Chapter 220: 219

After saying that, the Shinsengumi’s group left in an orderly manner.

“Gin-san, did you hear “my lord” just now?” Shinpachi asked Gintoki in a low voice with an expressionless face.

“I heard it,” Gintoki waved his hand, his face unconcerned, “After all, this young man is with Kawaki. Although Kawaki looks like a fool, no matter what, he can’t drink with Shogun in the bar, right? You should know that that fool was also a Jouishishi. Have you ever seen Jouishishi drinking with the Shogun in the world? It was impossible.”

“That makes sense.” Shinpachi smiled awkwardly, “No matter what, it is impossible for Kawaki-san to know the Shogun.”

Gintoki nodded.

“No! This is not the worst!” Shinpachi finally reacted. Looking at Kawaki, who was constantly glancing at them, he whispered, “Isn’t Kawaki-san the worst?! If we are recognized by Kawaki-san… it will be very embarrassing!”

“You can rest assured about this.” Gintoki crossed his arms and said casually, “That idiot definitely won’t recognize it! Because… he is a big idiot.”

“I feel that your words are very rude…” Shinpachi muttered.

…

On the booth, Kawaki and Shige Shige sat together. Shige Shige was expressionless, but anyone could see that he was nervous. Kawaki, who was at the side, was also holding his hands and frowning. No one knew what he was thinking.

“Kawaki-san? What’s wrong?” Shige Shige looked at Kawaki and asked.

“Ah!” Only then did Kawaki come back to his senses. He glanced at the surrounding cabaret hostesses and propped up his chin as he muttered, “It always feels familiar with the ladies here, and…”

“And?”

“Ah, I always feel that there is something wrong with their Oppai aura…” Kawaki nodded and continued.

Shinpachi: Gin-san, this person has started again…

Gintoki: Yes…

“Oppai aura?” Shige Shige was puzzled, “The so-called Oppai means?”

“Oppai aura!” Kawaki nodded and continued, “Although there seem to be six ladies here, I don’t know if it is my illusion, but I only felt two Oppai auras… The rest…”

Before he could finish, Otae smiled and elbowed Kawaki in the face. She then said with a fake smile, “What did you mean by that?”

“Ah, maybe I felt wrong…” Kawaki said, covering his nose that was bleeding.

Gintoki/ Shinpachi: Serves you right!

“How loathsome, to actually have a nosebleed because of the other people~.” Otae covered her mouth and said with a blushing face.

“That…” Kawaki raised his hand and shouted, “Waiter-san! Please replace this one for me!”

“I’m really sorry,” Otae, who had veins popping out but still had a smile on her face, once again gave Kawaki an elbow strike. However, this time, it actually hit Kawaki in the stomach, “Today, there are only these young ladies here~ Even the store manager is not here~ Otherwise, do you think you can be allowed to enter this store? Blacklist-san?”

Kawaki covered his stomach and lay on the table.

The pain made him break out in cold sweat.

“This little brother,” Matsudaira smiled and said, “A good woman can’t be judged only by their breast!”

Everyone nodded.

“It should be his butt!” Matsudaira spat out the latter half of his sentence.

Everyone: No way! You are no different from him!

“Well, Sho-chan, just relax today.” After saying that, Matsudaira spread out his hands and lay on the sofa, looking sleepy.

“Gin-san, did he just say that he was a Sho-chan? Did he say it?” Shinpachi whispered to Gintoki.

“Yes, he did say a Sho-chan,” Gintoki replied, “But you don’t have to pay too much attention to it. Perhaps it’s just a nickname.”

“You’re right.” The corners of Shinpachi’s mouth curled into a smile.

“Sho-chan? What a cute nickname~” As she spoke, Otae poured a cup of wine into the cup in Shige Shige’s hand, “But can you tell me your real name? I really want to know~.”

“The Seii Taishogun, Shige Shige Tokugawa! Since I’m the Shogun, you can just call me Sho-chan.” Shige Shige replied seriously.

Come on. You like telling jokes, don’t you?” Otae asked with a smile, “May I ask what you do for a living?”

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“So, I just said I’m the Seii Taishogun,” Shige Shige replied with a serious face.

“Really, are you fooling me again? You are really funny~” Otae covered her mouth and laughed.

When Gintoki and Shinpachi heard this, their faces were completely black.

“I didn’t expect that you, Sho-chan, also have a talent for jokes.” Kawaki also laughed, “This ability to tell jokes in a serious manner is incredible. It seems that I don’t need to teach you anymore.”

