"Aah~ it's summer break in three days, aah~." (Tachibana)
Sweat beading on my forehead at lunchbreak. The classroom is filled with heat.
With some noisy cicadas are shaking my eardrums, Tachibana, who comes to my seat as usual, mutters lazily.
Saito, who's sitting on a borrowed chair in front of me, says in a happy-go-lucky tone, "You're right~".
"Hey Saito. Do you have any plans for summer break?" (Tachibana)
"What are you talking about, Tachibana-kun? Of course I have." (Saito)
"Hooo. What is it?" (Tachibana)
"First, I'm going to reread the latest issue LNs, then I'm going to watch anime, go to the movies, etcetera...... There are so many things to do!" (Saito)
"Isn't it the same as last year." (Tachibana)
"Ckck, boy, that's not quite right wording. The correct is the same as the first year of middle school!" (Tachibana)
Saito, with his glasses snapped up, says with a determined look on his face.
Normally, Tachibana will retort him, but it seems that this roaring heat has drained his energy.
He only lets out a dry laugh.
"Do you have any plans, Ayanokouji-kun?" (Saito)
"I――――" (Kazuto)
"You don't have to answer. You're going to go lovey-dovey with Mizuki anyway, right? Make out with each other to sweat." (Tachibana)
"I don't know what you mean. Rinka is busy, so I can't see her too often in private." (Kazuto)
"This is a Translation Content of pemudatunawisata[dot]my[dot]id. so, read only on there, okay guys~"
At a certain time, there are creatures that walk by two feet. These creatures can be divided into two by gender. These creatures are surprisingly able to pick something using things called hands.
And on a certain day, two of these creatures meet.
"Halloo~ I am Furujakka, ndesu! Nice to meet you!"
"Y, yes. Nice to meet you too, I am Fuurawan."
"Fuurawan-chan ka? Ii no namae."
"S, sangkyu."
The two greet each other due of their faces are facing each other.
They speak, breathe, blink, sweat, and so.
And after a long time passes,
"!?"
"Kyaa~ Furujakka-kyun."
"Daijoubu ka? Fuurawan-chan."
"D, daijoubu... desu."
"Mmm."
"Doushita no?"
"Fuurawan-chan no kaori, suuuuggoku WANGY, hmmmmmppppsshhh ahhhh wangyyyy."
"Mou~ Furujakka-kyun no eeccchi~."
On a certain day, these two meet and have lunch because they are hungry.
The boy orders fried rice while the girl orders a serve of seasoned rice being processed by frying.
For the drinks, the boy orders hot chocolate while the girl orders a cup of chocolate that has not been cold yet.
They eat their food.
They also feed some spoons with each other.
They then having a leisure exchange.
"Ikehh, yaru?"
"Damee~"
"IkehhHH!"
"..."
"Ikeh, tanoshii, kimochii, ore, ganbarimasu!!!"
"Mouu~"
"Dame ka?"
"..."
"Dame nanoka."
"Ee, haayaakuuu~"
The two of them are having exercise, training, and workout, then.
When they finished, then they restarted.
And when they finished, the boy pleaded for the second.
Then when they finished, this time is the girl who asked the third.
And when they finished, the boy once again pleaded for the fourth.
Then when they finished, the girl also once again asked for the fifth.
And so on.
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On the other occasion,
On a day that is not a night.
That day the sun is shining brightly because it's a day and 12:00 o'clock.
The day is bright and the sun has not been set yet.
The breeze can be felt due to the air is flowing.
As he is breathing, a certain boy is approaching a girl.
"Yaa, kitten-chan, can I have your namae?"
"S, su, suteki~. Ah, hai. Fuurawan desu."
"Fuurawan-chan, huh. What a kirei no namae. By the way, watashi no namae is Badz Zheengan. Watashi wa Son of a Beach. Watashi came from The Pangea Selatan. Diligent in setsuyaku. Ketsueki type is I, I for Ikkehmen. Watashi no hobby wa breathing. Yoroshiku."
"Yoroshiku, Badz Zheengan-san."
"Fuurawan-chan, watashi no yubi to kimi no chawan, let's have made karera meet and greet."
"Hai."
"Watashi-tachi will have much tanoshi."
They have a wik wok awok koakoawaok akoawoakakwa kawkaowaoaok.
When they have done of their a wik wok awok koakoawaok akoawoakakwa kawkaowaoaok, then they re-doing again.
When they finished again, the girl pleaded for the second.
Then when they finished, this time is the boy who asked the third.
And when they finished, the girl once again pleaded for the fourth.
Then when they finished, the boy also once again asked for the fifth.
It's alright, I'll get through the days strong-heartedly
My wish is only one, be safe and sound
I can only be able to harbor this, from day to night
Because I know I'm just nobody
It's alright, I'll harbor this feeling inside my heart
I'll keep wish you live well
All I can do is hope you won't regret
Goodbye and thank you
"AWOKWOKAOWKOKAOKWKAOWKOAKOK!!!"
How should I explain this to my parents
We had gone through this long
But ended up breaking up
You are tempted by another guy's love
You yourself had been declared it
Living our love until our old days
Won't two-timing, I'm the only one for you
But now there's another guy inside your heart
It's as if the morning is cloudy
Then the day is rainy
In the afternoon you hurt me
And in the night I cry for you
I can only imagine
All of those had been just memories now
I rode you back, went through the way
Hugging under the rain
But now you are choosing
To be hugged by another guy
Do you not sense
How heavy-heartedly I am
Have to lost my loved one
Don't wanna leave my house
I have no appetite
If I'm not fed
I can feel my face heating up at the word "lovey-dovey".
