「The amount of your purchase is…………Based on the valuable experience we had coordinating Yomi-sama here, we learned a little bit…………This is the price.」
「That’s very cheap. Oh, can I have a receipt? It’s addressed to the accounting department of the Demon Army.」
「I can’t afford the expense! Also, that amount of money is about half a month’s salary for a mid-level soldier in the Demon Army!」
That’s cheap.
As the holder of the title of Four Demon Generals, the pinnacle of military prowess in the Demon Army, I am paid a good salary. I can afford to pay that much.
Also, I can probably get it off my expenses. The accountant is Vinel-san, who loves shotaloli, so I think I can afford it if I show her Yomi’s dress-up.
「Thank you! Please come again!」
「Thank you too…Well, Yomi. We’re going home. And put this on.」
「No way! None of this reflects my will! …Thanks to you, all I’ve done today is scream!」
「J U S T D O I T! I’ll do anything if you put this on! Please heal me! I’ve done so much on the battlefield, I even killed the Hero…I’m exhausted! If Yomi would wear this, I can start working hard again tomorrow! Please!」
「Uuu……If you say it like that……」
Well, I can’t say no to the Hero thing because I enjoyed it too, but minor issue.
「Ugh……o-okay……」
「Good! Let’s go home as soon as possible……」
『Ah, Yomi, Lean. Can you hear me? It’s me.』
…………………
『Demon King-sama, what can I do for you?』
『Yes. Something strange has happened at the front. I’d like to hold an emergency meeting with the current leadership to discuss it. So…』
『I’m busy with something important right now, so I can’t make it. Please tell the executives to do their best. Bye.』
『…Ha? Hey, wait.』
*Buchi*
………
「Let’s go home, Yomi.」
「No, wait! What are you doing, Lean!?」
Well, what is it?
「What were you thinking, ignoring the Demon King-sama call?! Come on, let’s go!」
「I―M―N―O―T―G―O―I―N―G! Because I’m off today! Besides, with clothes in my hands and Yomi in front of me, it would be rude not to change into them! I owe the Demon King-sama a lot, but this time, this is more important than that! Come on, let’s get the hell out of here!」
「No, you can’t!」
「……What are you doing, you two?」
「D-Demon King-sama!」
「Tsk…why are you here……」
「Because you cut off my telepathy! What’s more important than the current situation of the Demon Army? ……Hmm? What’s with the cute outfit, Yomi?」
「T-This……umm……Lean is……」
「……Yomi dressed adorably. Numerous garments are in Lean’s hands……Hey, Lean. I don’t think so, but what’s the important thing to do? ……You don’t mean to make Yomi wear that, do you?」
「That’s right.」
「…You mean? Are you trying to say that dressing Yomi up is more important than the policies of the Demon Army and her work as the Four Demon Generals?」
「Of course not……I just don’t have any other option in my mind than to change Yomi’s clothes in this situation right now. I’ll get serious about the job tomorrow.」
……Later on, I think I was possessed by something evil at this time.
I would never think of defying the Demon King in my normal life.
「…Haahhh……You, really……when Yomi is involved, why is it so…Well, whatever. For now, just attend the meeting…」
「I decline.」
「Wai!? Lean!?」
「……Lean. Make the right decision while I’m still laughing and forgiving you, okay?」
「I am sorry, Demon King-sama, but I can’t meet your expectations for today only…Look at this Yomi. Isn’t she pretty? I have an item in my hand that will make this pretty girl even prettier, and you want me to leave her like that? Impossible.」
「……I see. What you are saying is absurd, but I like your willingness to make your intentions known. If you can strike a blow to me right here and now, you and Yomi can go home today.」
「Wai!? Demon King-sama, what are you……!?」
「Fufufu…Demon King-sama, please don’t regret your words, okay? I will show you the power of me, the semi-most powerful of all your servants.」
「Lean, wait! Demon King-sama and Lean, please calm down!」
Yomi desperately tried to stop me, but the Demon King-sama and I were ready for battle.
「……H-Hey, isn’t that Lean-sama and the Demon King-sama?」
「Why are you two in a fighting stance? Don’t tell me they’re trying to start a fight here!?」
「Hey, you’ve got to be kidding me!? Run, run!」
Such voices from the people around me were becoming less and less audible as I concentrated on the task at hand.
「Kukuku…Lean, it’s been eight years since you met me, but this is the first time you fight me.」
「Yes……I never thought it will happen either.」
「Neither did I. No, really…Now, you can move first.」
「……I’ll take your word for it.」
There is no way I am going to a meeting.
For Yomi’s dressing up. To dress up Yomi!
And the battle was on!
First, I kicked.
「You’re slow.」
「Gyabueh!」
Five seconds into the battle.
Demon King-sama’s attack, which was unleashed at a speed that even the effect of the Heavenly Eyes Ars could not avoid, pierced several of my vital points at almost the same time.
「……no……too……strong……」
「If I’m not strong, I wouldn’t be the Demon King…」
Hearing the voice of the Demon King-sama, I collapsed on the spot.
「L, L―――n!?」
「I’ve won. Now let’s go, Yomi, come here too.」
「Y-Yes…」
「Hey, seriously. That Lean-sama is killed in the blink of an eye. The Demon King-sama is amazing…」
「I’ve never seen Lean-sama defeated before…」
「Even the Four Demon Generals……She’s too strong, Demon King-sama……」
Hearing voices like that and Yomi’s voice……I let go of my consciousness.
AN: You’re fighting the Demon King, Lean! …Or so you thought!
Hahahaha! You were fooled! That was a lie!
…I would say that this is not Demon King vs. Lean.
Because it’s not even a battle.
By the way, Vinel is a shotacon and a lolicon. The reason why she didn’t respond to Lean and Yomi in their childhood is that they were too young and out of her scope, and for her, the ideal external age is between 12 and 15 years old.