"...Oh, my God, are you going to put something that thick in my body?"
"Don't worry, your sister will take care of it. Come on, relax..."
"Oh, God, it's coming in, it's coming in..."
"There you go, all the way in, see? This is your first time, so don't move for a while, okay?"
"Oh, sister, your body is so hot!"
"You'll get used to it after a while. Once you get used to it, you'll be hooked. Okay, I'm going to move it.
"Pfft!
I was at the acupuncture clinic. I had loved needles since my previous life, but I had never imagined that I would get a needle that thick in my stomach.
The move is over, and tomorrow the business of the Darke Trading Company will begin. The royal army and the nobles have been informed. The store is located on the border of the Imperial City and my property. While I was looking for a new place to live, I found a vacant store that I could afford, so I decided to buy it and use it as is. It's a nice 15-minute commute by Ilimo.
After the opening, I came to the acupuncture and moxibustion clinic next to the gate of the brothel district to do some physical maintenance. I enjoyed the treatment a lot. The woman who treated me went out of her way to see me out when I left the acupuncture clinic. She is a young woman, but she is quite skilled. I felt lighter. I couldn't help but think
"Wow, that felt really good! I feel so refreshed!"
"Sometimes my body just asks for it. Please come back anytime."
People on the street are laughing. This is outside the gates of the brothel district. Maybe there's been some kind of misunderstanding.
In fact, when I started working at the ward shop, I hit the jackpot. Basically, it is a very feudal business that is open two days a week from 9:00 a.m. to 5:00 p.m., with a one-hour lunch break and closing time that varies according to the owner's whims, but on average, the store receives about 10 orders a day. The shop receives an average of about 10 orders a day. They want a warder to carry their goods to a distant country because of the dangerous situation on the way.
He could not fulfill all the orders, and at first he refused, but one day he came up with a good idea.
He would pick up a lot of stones from the river and sell them as "magic stones". My wards can be remotely controlled. So, I ask the client how strong and how long he wants the warding to last, and put up a warding for each of them. I give them a stone as a "warding charm stone". Of course, it is just a piece of stone, but the customer believed it completely. Well, since it is level 2, the maximum duration is 3 days. The strength of the stone is such that it can be broken by being cut five times with a sword, but even so, the demand was high and this "fake magic stone" sold like hotcakes. The price is set at 100G, which is a very aggressive price, but it still sells well. Since the cost is free, we make a profit from each sale. Don't call it a bad business.
The requests from the royal family are surprisingly few. I only accompany His Highness Weiras when he makes a visit to the government outside the palace, and that is only once a month, and the longest I have accompanied His Highness' sister for a day to attend a local town event.
During lunch breaks and after work, I enjoyed sightseeing in the Imperial Capital in my free time on holidays. The city is quite large, so it is difficult to visit all of it. I found some good weapon shops and armor shops. I also found a favorite grocery store. On weekends and holidays, I go to a hotel for lunch, and I am living an elegant and luxurious life.
When I first moved here, there were quite a few demons, but they were all low-ranked demons such as orcs and goblins, and I was able to defeat them without difficulty. Nowadays, I don't see any demons anymore, partly due to the effect of the warding. I have a feeling that the warding of the house has been lifted and only the warding of me, Gon, and Ilimo is needed now.
My repertoire of cooking has increased. I succeeded in making o-hagi from glutinous rice. I am proud to say that the taste is not quite the same as my grandma's, but it's pretty close. Gon was very pleased with this.
He enjoys cooking rice and eating it, as well as making fried rice and grilled rice balls with it, and sometimes he even tries his hand at deep-frying foods such as tempura and karaage. This is also popular with Gon. The pudding I am making now is pudding. He is currently working on a prototype of a caramel sauce that he is very particular about.
I haven't been to that brothel yet. It's a bit embarrassing, and I tend to go home at night. Because Ilimo wants to go home early. Well, I guess he is trying to keep me away from strange insects, and he misses the rather spacious stable in the house, where he lives comfortably. I am thinking of buying another horse to replace Ilimo, since I can put a few more horses there without any problem at all. After all, we need to give Ilimo a rest, too.
Autumn is over, winter has come, and we can finally feel the breath of spring. The business is as good as ever, and the orders keep coming in. Gon is in charge of collecting stones, but he complains that he is running low on stones these days.
One day, he discovers an apothecary with a store in the basement. The store was in a secluded place, but it was selling something very dangerous. Poison. I found something surprising among them. This poison, named "Kash," was described as a poison that can cause a heart attack if taken in large quantities. I examined it and found it to be "magnesium chloride. It is so-called "bittern.
When I found this, I was very excited. I could make tofu. In a previous life, my family was a tofu maker. As the son of a tofu maker, my grandfather and father taught me how to make tofu. I didn't like it, so I didn't take over the family and worked as a programmer, but I promised myself that I would try to make tofu in this world to repay my grandfather and father.
In this apothecary, there was also an "aphrodisiac". It was something I didn't understand, but for some reason, Gon reacted to it.
I want to buy a whore, give her a drug, and make her fluff me up. A young, big-breasted, beautiful woman, white as a white fish, with beautiful fingers, who will reach the peak of pleasure with me...it will be wonderful.... It's a dream come true. UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
As for the medicine, it is said to be possible to adjust its effects and so on. Gong looks even more dirty. At any rate, we have decided what to buy at this apothecary. I tell the owner what I want to order.
"Excuse me, sir. Please give me something to put on my stupidity.