Chapter 300: Cycle 53 (4)

Dear Diary,

Avi and I have found a difference between us that we might not be able to get over. A difference bigger than our families coming from different countries, or being raised with different religious beliefs. Neither of us think we’re at fault, so we both refuse to accept the other’s point of view or apologize.

I like pineapple on pizza.

And not just Hawaiian pizza, no, I think a pizza called an Everything pizza should have pineapple on it. Without pineapple it’s not “everything” is it?! Not big chunks of pineapple, not huge slices, just little half-olive sized pieces. The sweetness combines with the salty and savory things, and makes all the flavors stand out more. I mean, pizza dough usually has a ton of sugar in it specifically to enhance the salty toppings. So putting a sweet thing on the top and bottom just makes sense! Plus, baked pineapple is the best. Cooking it makes the strings inside less sharp! It gets all soft and juicy and delicious, and it needs to be in more dishes.

Avi’s like “pineapples don’t belong on pizza, they’re not Italian.”

Yeah, well, guess what else isn’t Italian: TOMATOES. Tomatoes come from South America, and weren’t in any Italian dishes until like the 1600’s! But will anyone argue that tomato sauce has no place on a pizza? Hmm? Absolutely not! That’s like one of the four main pizza ingredients! Bread (Italian), pepperoni (Italian), mozzarella (Italian), and tomato sauce (PERUVIAN). (Ok, the actual mix of ingredients for the sauce with oregano and basil probably originated in Italy, but NOT THE TOMATOES.) (And technically pepperoni was invented in New York, but by Italians, so an argument could be made either way about its Italian-ness.) (YES I HAVE DONE RESEARCH ON THIS.)

Look, everyone needs a hill to die on, and this is mine. It has always been mine, and I’m not giving it up for anyone!

If someone is willing to eat a pizza with tomato sauce, then eating it with pineapple should be just as acceptable. If you don’t like it for the flavor, I won’t argue. But if it’s a high-and-mighty “pRiNcIpLe” thing, then you’re just uneducated.

Nya.

Goodnight, Dungeon!

 

 

 

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Shaun handed Y a hot dog, sitting down next to her. Around them, the amusement park bustled with life. People were talking, laughing, and generally enjoying themselves. Shaun wondered how many people lived in the dungeon, and if they all came to the park every day.

He saw someone familiar and nodded in that direction. "Looks like Emmy has a boyfriend."

Y looked over, then frowned. She studied the pair, lowering the hot dog to her lap.

Shaun glanced at the tall, yellow-haired catguy, then back at Y. "Trying to think what he really is?"

"Yes. There is a downside to giving away race-changing potions, everyone becomes so difficult to recog…" Y stopped. She suddenly focused on the hot dog, taking a bite like it was the only thing of interest to her.

Shaun smiled, leaning back to eat as well. Emmy and the man holding her hand got in line for the ferris wheel.

Y absently pushed her glasses into place, speaking very softly. "How many people do you think have seen the Admin?" She took another bite of the hot dog.

"No way," Shaun said, looking at the man. "No. He can't…" The height and skin tone were the same. And yellow was very close to gold. "Y?"

"As far as I know, only me, you, and Aya," Y said casually. "There might be more, but we saw him as a human. And annoyed. Not as a happy neko."

Shaun felt his ears fold back until they pressed against his skull. "Y, this feels dangerous."

"Shall we leave and pretend we never saw him?"

"Yes."

Y nodded, taking Shaun's hand. She teleported them to the hedge maze.

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