Chapter 133: Chapter 132: Secret Weapon

Hello, it's me, the bizarrest of bizarre maids, Madeleine here. I am currently walking. Walking where? Walking there, walking here, walking everywhere! Or maybe I'm not walking? Who knows?

"The Wall of Weapons recently appeared in Trogen. As you are close friends with the owner, and she is necessary for a secret weapon I wish to get ahold of, we shall be going to it."

Oh yeah, I'm also walking with Merida right now. I'm going to be honest, she looks like shit right now. She looks like she got accidentally mistaken for some random important elf chieftain, kidnapped and turned into a slave, thrown into a slave gladiatorial ring, and then escaped but forgot to spruce herself up.

"That is precisely what happened. Your propensity for absurdity continues to confound me, Madeleine."

"Teehee~"
"Do you wish for an explanation about my future actions, or are you content to watch them as they happen?"

"Hmm… well, Mel tells me exposition is very important, so I say hit me with your best shot! Fire away!"

"I…" Merida kept walking forward, her chin on her hand, silently contemplating. "I do not have a clue as to what I am going to do."

"Heh? Ooh, I know! You're doing a Madeleine special!"

"Hmm… yes, most likely. I intend to grab hold of a secret weapon, then go to the Royal Palace. My dear Speedy should have gathered many people there. From there… I guess it will simply be improvisation."

"Ooh, impromptu world domination, I like it."

"I have already accomplished world domination. No need to do something so boring."

"Oh, okay."

"Now then, we have arrived." Merida stopped in front of a random alleyway, which had nothing of note aside from a knocked-out homeless man. 

"Christie put the entrance in some weird interdimensional pocket again, didn't she?"

"Indeed." 

"I hate those entrances. They don't make sense to me. Why not a door? Doors are cool, especially the ones you can kick."

Merida and I walked through the alleyway, eventually finding a small crack between two buildings. Merida poked her fingers in, and the very next moment, she got sucked in. Oh god… these ones make me sick. I reluctantly stick my hand in, suddenly finding myself inside the Wall of Weapons, but more importantly, surprisingly not sick. Christie must've improved it.

"Hey girl," said Christie, who was at the entrance, as if she was expecting Merida and I. "First a hot half-elf adventurer, and now an elf milf. You are such a player, girl."

"I am married."

"Oh em gee, Maddy. You went after a married woman?! You so dangerous."

"Me? Cheat? Only in games that aren't Go Fish!"

"Don't worry girl, I won't tell a soul." She zipped her mouth and heart and tossed away the imaginary zipper. "Unless ya want me to. Then I'll gossip away!"

Merida let out an annoyed sigh, not wanting to deal with this conversation. Man, she used to play along with me. That's what being a slave does to a person, I guess… that doesn't explain. "I wish to be done with this quickly, so let me state something, Christie Runnen."

"My full name, huh? What next? Gonna say some secret code I have?" Christie said with a huge grin on her face. Ooh, I like secret codes.

"Those who are dangerous will be turned into another brick in the wall."

Christie's grin immediately disappeared. "Tch. Who's the dumbass who let it spill? David? Lily? Don't tell me it was motherfucking Eldra?"

"No one. I hold All-Seeing Eye."

"Oh… the Seer. Rika always warned me of you… your lucky you're with Maddy."

"I know."

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"Give me a second." Christie tapped the ground, revealing a circle of twelve different holes. She then created twelve different weapons, stabbing them into the holes, opening up a hidden door in the circle's centre. "Follow me." She walked down, with Merida following. Welp, into the dragon's mouth I go… I wonder if dragons would like the taste of me?

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"Welcome to the True Wall, where dangerous Sacred Power holders are sealed," Christie showed us into a small room with nothing but a shelf with marble balls in glass cases. "You would be here if it weren't for that fleet-footed subordinate of yours, Seer."

"She is my wife; you will refer to her as such."

"Whatever." Christie rolled her eyes. "So, as the all-knowing Seer, you're here for some Sacred Power holders. State them."

"Entropy and Kamikaze."

"Seriously? The one that spawned the Chaos Storm and the one that literally blows the user up?"

"Seriously."

Christie walked over to the shelf, grabbed two marbles, and handed them over to Merida. "To release them, all you have to do is break the marbles. Capiche?"

"Understood." Merida faced me, showing off a marble to me. "A Side Note. The other Sacred Powers here can wait another time."

"Ooh, a Side Note!" I took the marble from her, making the familiar blue screen appear.

Kamikaze You can blow yourself up. Side Note: Become The Bomb!

"Kamikaze? That sounds like it'd be fun to say."

"That guy was in the middle of exploding while he was being sealed, so might want to be careful with his marble. Okay, Maddy?"

"Aye aye, captain!"

"As for Entropy… I have no idea. Why do you even want that, Seer?"

"Hmm… no idea."

Christie scoffed. "Whatever. Get lost. Don't come back again, Seer." Christie glared at Merida before facing me and putting on a huge smile. "You're always free to come over, Maddy. Catch you later, girlfriend."

"Bye bye!"

"Farewell."

And so, out of the Wall of Weapons, we went.

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Character profile: George Freitod

Sacred power: Kamikaze

Days spent in Mendass before being sealed: 4

Description: The self-destructive transmigrator. George was a man who spent life on Earth trying to kill himself, yet failed every single time. Noose? The rope broke. Shooting himself? The gun jammed. Toaster in a bathtub? His bathroom's lightbulb exploded, and its glass shards somehow cut the toaster's wire before he could drop it. Jumping in front of a train? A huge cushion fell from an overhead airplane between him and the train, softening the train's blow. Given a Sacred Power that allows him to blow himself up? Sealed by the Reincarnator's Organization before his ability could truly kill him. What a fucked up life.

Chapter namesake: Secret Weapon by Demi The Daredevil

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