Hello there everyone, this is your typical Delivery God Yato desu.
It was a nice day today, seating on a tree with sunlight hitting your skin and a comfortable huggable pillow, the beautiful scenery of Kuoh Academy with birds chirping, and not minding what happen that night.
Yes, by that night. It was then I was explaining my powers.
Do you want some flashbacks?
Unfortunately no.
---flashback---
"*groan* GOMENASORRY EVERYONE!"
"Dude, why did you suddenly scream!?"
"I lied."
""""" What? """""
"I explain my powers right?"
Everyone was looking at me Koneko chan also stopped eating her pudding, I scratch my back with my eyes turning like a cat, and let my tongue out.
"Actually, I was born with it. Tee hee?"
---end of flashback---flashback---
You can guess what happened next, it's not like I got punched by Issei in the face or so, or got a glare from Rias chan.
Apparently, I think I deserve that.
I quickly run avoiding Akeno chan, I feel like it would be my doom if I stay there.
Oh, so let me say this, Asia chan decided to join Rias chan peerage and she was staying at the club right now.
I will see her later.
So let me tell you this.
I'm also saddened by the fact that they believe that I got my power ever since I was born, but they wouldn't believe me that I'm a God?
"Hey... Is it really unbelievable if I say I'm a God?"
"Because you don't look and act like a God."
"Ouch... Ne~ Ne~ why don't you say my first name again without honorific? Koneko~"
"No."
So, I don't act or look like a god really?
"Hmm... You know, Human lives are unnecessary, at the end of the day, they will live and someone will die."
"What are you pointing at?"
"Nothing."
...
"Ne~ Koneko~ I even take a break on my business just to have time with you~ will you please say my first name without honorifics? Just like what I'm doing...koneko~"
"Annoying."
"And I like it when I annoy someone."
"Pervert"
"How so?"
"You're touching my chest."
"...uuh...will you believe me that I didn't mean it?"
I really didn't intend to do it, I got used to hugging her so...
"You're the worst."
"Say that to issei."
Anyway, she didn't try to let go of my arms so I guess it's fine? Of course, I won't do such a vile act. I just want to hug my daily dose.
"...konekotin..."
"Huh?"
Konekotine or nekotine?
"Ne~ call my name please~"
"No. "
I sulked, you know if my life was like a story, then the previous chapter would be that night, which is bullshit if I would say.
I mean, I keep telling myself that I don't need to hide my strength but here I am last night trying to hide it.
Is it because I read too much manga where the mc wants to keep a low profile?
I think it influences me.
"I live in this world after all."
"What?"
"Nothing, I was thankful that I live in this world and here I am loving you."
...
Oh?
Ooohhh!!!
She's red! Mayday mayday!
She's so cute!!!
*simping intensifies*!!!
"Heh~ ne~ Koneko chan~," I say and put my mouth on her ear and whispered," can you say that you love me?"
And I got her answer.
It was a blissful day that I live witnessing such an adorable expression.
I wouldn't forget what I have witnessed, this loli cat devil is too cute for my well-being.
As a matter of fu-fact such a face was rare for her to make, I won't describe it, it was only for me to see it.
And now I am facing the sky.
Despite her uppercut which is somehow affecting me, it doesn't matter.
"Idiot."
"I saw it."
Koneko look at me emotionlessly but I can see she was confused at my words.
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"It isn't a lie, isn't it?"
"What is it."
She sat right next to me beside my head, I look at her and a nosebleed came afterward.
"Black and white, stripe... I saw your pantsu koneko and it was-"
I didn't manage to finish my words when Koneko chan angrily kicked my body, which I flew at the sky, I can even proudly say that some of my ribs broke.
But that didn't end my blissful suffering.
As I landed on the ground, I feel weak and a bird shit land on my forehead, then I rolled at the slope for some unknown reason.
Then a baseball bat hit my face as I was facing the sky with a deadpan expression.
"...what a nice and blissful beautiful day..."
It was nice for a moment but soon bad luck came in, is it that bastard doing? If so, he got me good. I mean is it really a coincidence getting shited by a bird's poop and a flying baseball bat hit my face?
No.
"K-koneko...I'm dying..."
"Hmmph."
"Okay... that's cute..."
I think I should rest for now... I wonder what is everyone doing...
They aren't angry at me, more like pissed by tricking them. And I guess I made a great decision telling it that night because if I put it longer it will only create a god damn nonsense drama.
And I don't like drama.
"Hiyup!"
I stand up then I dramatically coughed blood.
"Kyaah!"
I saw a random girl terrified of my situation.
"Scream or help me choose? *coughed blood*"
"Iyaah!!!"
.........The girl runaway.
Okay, she didn't choose any of those...
I think it will heal for a moment.
Oh and let me inform you, apparently, I can regenerate thanks to my divinity.
And I was actually thankful that I am not an immortal.
That's good but I have a lifespan of a human.
Kidding! I can live how many years I want if I want to die I can just kill myself.
Where I got this is from that bastard.
Now then...
"Next episode will happen earlier...might as well go the-"
Ring~! Ring~!
I look at the number and it was an unknown person, I answer the phone call, I think I should do some job too.
"Hello~ Fast, reliable, affordable
Delivery God, Yato desu!!!"
After saying those, No one answers.
"Hello~ miss, mister? "
No one, still silent I was about to hang up thinking it was just a prank but a familiar cold voice was suddenly heard on the phone.
"Where are you?"
"Oh!!! Black tape loli!"
"If you call me that again I will kill you."
I got shivered down my spine, I somehow want to avoid calling her that, I wonder why.
*
*Ophis POV*
' Thinking about it, why did I get worried about killing him whether there are lots of humans or not? That's not me..."
"How much should I pay you? I want cookies."
*
*yato POV*
....Okay that is adorable.
"Heh~! This God can make your wish be fulfilled! 5 yen is enough young lady!"
"5 yen? Really?"
"Really! Don't underestimate 5 yen!"
"I see?"
"Now then, I just need to know your name, young lady!"
"...Ophis."
"I see... Ophis then! Where should I give it to you?"
"...to the plaza?"
"I see! Your wishes have been accepted! Bye then!"
"...bye?"
" Have a nice day!"
After saying that, I hang up the call.
"Ahh.... Fuck....FUUUUCCKK!!!!"
SHIIITT!!! HOW COULD I FORGET!!!
...Why am I still alive?
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