Chapter 70: CH 46

Doing this for fun, I am not picking this up. Rather, hoping someone else will…

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Ever since she saw Yan Mu Lin directing Xue Bai Ping to read his lines and dubbing Wei Zi Jun, [This brother is particularly handsome] had a greater understanding of voice actors. She was accustomed to mixing on the internet, and previously she had only a slight affection for voice actors. Recently, she began to be interested in voice actors, whether they are traditional or from the online network. Naturally, most of her contact was online. It was good to watch funny videos when she was free. Online voice actors are indeed capable, and the videos are also very hilarious.

In a few days, she identified which network dubbing actors had better qualifications, so she watched all their videos and continued to pay attention to them. “Shallow Singing and Whispers” was one of the best organisations. The dubbing team would publish well-made funny videos on Liangku every two weeks. In order to help her favourite voice actors, [This brother is particularly handsome] subscribed to all their funny videos and threw a lot of sticks to support the career of online network voice actors.

Today, because a lot of unpleasant things happened in the three-dimensional world, [This brother is particularly handsome] was very unhappy. It was not very early in the morning. Her good friend had fallen asleep, and it was not good to disturb others’ rest. So she simply got up from bed and turned on the computer to check whether there were any new funny dubbing videos, which were one of her spiritual foods.

As soon as she opened the browser, the Liangku video website prompted her that “There are new videos available, do you want to subscribe?” She clicked subscribe without much thought. After entering, she found that there were five new videos. At this time, she was in a bad mood, so she randomly selected a video that seemed more novel and clicked.

《Three Men, One Stage》, 《Rong-momo’s* Emperor Xia Yu He》,《Summer’s coming, time to lose weight》,《Speak normally—Princess Yi Style*》, the last one sounded a little interesting. She knew the Imperial Concubine Yi, but what was the Princess Yi style? The strange name attracted her attention, and she chose to click on this video first.

[*momo: wetnurse]

[*According to Baidu, the actual title is Imperial Concubine Yi, say something reasonable/speak normally.]

The funny videos she usually watched were the kinds of clips giving the protagonist of the video a different voice, and attracting the attention of netizens through various dialects or funny forms to earn clicks.

However, this video was not the same as her usual.

The first ten seconds of the video were Youyang’s ancient music, accompanied by the big title of the video recording: Talking about people—Princess Yi Style!

The subtopic was: When we all talk like this……

It was kind of interesting and fascinating. Keep watching.

Next, what came into view was a segment that you would know even if you hadn’t watched 《Biography of Concubine Yi》. It was a scene of a conversation between Concubine Yi and the emperor. They talked about children. One of Concubine Yi’s ideas angered the emperor. After being reprimanded, Concubine Yi knelt and cried to the emperor. This was roughly the content. This scene had been spoofed by many netizens.

In 《Biography of Concubine Yi》, Concubine Yi was a gentle and virtuous woman. She was bullied when she entered the harem, and then went up step by step. First, she got the emperor’s attention, then the emperor’s favour. She climbed from being a small talented woman to the position of the best imperial concubine. Before that she fought with the imperial concubines and defeated those who framed her. Although the emperor favoured her, there were occasional quarrels between them. Every scene with Imperial Concubine Yi was heartbreaking, and made the audience see that she had wisdom besides beauty. The actor who performed the role of Concubine Yi portrayed her very successfully.

In the past, most of the spoof clips were bitter dramas, and half of them dubbed lines with different dialects. Today, however, there was different content.

The voice was still that of Princess Yi, but the content is no longer serious.

Concubine Yi: “This book is really excellent. The popular wording with detailed notes is the best. I’d like to read it several times. Though my eyes are blurred, I am not disappointed. It’s a pity that there is so much content that I have trouble sleeping and eating. I feel that I can’t do what I want. What’s the matter with heaven? It has reduced the interest of reading.”

The emperor said angrily: “Speak normally.*”

[*Say something reasonable]

Imperial Concubine Yi immediately said: “I can’t read the book. I want to go out for a walk.”

Emperor: “How did I hear that Princess Ai has recently become obsessed with a new activity, Taobao?”

