Chapter 306: Cycle 54 (5)

There is a group currently campaigning for all the players to become bikini-wearing female elves next cycle.

I will not force anyone into becoming anything they do not want to be. However, I personally would enjoy watching parties of skimpily-clad elf chicks slaughter their way through my dungeon.

So any player who starts next cycle as a female elf will receive the following special item:

Golden Bikini

Gives 50% resistance to all magical damage.

Gives 75% resistance to all bludgeoning damage.

Gives 100% resistance to all slashing and stabbing damage.

If you have one and become a man, it’ll become a normal bikini. And if you keep it till Cycle 56 it’ll also become a normal bikini.

So yep. Choose wisely.