Chapter 1: Go away, there’s no chapter yet

Ok, so since you don't want to listen to instructions, I might as well do something.

Here you go, a spoiler of the summary, which can also technically be a spoiler. Spoiler-ception!  So this mess I will now refer to as a novel is basically going to be a self insert/world hopping fan-fic, but because I as a person had way too many hobbies that take way too long to explain but are also widely useful (like survival training which I tend to consider the first mark of a poorly written or unrealistic character and/or author), I decided to use a crutch. Enter Ted from I have no mouth and I must scream. Severely reduced pain response and survivors guilt that get compartmentalized early on. Easy crutch, and I can write as gory as I want with all the concern of a casual bystander. Win win.

So yeah, crackhead fanfic of dead, stagnant, or complete IPs that I can research and plan for, preferably short runs, but who knows, this could go anywhere! (Actually, it already has even before draft 1, the original plan was a DC fic using this same buildup and zsasz, but I got distracted by lizard and realized I can't think like batman yet. I tried, it wasn't right), so here's to chaos, read at your own discretion. Oh, feel free to request IPs for me to check out, but don't expect much.

Note, there's no romance or smut or gender blending tag. That's because I have a misspelled spine and no sex life, so I obviously can't write anything for things I don't have. Well, I could, but don't want to, so there. The underpants stay on and the package stays closed. If anything changes, you'll know. Or not, I'm lazy like that.

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