I wish I could really be lovey-dovey with her like Tachibana said.
I've been going out with Rinka for three months now, but we've only been on one date, and we haven't even kissed yet....... Isn't it bad?
If I include the time we were married in the web game, we have been dating for several years, but we have only held hands.
How platonic it is.
......Well, I'm satisfied just to feel Rinka's presence, so I don't mind.
"Ayanokouji is a kind of herbivorous after all. If I were in his position, I'll push Mizuki down without hesitation." (Tachibana)
"......" (Kazuto)
I wonder if that's what a normal man does.
But you know what?
I've never had the chance to do so.
Even if I did, I'd probably be the one to get pushed down first.
"AARG~D*mn it! I'm so jealous of you normies! Did you know, guys? That Sasaki got a girlfriend!" (Tachibana)
"Eh, Sasaki-kun, isn't he in the same class as us, and he's just as inconspicuous as us! Why in the world did he......?" (Saito)
"The h*ll I know. A lot of other guys have gotten girlfriends as well. They're all rushing in before summer break." (Tachibana)
"Don't worry about it, Tachibana-kun! According to my calculations, couples who start dating right before the summer break have a 99% chance of breaking up before the summer break is over!" (Saito)
Saito with a grimace on his face strengthens as he trembles his body a little.
......On what basis did you derive your probabilities?
"Dammiiiit! All the events of the summer break should be gone to voidness! Especially the biggest event of the summer, the fireworks display! I wish that all fireworks displays across the country would be canceled due to sudden rainstorms!" (Tachibana)
Tachibana presses his palms together looking out the window at the blue sky, as if he's about to shed even tears of blood. Is that a prayer for rain?
"Hey, Tachibana. Why do you say so much about fireworks display?" (Ayanokouji)
"That's because the fireworks display is a representative of the normies event, you know. Normies go explode yourselves!"
Due to the anger in his raised voice, Tachibana attracts the attention of the class.
Some of the boys gave him a triumphant look.
Aah, those faces make me sick.
I want to slap them.
Well, from Tachibana's point of view, I must be a normie too.
In fact, I can't deny it, and I think it's the best life I've ever had.
My life would be ultimately fulfilled if I have two elements in my life: Rinka and Web Game.
"Sorry guys, I gotta go to the lavatory." (Kazuto)
"Hello~ I am Bujangga from pemudatunawisata[dot]my[dot]id, Yoroshiku!"
At a certain time, there are creatures that walk by two feet. These creatures can be divided into two by gender. These creatures are surprisingly able to pick something using things called hands.
And on a certain day, two of these creatures meet.
"Halloo~ I am Furujakka, ndesu! Nice to meet you!"
"Y, yes. Nice to meet you too, I am Fuurawan."
"Fuurawan-chan ka? Ii no namae."
"S, sangkyu."
The two greet each other due of their faces are facing each other.
"Fuurawan-chan no kaori, suuuuggoku WANGY, hmmmmmppppsshhh ahhhh wangyyyy."
"Mou~ Furujakka-kyun no eeccchi~."
On a certain day, these two meet and have lunch because they are hungry.
The boy orders fried rice while the girl orders a serve of seasoned rice being processed by frying.
For the drinks, the boy orders hot chocolate while the girl orders a cup of chocolate that has not been cold yet.
They eat their food.
They also feed some spoons with each other.
They then having a leisure exchange.
"Ikehh, yaru?"
"Damee~"
"IkehhHH!"
"..."
"Ikeh, tanoshii, kimochii, ore, ganbarimasu!!!"
"Mouu~"
"Dame ka?"
"..."
"Dame nanoka."
"Ee, haayaakuuu~"
The two of them are having exercise, training, and workout, then.
When they finished, then they restarted.
And when they finished, the boy pleaded for the second.
Then when they finished, this time is the girl who asked the third.
And when they finished, the boy once again pleaded for the fourth.
Then when they finished, the girl also once again asked for the fifth.
And so on.
◆◆◆
On the other occasion,
On a day that is not a night.
That day the sun is shining brightly because it's a day and 12:00 o'clock.
The day is bright and the sun has not been set yet.
The breeze can be felt due to the air is flowing.
As he is breathing, a certain boy is approaching a girl.
"Yaa, kitten-chan, can I have your namae?"
"S, su, suteki~. Ah, hai. Fuurawan desu."
"Fuurawan-chan, huh. What a kirei no namae. By the way, watashi no namae is Badz Zheengan. Watashi wa Son of a Beach. Watashi came from The Pangea Selatan. Diligent in setsuyaku. Ketsueki type is I, I for Ikkehmen. Watashi no hobby wa breathing. Yoroshiku."
"Yoroshiku, Badz Zheengan-san."
"Fuurawan-chan, watashi no yubi to kimi no chawan, let's have made karera meet and greet."
"Hai."
"Watashi-tachi will have much tanoshi."
They have a wik wok awok koakoawaok akoawoakakwa kawkaowaoaok.
When they have done of their a wik wok awok koakoawaok akoawoakakwa kawkaowaoaok, then they re-doing again.
When they finished again, the girl pleaded for the second.
Then when they finished, this time is the boy who asked the third.
And when they finished, the girl once again pleaded for the fourth.
Then when they finished, the boy also once again asked for the fifth.