‘This guy is really a hopeless big idiot!’ Shinpachi and Gintoki thought in their hearts.

‘What should we do? Gin-san? What should we do?’ Shinpachi looked at Gintoki with bloodshot eyes, ‘This guy is really the real Seii Taishogun! What should we do?!’

‘Don’t panic! Shinpachi!’ Gintoki returned a look at Shinpachi. ‘Calm down! In short, let’s get an autograph first! But there is no paper right now. Let’s use this instead…’

Seeing Gintoki trembling as he picked up the inflatable cushion beside him, Shinpachi hurriedly stopped him.

‘You should be more clear-headed!’ Shinpachi hurriedly stopped him, staring at his big red eyes, ‘In front of Shogun, how can such a slippery cushion be taken out!’

‘Calm down!’ Gintoki put down the cushion in his hand and grabbed Shinpachi’s shoulder. His eyes were bloodshot, ‘Listen to me! Pachie! If we do a good job this time, we will definitely get big money! Although the risk is relatively high, if something goes wrong, we may lose our head!’

‘I just said calm down! Are you only after the money?!’ Shinpachi roared in his heart and then looked at Kawaki beside him, ‘If Kawaki-san is here, things will definitely get worse! I feel like my head is hanging!’

“These two have been staring at each other since just now. It looks really disgusting.” Kawaki pointed at Shinpachi and Gintoki, then looked at Otae and said, “Can you call these two people down? Especially this four-eyed girl with braids. Why is she looking at me like that?! It’s really… super disgusting.”

“What did you say!” Shinpachi instantly exploded, “Don’t look down on braids! Although it looks rustic and inconspicuous in class, after polishing, it will become a primitive beauty that emits a dazzling light! ! They are the most popular among men!”

“Huh? Do you think you are Aya-chan?” Kawaki spat in disdain. 

(Aya-chan: Tojo Aya in Ichogo 100%.)

Hearing this, Shinpachi couldn’t help but want to pick up the bottle on the table and smash it to Kawaki’s head, but he was stopped by Gintoki.

“Calm down, Pachie!” Gintoki said quickly, “Even if you have been polished, you’re nothing more than a rusted bicycle bell!”

Watching Shinpachi and Gintoki fight, Kawaki couldn’t help but take out his mobile phone and snap a few pictures of them.

“What are you doing? Kawaki-san?” Otae was puzzled.

“Ah, I just think that the ugly face of a woman is really interesting. So I want to take a picture and save it.” Kawaki explained with a smile.

“Pachie, don’t stop me. Let me kill him!” As he spoke, Gintoki directly stood up with the wine bottle in hand.

However… this time, Gintoki was firmly stopped by Shinpachi.

“Calm down! Paako!” Shinpachi whispered into Gintoki’s ear, “Kawaki-san is like this! He is a sadist! He is even worse than Okita-san!”

“Tsk!” Gintoki spat and sat down again.

“It’s meaningless to drink like this.” Looking at Shige Shige, who was about to get drunk, Kawaki smiled and suggested, “Why don’t we play a game?”

“Game?” Otae blushed instantly, “Really, Kawaki-san. Our shop is not like Yoshiwara’s shop. You must be thinking about erotic things, right?”

“No, I have no interest in you. Please rest assured.” Kawaki raised his hand without hesitation.

“What do you mean by not interested?” Otae asked with a smile.

“That means my counting stick doesn’t react at all in front of you…” Before Kawaki could finish speaking, Otae had already pressed Kawaki’s head on the table, and the entire table was broken into pieces.

After doing all of this, Otae revealed a look of concern. She covered her mouth with one hand and said, “Oh my, I didn’t expect Kawaki-san to have such sickness. This sickness can’t be neglected~ You have to go to the hospital for a check-up. If it really can’t be cured, cut it early.”

Kawaki got up, picked up a tissue, and wiped the blood from his forehead. Then he sighed and said earnestly, “I don’t care, but this is the first time Sho-chan has come to this kind of place. At least he should have fun, right?”

“That makes sense.” Gintoki quickly nodded and agreed, “At least let Sho-chan have fun!”

“En!” Shinpachi also nodded, “That makes sense. You should satisfy the guests who came here for the first time. Sho-chan, do you want to play games?”

“Can I?” Shige Shige asked, a little embarrassed.

“Of course! Tonight, you can play any game you want!” Gintoki quickly replied, “Even the R18 game can be done!”

Hearing this, blood gushed out from Shige Shige’s nose.

“Gin-san, the Shogun seems to be looking forward to it too much…” Shinpachi complained in a low voice.

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