Chapter 1: Chapter 1 – This goddess is actually~~

Aaaaaa... I am die, thank you forever... 

Was the last thing I remember when thinking about my bad luck in life... 

It ended too soon, how could this happen!? I have a bright future ahead of me! Even though I have finally landed myself an internship at the place I wanted to work with in the future... 

Sike, who am I kidding? I don't have THAT bright of the future, I just have an everyday future that 70% - 90% of the global population have

Being the first child, helping my dad and mom with the food stalls, going to school, graduating, internship, maybe opening a small restaurant in the end, and making my dad proud of being able to take a step higher than him in the food industry... 

Well, I'm dead now... Now what? Do I just wait in this void of darkness until the angel Gabriel sounds the horn or something? Pretty unlucky dead by the by, who knew two bloody black gold buses that are infamous for reckless fast driving, drive side by side could be a disaster, ugh, seriously, who's fucking idea is it in the first place to shrink down the busy three-lane road into two?  Right, the government, didn't even have any reason for it other than to give the space to biker which didn't use them, who would when you're biking near fast-moving cars? People would probably rather go to the forest, And in the first place-

I know I'm blabbering on and on, but I don't have anything else to do and it's one of the things I usually do when bored, along with thinking of whatever could be turned into a novel, like this title of 'Little Paper Warrior' for example, that got change into 'My army of Cards', you can guess what it is by the name

It should be obvious by now that I'm a very happy-go-lucky kind of person that doesn't even care much about most stuff in the world, hell, now that I'm dead, I don't even need to worry about internship, cleaning, food, and all other necessity! The best gift that anyone could ever ask for! I could rest all I want here, although it is a little sad that I wouldn't be able to see my parents again, I'm more worried about their reaction to my death if I'm being honest

I decided to keep on "talking" Though and visualizing some anime stuff, I put talking in quotation because I don't actually have a body, I can tell, I can literally look around in full 360° without moving anything

It felt like a long time has passed here, I would know considering all the blabbering I did (about a lifetime of the complaint along with others), but now I don't have anything else to blabber about, and am bored out of my mind, so I decided to sleep, I was stopped from taking one however, for I could hear a female voice as soft as a melodic choirs

"Hmmm? And what do we have here? A mortal soul that manages to stay awake within the stary void? Much a surprise indeed"

"Nandeshou"

"I'm afraid I don't speak German, Kleiner, fufufu"

Then, a figure materialize in front of me, there, stood a being that could be described as a fairy queen, with long fluffy and flowy pink hair with a tint of green and purple, a green dress with vines of flowers of various species to decorate it and color on it with big leaves as a long skirt that cover her long legs, a huge sunflower on her head, flat chest, 6 beautifully colorful transparent wings on her back, and just generally a gorgeous, cute, and mischievous lady

"Now hold on, isn't the third to last one a bit rude? I mean I am flat but if you want to be rude, might as well go all out and say pettan"

And my mind immediately want to get the fuck out of here, the last thing I wanted is for a fairy queen from the folks' tale to "trolled" Me

The queen should be the worst of them if angered, I'll have to play to their every mischief if I want my peaceful life to stay! She can even read my mind!

"Fufufu, don't worry little one, for I'm not a fairy queen anymore, for I have become a goddess with the divinity of chaos and contract... Think of me as the same as those so-called demons and devils that sometimes, make a contract with little mortals... Besides, I already have my fun thanks to me being a goddess which came with the perk of being able to see other's world close up and read up on some manga and watch animes"

I see... Well, what do you want then? 

You are reading story Reincarnated as a Nuclear Birb in MHA at novel35.com

"Fufu, straight to the point eh? And you don't seem surprised about this whole situation"

Well, it's a template to get reincarnated at this point, by the by, how does it work? Does the soul just keep on getting reincarnated or is there an afterlife and stuff? 

The fairy queen started circling me by floating in a sitting position with her hand on her chin, thinking wherever is it fine to tell me, in the end, she decided to tell me

"The afterlife does exist, it is just that, an angel will need to blow a horn of end for all of the souls in a universe except deities, to be gathered to the afterlife to be judged, it's more efficient for immortals to have a long holiday then a black Friday after all, you would hate it too to need to work 24/7 right~? And reincarnation does happen sometimes, there are also a lot of times when a body got recycled into 4 tiny baby bodies and are affecting the said body, for example, tomboy because their body is of a manly man last time"

The fairy queen then clap her hand together as a metal tablet appear in her hand, she floats it toward me

"Here, here, you probably guess it, but I want to reincarnate you, why? Because it'll be fun, re-watching a story unfolds with a few extra new things in it is always fun, especially that time, when I watch a boy getting reincarnated as a digital techno superhero in the Marvel world"

Huh, I see... How does the anime dimension and stuff work by the way? Also, is this tablet really necessary? 

"Not really, just to make it easier for you to decide on what power you want, and as for the fiction becomes real in another world, well... It's actually backward, you see, an author suddenly got an inspiration, a dream, and other, and starts working, not knowing they are writing a future or history of another world"

Makes sense

Looking on the tablet, I'm greeted by a character creation screen with the default character being Kirito, I open the gallery on the side and search for many characters I definitely want to be on the tablet, like seriously, if I'm about to get a power-up, might as well make it even more fun by becoming a character, and one of my favorite series is definitely Touhou

It is fun, chaotic, and fun, except when the boundary got wonky and you can now truly die I guess, don't know if it's actually in the game lore or not, one of the things I love about Touhou is the characters, many, MANY of the 'main' front characters are unique and are put together so nicely, even more so with the fandom adding in something to them here and there alongside the creators, I mean, a shrine maidens that have godly ability to be able to dodge God's bullet attack and are always grumpy about the seemingly endless trouble and appear each day, is a quite a unique one

Hmm, with that said, there are also other anime and novels, and manga that has great character, hmm

In the end, I choose Utsuho Reiuji as my base character, I mean she has nuclear power, a galactic cape, and wings, what more do you want? Personally, I find her to be cool and powerful, clumsy, cutely dumb, and an idiot when it comes to things that do not involve anything nuclear in it, which probably include cooking

Of course, I lower down the idiotic and dumbness, not completely though, because having these ' debuffs' actually added to my power it seems, before I have an absolute beast of intellect in the nuclear department, and now it's been toned down along with the debuff

Now don't get me wrong, Utsuho could probably hit hard with her fist, but I 100℅ want that nuclear knowledge

What the... There's also a gender button... Ehhh, it looks like Utsuho, but doesn't feel like him? Yeaaa... I'mma stick to female Utsuho

Looking at her numbered stats I'm quite disappointed that there's not much stuff going on, I ask the queen about the number, 0 is the normal human standard, 5 is kids in a fantasy world, 10 is adult, 100 is the typical D rank, Hunter, while anything beyond 1000 is the realm of S rank hunter, so, I do what anyone that playing as a sniper/assassin would, dumb down the defense, turn the speed and attack to maximum! I then got these stats on my hand :