Concubine Yi said with a smile: “The emperor has also heard that Taobao is excellent. It’s wonderful to have a new style of clothes today. The Suzhou embroidery material with simple cutting is the best. I would like to buy a few more pieces, but my purse has suddenly lost weight, it is not worthy of grace.”

The emperor sighed. “I’ve recently received many text messages about maxed-out credit cards. Princess, it is time for you to chop your hands.”

Concubine Yi immediately knelt down, put her handkerchief between her eyes and nose and began to sob: “Emperor, don’t you know that Taobao has discounts on Women’s Day, Dragon Boat Festival, Father’s Day, Mother’s Day, Children’s Day, Qiqiao Qi, Mid-Autumn Festival. Discounts, discounts for the beginning of spring, discounts for the summer solstice, discounts for Qingming, discounts for the three-and-a-half-year anniversary of the founding of the establishment. I am also planning to reduce expenditures for the palace. Managing this harem, determining what to eat and drink, it’s not without cost. The Minister’s daughter needs gifts when she gets married, and the Minister’s son needs gifts when he gets married. Emperor, is this money everywhere? I buy goods on sale. What is the problem with that? It’s all for the sake of our palace, ying ying ying~~*”

[*ying ying ying: cute crying]

The emperor was suddenly angry: “Do you know that Taoboa has genuine and fake products? If the vases you sent out are fakes, how can you save my face!”

Concubine Yi continued to cry: “Ying ying ying～～Emperor～～I won’t buy anymore ～～ying ying ying ～～”

Emperor: “Very good.”

The scene then changed to the emperor reading a book. Concubine Yi walked to him with a teacup, and said cautiously: “Today is a holiday. I saw two pairs of beautiful shows. Although they are not valuable items, the workmanship is excellent, so I dared to accept them all.”

The emperor raised his head: “……”

Concubine Yi chuckled: “On the May Day sale, I bought two pairs of shoes on the street, They are good quality and cheap.”

The emperor died. He was fifty-one years old.

Next came the classic part of 《Princess Huanzhu》, the story of Little Swallow and the Fifth Brother. The scene was when they were in school together. Little Swallow said to Fifth Brother in distress: “I just saw a physics problem in Huanggang’s workbook. The method is very strange. I think that if you solve this problem, it will increase my proficiency in the formula and it will be excellent for your physics.

Fifth Brother had no expression on his face: “Speak normally!”

Little Swallow: “Fifth Brother, I can’t do this…”

Fifth Brother: “Stupid.”

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The screen went black and “After School” appeared on screen.

Little Swallow said to Fifth Elder Brother: “I just found out that there was a lot of homework yesterday. There was Chinese, mathematics, English, Classical Language, embroidery. I thought that brothers and sisters should learn to share, which will definitely promote the development of friendship, and it is also of great benefit to the interpersonal relationship of all brothers and sisters.”

Fifth Elder Brother rolled his eyes: “Speak normally!”

Little Swallow: “I haven’t finished my homework. Who can lend me a copy!”

And then there was the classic fragment of 《Journey to the West》.

Zhu Bajie: “Brother Monkey, the ginseng fruit cake I bought today is very delicious. The thick cheese and the rich mousse are the best. I would like to have a few more mouthfuls. Although I’m getting plump, I’m still grateful”

Monkey King: “Speak normally.”

Zhu Bajie: “The cake is so delicious, I want to eat another piece.”

……

And so on. There were more serious modern movies, spy war movies, ghost movies, romance movies, action movies, all of which were changed into the Princess Yi style.

After watching the video [This brother is particularly handsome], laughed until she was out of breath. She took a long time to relax. This video was really interesting. There was a song at the end of the video. The lyrics have been adapted, but they were also very funny. If it were not for the changed lyrics, she would definitely not believe that it was sung by the voice actors. [This brother is particularly handsome], after seeing funny dubbing videos that she liked, she would habitually look for the corresponding voice actors, but the video uploaded by “Shallow Singing and Whispers” did not contain any information about the voice actors. Not even a name. This was extremely incompatible with their style.

With doubts, [This brother is particularly handsome] watched the other four videos and there were some laughs, but they were not as interesting and innovative as 《Speak normally—Princess Yi Style》. She thought about it, and thought it might be an internal competition at “Shallow Singing and Whispers”. The video was uploaded and judged by netizens. For fair competition, the names of voice actors and production staff were not marked.

