~Gazei~
I sat next to Rin, formerly known as Ren, who is now a girl.
We talked about her transition and how she felt about it.
Too bad I don't give a damn about any of that crap! She refused to answer any questions for three days. So all we have been doing was training and making tools.
Since when did Rin become scary like my mother?!
"Let me get this straight." I pinched my nose.
"You're a girl now..."
Rin smiled sultrily, probably implying that her current state was different from what it was before. This is most likely implying that she had grown into her femininity and was now more confident and comfortable with her identity.
....
Gazei, ignore it... Ren's like this all the time...
Honestly, I should have seen this coming.
"You also married me... and in my fucked up mind, I forced you and whatever girl I'm tappin' into a devil threesome or fourway or whatever shizz until everyone is passed out and filled with my glitzy? My left eye twitched as I repeated everything Rin told me days ago with a slight smirk on my face.
Although I had sex with a man (I seriously doubt that part. No man looks that stylish in a skirt.), the way Rin looks when she remembers whatever the hell I did is enough for me to somewhat get over it.
"It was always ten in my a$$ and eight in my mouth on nights when there were more than three girls in the house," laughed Rin, with a beaming grin on her face. "And the kisses... OH!~"
And I'm gone...
"All right, I'm done with this; let's go..." I grabbed the hand of the blushing girl and led her through the cave into the forest.
Today is the day I'll be taking Rin out hunting for the first time since reincarnating into a goblin or human. He (I'm starting to notice that Ren never liked the male pronouns after switching to skirts). It was inevitable that we would have to do this. No one eats if they don't work.
As newborn goblins, we were forced to consume these golden mushrooms for nourishment - they're delicious, but they're not in plentiful supply. Moreover, according to the children's goblins' caregivers, hunting was no longer possible since the season was over.
God bless me, I have family in third-world countries, and I'm obsessed with weapons of all cultures. So I created a Chuí with liúxīngchuí from rocks and sticks. It was easy. Chuí (simplified Chinese: 锤; traditional Chinese: 錘; lit. 'hammer/mace') is a Chinese melee weapon that consists of a large, solid metal sphere on the end of a medium-long handle.
This weapon was traditionally used with brute force, as the strength needed to heft such weapons was considerable. However, mine are made from wood, so they have a different feel to them. The meteor hammer (Chinese: 流星錘; pinyin: liúxīng chuí), often referred to simply as meteor (Chinese: 流星; pinyin: liúxīng), is an ancient Chinese weapon, consisting at its most basic level of two weights connected by a rope or chain.
Short version. I made a warhammer with a ball that works like a flail.
And I gave Rin a bullwhip made from ropes, an ancient Greek bolas projectile, and a makeshift bow & sling.
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In a few minutes, we came across a deer with four glowing antlers on its head. The animal monster was eating grass but ignored us.
There are a couple of things you need to keep in mind when hunting: Pick the weakest target, lure it away from the herd (the pack will attack you), and always aim for the sensitive parts of the body.
"Rin, you've got to get ready..." I called out to Rin, only to find that she had disappeared. When I glance up, I can see her already taking a position in the tree for what she is preparing to do.
I sprung and spun my chuí at speeds that showed hours of practice with my weapon. Finally, I smacked a trunk tree that spooked the herd into running.
As the herbivores ran past me, I made sure not to move as they flew. Finally, as the last one ran past me with slightly sluggish movement, it was struck in the eye with a stone arrowhead. It was clear that the arrow hit its intended target as the animal let out a loud squeal and fell down.
Last step of the hunt.
Always go for the neck.
I heard a crunch when I smashed my meteor hammer into its neck, causing its neck to snap like twigs.
"Like--" the flying tackle cut me off; no dive bomb tackle my ass into the ground.
I think she bruised my ribs just now...
I think I knew what was going to happen next. Kisses, kisses and more kisses. Like every other time we've won together...
I REALLY should have seen this coming.
When she finally stopped and began treating me with the herbs she had found earlier, I showed Rin how to dismantle the spoils.
The result of our first glorious hunt was a heavy as fuck deer with 60cm antlers out of its head, so I decided to call it Bone Spears. The antlers were sharp and light enough to throw perfectly. Bigger
[Gobu Gazei and Gobu Rin obtained Spear Deer Horn x4]
The moment I picked up the horn, an announcement resounded in my head.
No exp numbers or anything like that?
So much for being OP.
"Alright, Gazei, drag this back to the cave... I will scout ahead."
That bitch is cappin!
"Hell... ANNNNND, she's gone..." he sighed loudly as he looked at the horizon. "I really, really should have seen this one commin' "
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