Chapter 55: Consultation 55.

Consultation 55.

“God, how do I stop global warming?”

“Pfft.”

“God, what was that?”

“Nothing. It’s just that it’s not global warming, it’s climate change. Global warming is just a rebranding of climate change because some rich fuckers wanted to fearmonger and make easy money off some suckers by pushing hard for the idealistic idea of renewable energy. It’s too bad that the renewable energy they wanted to shove down your throats is a lie, as it stands it’s a pipe dream as the tech just isn’t there yet. Even if it was there it isn’t truly sustainable either meaning it’s not renewable.”

”What? You dare belittle our efforts to combat global warming, an issue that threatens our very existence, God?”

“I’m not belittling it, it’s just that it’s been blown out of proportions. Countless humans and species may die as climates change across the globe, but you’re not all going to go extinct. It’s a natural process in nature to speed up the evolutionary process. Only the strongest, most well-adapted, and lucky will be able to survive this tribulation, that’s just how evolution works. There will be losers and winners, that’s just part of life. Some die while others live. Some will draw the short end of the stick, but that’s only natural.” 

“Listen here and listen well, not everyone can win. For every winner born from the process of natural selection, that winner climbed over the corpses of countless others who similarly fought for survival to reach where that winner stands now. Saying you want to stop climate change is like spitting on all the lives that struggled against you to reach where you are today. Keep struggling, but don’t ever think you can stop nature. If you let the arrogance of standing at the top get to you, you will have the rug pulled out from beneath your feet before you even realize it.”

“There will always be conflict in the world, that’s just how it is. Trying to fight climate change is a losing battle. Instead, you should embrace it, adapt, and find a way to survive through nature’s great tribulation. Humans have had it too easy for far too long. It’s resulted in an accumulation of entitlement among the people. Sorry to tell you this, human, you’re not entitled to anything. Your lives don’t mean shit in the grand scheme of the universe. Just because you’ve reached the top of the food chain in your little pond, don’t get complacent and think you can stop nature's natural course.”

“If nature wants you dead, you’re very damn well going to die.”

“But, God, surely there has to be a way to at least slow the process.”

“Slow the process? Why slow the evolutionary process? That’s completely nonsensical and irrational. Unless humans are satisfied with devolving into a mediocre species no better than potatoes.”

“God, I didn’t come here to bicker about this. I want to know how to stop global warming.”

“Tch. stubborn. Look, you aren’t going to stop anything. You can maybe slow the process a bit, but that is all. You might be able to try and buy some time with short-sighted renewable energies, however, they aren’t the long term solution. As I mentioned before the tech is not currently there.”

“Why do you say the tech is not there?”

I immediately got a headache just thinking about how long this would take. I sucked it up, took a deep breath, and began another one of my long-winded explanations behind all the current problems with the so-called renewable energies that had been popularized in her world. 

One hour later...

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“Then all the high praises I’ve heard for years about these renewable energies have all been people blowing out hot air?”

“Yeah, essentially. As many of them rely on fossil fuels anyway, these forms of energy are not truly sustainable in the long run. The true path to survival is for your civilization to rapidly evolve and outgrow your dependence on your home planet alone. You need to toughen up as a species, venture forth out into the expansive universe to collect resources from the outside, then bring them back to your homeworld.” 

“You need not methods to stop climate change, rather, you need methods to withstand the changing climate of your homeworld and adapt to it. Do not try to unreasonably fight against it else you’ll be crushed like an ant underfoot. Fighting to outright stop nature’s natural mechanisms is what short-sighted arrogant fools who think too much of themselves do.”

“Reducing your usage is naturally a wonderful thing as you’re improving efficiency, but outright eliminating your usage of a resource readily available at your disposal is purely idiotic.”

“I… think I understand now, God… trying to stop global warming isn’t the correct choice after all. What really needs to be done is to purge all the slimy people profiting off of it who don’t actually give a shit about anything aside from how many zeros show up in their bank account. They’re the true scourges that will lead humans to extinction.”

“What? I don’t think I went that far. How did you come to that conclusion?”

“Well, isn’t it obvious after everything you’ve said? If there was actually a cheap solution to all our problems, there’s no way they would reveal it to anyone. They’re obviously hiding any cheap solutions they may have discovered to solve all sorts of these problems. If it was inexpensive, they wouldn’t make anywhere near as much money, right?”

“I mean, I wouldn’t go as far as saying something like that.”

“No, better yet why don’t all or at the very least most humans just die? Wouldn’t that immediately solve the problem? We wouldn’t run into these sorts of problems if there were less of us.”

“Uh, wait. I think you’re getting a bit carried away now.”

“Carried away? God, you’re the one that has shown me the truth. Besides, now that I think about it, the agreement we have internationally, isn’t it actually complete bullshit? Certain countries don’t have to meet the standards set in place until several years from now while we have to meet them long before them? But will they even really do so in the end? Looking at their attitudes… no… they definitely won’t. They’re just in it for themselves. They’re probably just snickering at us thinking we’re idiots for going along with it so easily. When the time actually comes they’re not going to uphold their side of the agreement at all.”

“The more I think about it, the more pissed off I get. Why do we even try to get along with them? What the hell are we trying so hard for when they obviously don’t give a shit and are secretly mocking us behind our backs? Fuck them. Global warming? Climate change? I hope it just kills them all in one fell swoop.”

“God, thank you for everything. This consultation has been a real eye-opener.”

“Uh… yeah. Right.”

She suddenly stood up from her seat and departed. She originally came in here as someone with the desire to better the world, but somehow she left as someone wanting to see the world burn.

Maybe it would have been better if I didn’t explain all of that to her. But, why do they all turn out this way in the end? Is it my fault?

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