Chương 288: Cycle 51 (Notice)

Next cycle, I’ll be opening a shared floor for all non-players in the dungeon. It will be an amusement park on Floor 93.5. I’ve become a fan of delegation, so here’s some tasks for you all…

Yetis: You’ll be in charge of security. I’ve got a list of rules I’ll send you when the cycle resets, you just make sure everyone follows them. If you think of any extra rules that are needed, ask Cynoe to send them to me. He’s the only one of your group who didn’t reply “yes” to my query two cycles ago, so I trust him to not bother me with dumb, fun-reducing stuff. 

Mosquitoes: I’m going to have shape-changing potions available, and I need your opinions on how to handle hive minds with them. Also, I’m putting you in charge of music for the park. Your stuff is usually fairly happy-sounding, so come up with a couple long songs for me to play on repeat. Or ask other bands for songs. I don’t care, you’re in charge.

Floor 2 kobolds: You’ll be in charge of safety and maintenance. I have the park set to magically clean itself at midnight every night, so don’t worry about that. But if a ride looks like it’s about to yeet people into the ceiling, or a walkway gets too rickety, let me know. You and the yetis will have the ability to stop rides; use this power responsibly. 

Floor 97 kobolds: The floor will open up to everyone when the Floor 2 kobolds get sent down there. Before that happens, I want you to set up an inauguration party. Have it last all cycle. You can do it, I believe in you. Whichever one of you was deep-frying chocolate cake for your fair thing, message me, I need to talk to you about food. I’ve tried to automate everything, but if it turns out actual people are needed to work on rides and stuff, I’ll take people from your group. If being an amusement park mook has been your lifelong dream, message me so I can have a list ready. I’m overseeing it all myself for the first cycle, then I’m going to choose one of you to oversee everything for me. If you want the job, let me know and I’ll decide who gets it later. 

That should be about it. Don’t tell anyone about this, especially a certain group of catgirls and their friends. They are officially players, and I haven’t decided if they should be allowed in yet. 

This will be a non-player-only thing. There’ll be doors to it from every floor, so you can find and kidnap all the wolves in the dungeon if you want. They’ll automatically be yoinked back to their floor when a player enters, same as everyone else. 

Oh, the hedge maze will stay. Mostly because getting rid of it would require effort.

Yep, that’s all.