan on the roadside store looks at us strangely.”

“Um… Deputy Chief,” Yamazaki reminded him in a low voice, “I think it’s because of that…”

“That what? What reason?” Toshiro asked in confusion.

“Because Chief is now completely naked, and Shogun is also completely naked apart from wearing briefs.”

“Right!!!” Only then did Toshiro react, and then the cold sweat on his face covered his entire face, “In that case… did we take a completely naked gorilla and the nearly naked Shogun to wander on Yoshiwara street?!”

“I always feel very comfortable. Except for the thighs, the rest of the body does not feel restrained at all.” Shige Shige said with a smile.

“It seems that my lord’s level is still a bit low. I feel that there is no restriction on my entire body.” Kondo crossed his arms and replied seriously.

‘Hey! Who is going to remind the two of them!’ Toshiro wailed in his heart.

“That makes sense. Let’s come here again next time.” Shige Shige suggested.

“It seems that my lord is also a man.” Kondo held his hands and chuckled, “Then let Shinsengumi do the escort work next time.”

“Okay, then I’ll leave it to you.”

(Shogun’s first appearance, End.)

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