Chapter 31: Ever tried Strawberry Coffee Milkshake?

My name is Yusuke Urameshi. I am a professional wanke- I mean, a professional spirit detective. Along with my three boy friends, I solve every case and am known as a hero in the Spirit World.

Oh and I also have a very hot mom ngl I might have wanked to her twice or thrice. Shhh... don't tell anyone.

Recently I participated in a tournament to gain the guidance of a powerful old lady.

After I won that blah blah blah I was once again forced to participate in a tournament, this time one called the God of Highschool. 

If I won this tournament, I could get any wish I want.... true.

Though I do not really know what I want, maybe the best porn magazines out there. That seems like a good wish, right?

Anyways so I won the qualifiers and went on to fight in the next round and oh my fucking oink. THIS WAS THE SECOND TIME SOMEONE USED MY SPIRIT GUN!! :pepecry:

At the beginning of the fight, I was acting quite noble as if I could not even touch a girl, don't even think about hitting. (Lies, I am known as a dikless wanker.)

But! But! But!! The girl in front of me turned out to be a fucking Godzilla in the body of a booty-full girl!

At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if she can actually turn into a dinosaur with big boobies. Medakazilla.

As the spirit gun attack came closer, I could feel myself a step closer to death... maybe I would die for the second time.

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Wanna know something?

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I died lol.

Currently, I am surrounded by a few people who call themselves Shinigami.... and I have no fucking clue why they are targeting an ugly, duck-faced, anus shape hairstyle incel like me.

"I will ask you again. Are you an accomplice of Ichigo Kurosaki?"

"Which Hoe?"

"...."

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"Thankfully it seems that Mr.Urameshi is not dead but just in a coma. Hence the decision has come out that Miss Medaka will not be disqualified and the tournament will continue as before. The stage has been replaced so we are all good to go!" Present Mic spoke in his mic.

Sayaka then smiled at the audience and spoke in it.

"Everyone! It is time for the last and final round to begin that will determine the victor."

Then Sayaka and Present Mic both spoke into the mic together.

"Nava Etrama Di Miki vs Hiei!!!!!"

Medaka sighed. She was sighing a lot today, something that she never did. 

'Is it because Zenkichi is not near me? I wonder how he is doing.'

Just as she was going to think a bit more about Zenkichi, a gust of air brushed past her hair and it seemed as if the entire stadium had stopped silent.

Everyone had their attention towards a particular person.

"EEEEEEE WAKA WAKA WAKA EEEEE!!!!!"

A tall handsome man wearing a dusty black coat with a red right hand that was red cuz of spanking a juicy buttlicious arse silently walked towards the stadium. 

He nodded under his Mario cap and showed his thumb up to the world.

Four figures sprung from behind the handsome man towards his front.

"Prepare for trouble!"

"Make it quadruple!"

"To put the males in devastation!"

"To unite all females from every nation!"

"To spread the blessing of Lord Oink!!"

"To extend our master's reach to goddesses and above!!!"

"CID!"

"BANANA!"

"D-D-D-DEKOOO!"

"GENOASS!"

"TEAM LACKEY, wank off to the speed of light!"

"Surrender now or prepare to fight!"

"EEEE WAKA WAKA OOO! That's right!"

Miki blew a flying kiss to the camera as the intro of his lackeys ended. Walking towards Baby Beel he picked the child up.

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"Yo Lil Zoro!"

"Eee ooo!"

"Is Hilda there with you?"

"Eee ooo ooo!"

"Where?"

"Eee ooo ooo ooo!"

"Oh, nice."

"Eee ooo ooo ooo waka waka!"

"Ay ay."

"...."

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I observed the entire stadium with narrow eyes. Everyone in the audience was showering me with the popcorn they were throwing.

I even picked a popcorn and ate it, kinda tasty. The three-second rule always works.

Looking at Medaka she seemed her normal jolly, if I remember properly then she was a bit sad before I came.

M-maybe did she fall in l-love with me?

I turned towards Medaka and held her hands, my expression was pitiful. I am sure no one in this world is a better actor than me.

In my previous world when I was Bob the Mob, people would beg at my feet and cry to make me their acting teacher.

Ahh, good days.

"M-medaka-chan I am sorry for arriving l-late... will you please forgive me?"

The lass looked at me with complicated emotions but then a jolly smile broke onto her face.

"FORGIVED but don't do this again Miki-san."

"Sure Medaka."

This was another trick of mine. By taking advantage of the current mood, I will keep reducing suffixes.

"Anyways Kaka can you help me with something?"

Medaka frowned but then nodded.

"Actually my fifth leg has been painin-"

"MIKI SAN PLEASE COME ON THE STAGE I AM BEGGING YOU!!! THIS IS THE HUNDREDTH TIME I AM ANNOUNCING!!"

I sighed. This reporter, Present Mic is so incredibly rude! 

Tilting my head to look at Medaka I nodded at her.

"I'll see you after the match Ka."

Medaka was dumbfounded this entire time. What the actual fuck was going on?!

With slow steps I walked towards the stage, the wind ruffled my hair as tension grew along with the theatrics.

In front of me was a shorty that seemed familiar.

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Despite the shorty's short size, he had a lean, muscular build to him. He was wearing a white headband. His eyes were crimson, with an angular and slightly slanted shape, giving him a very sinister look.

He had spiky black hair reminiscent of  Vegeta  from the Dragon Ball franchise with blue outlining and white streaks. His skin complexion was regular peach-tan.

I instantly knew who he was.

Hiei

One of the strongest characters from the Yu Yu Hakusho series along with his attack.

[Dragon of the Blackest Flame.]

Living up to his classic villainous persona, Hiei was dressed entirely in black. Wearing a long black cloak-like jacket (with a white-collar) and black pants tucked into black boots. 

A psychotic smile crept onto my face.

I want to see the expression of despair on his emotionless face.

"LET THE MATCH BEGIN!!!"

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