Because uploading five videos at once is really not in line with the style of “Shallow Singing and Whispers”. That being the case, you can’t treat it as if you haven’t seen it. The five videos were free videos, and the subscription fee was voluntarily given by individuals. As long as there was a subscription, there will be a corresponding score on Liangku. At this time, the five video scores  were not too much.

[This brother is particularly handsome] deeply felt that 《Speak normally—Princess Yi Style》was interesting. It realised her unhappy mood due to the three-dimensional affairs today. Regardless, she liked to share with her fans the things she liked, so without thinking too much, she copied the link and posted it to Weibo.

The Weibo content was as follows: I just found a funny video on Liangku Video. The content is very innovative and there are so many funny points. I thought that it should be shared with my sisters, which will promote the development of friendship and be sure to be beneficial to all of my unhappy friends. [smirk] [Video link]

As mentioned earlier, [This brother is particularly handsome] was a fan of Wei Zi Jun. Later, she took part in various incidents. The number of fans have been increasing steadily, faster than the Weibo fans of third-tier stars. As long as her Weibo posts were topical, the number of reposts were usually several thousand.

The night owls who have followed [This brother is particularly handsome] were naturally still in good spirits. They found that [This brother is particularly handsome] posted a weird Weibo. They definitely wanted to go in and have a look. And it was amazing.

Ten minutes later, [This brother is particularly handsome] Weibo was full of people’s comments: Speak normally.

Speak normally. +2

Speak normally. +3

Speak normally. +4

Speak normally. +5

……

As the number of times the video was discovered increased in a straight line, the video of《Speak normally—Princess Yi Style》 suddenly became hot, and the number of reposts and comments increased at an unprecedented rate. There were also many TV fans and novel fans of 《Biography of Princess Yi》who would constantly @Princess Yi’s actor, with the accompanying comment: Princess Yi Style.

In just one night, Princess Yi’s style became popular throughout the Internet!

The entertainment news of major websites temporarily changed the headlines of the day, and put the video of 《Speak normally—Princess Yi Style》on the top of the news homepage. That a funny dubbing video was so valued showed just how crazy and wide the spread of Princess Yi style was. Otherwise, the ancient style was too long. The entertainment news headlines all wanted to use the Princess Yi style to write headlines to attract major netizens and increase their click-through rate.

The video content was not marked with the name of the voice actor. Some netizens speculated that the content must have something to do with the actor of Princess Yi. However, the media confirmed that the video had nothing to do with the team of the Princess Yi’s actor. When the team was asked, they did not know what was happening. Only when they searched the Internet did they find that 《Biography of Concubine Yi 》 was inexplicably on fire.

Some media were more direct and directly contacted friends from the “Shallow Singing and Whispers” company. However, those friends did not know. It was only one night, when people just got up for breakfast, they hadn’t even opened Weibo yet this morning. How could they know?

All in all, when some people woke up the next day, they opened their eyes and found that the world had changed. Friends who were normal yesterday, loved ones, moms, dads, brothers and sisters, all relatives and friends, they have all become weird. Did he/she travel to another world? Why was it all of a sudden, I still don’t understand!

In the early morning in Huxia, all kinds of strange conversations suddenly appeared.

For example:

Male A: “I found the lubricating fluid in the drawer just now. The taste and color are all top grades. I personally think that if this bottle is used for you, it will protect your strong and powerful body during strenuous exercise. It will be excellent for you to exercise your body, increase  flexibility and to challenge difficult movements.”

Male B: “……Speak normally.”

Male A: “Dear, it’s been a long time since we’ve been intimate, let’s make love.”

Ten minutes later:

Male A: “Just now~~Motion trajectory~~Slightly obvious~~ messy, exercise~~ The method is very~~ weird, I privately think if~if~ our body can go deeper~~communication~~ Deeper communication will definitely increase the  kidney hormones to stimulate you and me, and it must be excellent for your physical patience and endurance.”

Male B: “Speak normally!”

Male A: “……Hurry up……Hurry up……Go deeper……”

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