For some reason, Nazary and I were forced to accompany the pigs on their wedding activities, but there was one question that we could not solve.
--Yes, why us?
I don't want to admit it, but I think Shiva and Aitia would be better suited for love counseling, because I think they would be much more knowledgeable about it.
Besides, both of them have a fatty mass that pigs love hanging from their backs, so there was no reason why we should not go.
Why did they choose us?
I was strangely curious about the reason, so I decided to ask the pigs about it.
I asked the pig, "I mean, why did he ask us in the first place? Well, maybe we are easier to talk to.
Yes, that's one thing, but when it comes to marriage, I don't think you can just choose a partner according to your instincts.
No, you are about to go on a blind date with a married woman with big tits, just as your instincts dictate. ......
I was looking at the pig with a wild look in my eyes, "What are you talking about, you pig? The pigs are not only a great way to get a good look at the world, but they are also a great way to get a better look at the world.
I mean, stop shouting so loud all of a sudden!
You startled me!
A rich bosom is a prerequisite before instinct, saintly lady!
......
No, I don't know.
I mean, I don't care.
I don't know, I don't care.
The pigs clenched their fists in frustration.
I have to keep my composure in front of your ample breasts in order to properly look at the inside of your partner.
...... I don't suppose you're trying to keep your cool by having our poor tits present at your blind date, are you?"
"......"
"......"
The actual "sword" sacred sacred sacred weapon and the mallet are raised by us all together.
I'm not sure what to say. I'm serious about this!
"Oh, yes. Then we will also be serious about turning you into seaweed.
"Well, then. For the sake of peace for us have-nots, we have no choice but to let this fat f*ck die here.
"Wah wah wah wah ......?
The pigs are retreating with blue faces, but then I realized something and asked the pigs about it.
I asked the pig, "I mean, if you need modest breasts, why didn't you invite Tiruna to come here? I mean, why didn't you invite Tiruna here if you needed modest breasts?
She's not here because she's childish or something, is she?
I'm telling you, she's older than me.
No, no, that's not what I meant ....... But Tiruna-sama's mother is a widow with big tits, so there is a chance that she could be my daughter..." "Is there a chance that she could be my daughter?
"Would you like to be my daughter?
"No!"
The actual "I'm not a fan of the way you do it," he said, "but I'm not a fan of the way you do it.
I'm not sure if it's ...... or if it's just that.
I let out a small breath and said, "I'm sorry,.......
I'm going to go to ...... and see what I can do. I'll set you up, and you can tell me about all the wives you like.
"Oh, really?
Yes. If you don't like them, just give up. Is that clear?
Yes, of course!
Yes, of course!
And so the day of the blind date arrived.
Oh, um, are these men from ......?
Three men appeared in front of the pig who was waiting at the back of the bar, and they all sat down.
I introduced them in order from left to right.
This is Mr. Creta's husband, the most popular, followed by Mr. Daida's husband, the second most popular, and Mr. Adonay's husband, the third most popular.
"Oh, you again, you pig. But I don't feel bad about being number one.
"Don't be a pig, you bastard. Of course my wife is the best woman in the world.
"Oh? You think you're a lickspittle, pig boy? My Adonais is the third best, I'll kill you!
Oh, my saintly wife! ......
I put my hand on the shoulder of the pig, who was already crying, and smiled softly at the end of the conversation.
This is what it means to touch a married woman, pig. Good luck with the rest.
Hee~!"
After that, the pigs were told many love-love stories of each couple, and with tears of blood, they vowed to take revenge on the world or something.
Well, the fact that they still haven't learned their lesson at all is typical of pigs. ......