Silly Ways To Transition

Chapter 1: Looking back it was a coupon that made it all possible

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She told me again that I was a pervert for entering the girl's bathroom.

Long a go I stopped using public restrooms but this time..

"You could not hold it in?" said Sadie

Jade scoffed and smiled. The sun shined and lopsided she replied.

"They seriously think, think that we transition and spend so many shekels, gold and iron, just for the sake of what the internet-"

"I know" replied Sadie. Bemused she said. "Maybe we should indulge them."

"Jake. Trans boy and 12," said the newcomer with a tipped beret. "I transition because this beret was at a discount." The beret was just for the dudz.

"Jade, 15, I transitioned because my TV broke," she said and flicked her phone. Jade did not have a TV.

"Sadie, 15" said Sadie, pulling up a chair at the local lgbt club. "Transitioned because I dislike odd numbers and this club had 5"

"What if I join?" said Dio.

"Rats!" proclaimed Sadie. "Guess I will have to use the dummy" she said pointing to a dummy that said "I am trans, please don't close the club due to low members."

"Transitioned to manspread, realized too late no buses in college" said Toby and proceeded to roll a joint. He was 18 and man-spreading a single chair.

"Bet!" said enthusiastically Lissie, "My friend Johnny said only girls could enjoy sour licorice and I bet that I could become a girl and live like that for rest of my life"

...

"and enjoy sour licorice!" everybody groaned.

"What did you win?" asked a genuinely smiling Jade.

"A nickel!".

Later and to try to reclaim her wounded honour Sadie would angrily text Dio, telling him that the club could accept cis-het members, no discrimination, but he didn't count as an official member and so she owed him a nickel as well!

"Lissie was the one that-" at this impolite intrusion of truth by Jade, Sadie stormed off.

A year ago

It was a curious fact of the early twenty first century that thanks to improvements to quantum computing and machine learning the entire problem of protein folding, effect of enzymes and connectome had been mapped in the year 2030.

To non-nerds this fact was unnoticed and largely ignored-

Three years later the first AI and the first mass-produced artificial organs were created.

Still expensive it was now possible for the rich to become young and for the poor to become resentful.

Quickly and so unstable the furor rose and in a masterful act of misdirection and to avoid the oncoming revolution the technology was somewhat democratized.

And for the same cheap amount(price of a cheap car) it was sold to trans women, enby and trans men who could easily acquire a shiny, lab-grown body.

With a sigh of relief Fox America News blasted on the evil pink cyan and white menace.

Who could think of the children, when the children were threatened by the children, blasted grown ass man and general-purpose Gremlin Zucker Carlton.

His throat swelled and he heaved and puffed and out came 4chan and another scandal in the proud american tradition of marginalization.

Right by redlining and the war on drug and Jim Crow came a threat from the labs of Sinnia Technologies.

Portable Reconstructed Indepedent DE-Refirgurators

With terrible marketing but excellent science PRIDE boasted the ability to liquefy your insides and rebuild them shiny while staying in a three painful day sleep.

"Like wrestling a bear with toothpick".

New faces and new hands and even new chromosomes. Each operation costly and unwieldy but very reversible.

So reversible in fact that the technology was made accessible to everyone, and thus and once again no one got angry when so many plutocrats said kiss kiss bye bye and the next new thing popped up in tv.

Possible Mars colonies and the impact on Revelations, scrolled Fox America in its colorless red white and blue banner.

"Will the final judgment come? Will our sinful souls be saved from tainted the soil if the prophecies contradict-"

In Kohl's opinion this was not the best of news. That tv station had gotten crazy in later years and this was too much. The transgender craze and the new scapegoats, rights for trans humans and AIs, was an excellent distraction, and though his transdaughter Lilian Wilson had angrily busted into his living room and he had apologized in front of his Lana...

Well it hadn't gone well to say the least.

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The man rose with a sigh from his non-couch and grabbed a non-drink and tried to think of something.

Jade had uninstalled Fibber. Thanks to it though she had found out the trans challenge.

It was somewhat true it was a bet. But. But not really.

Her parents were gullible enough, with the appropriate certificate to prove it. By night she had heard them listening to that waxed man newscaster spewing saliva and hatred and decided that a front would be useful.

"Turn yourself into the opposite sex for a week!" said the "challenge". She had found a qr code in a candy licorice bar, and it opened Sinnias' Fibber's account.

In order to beat the challenge and to raise sales in local shops of PRIDE machines you could get a free back and forth swap. If you decided to stay like that though you had to pay up.

One of the worst PR campaigns in history had almost resulted in Sinnias' bankruptcy. But when she came back three days later and stinking of broken down proteins and weird goo her mother had first shrieked and cried.

She had been told that at no point she could ever enter the girl's bathroom in order to fulfill a stupid challenge.

Jade had no intention to swap back or to "invade" the girl's bathroom, but if her mother believed that forcing her to attend the school as girl was a punishment she was sorely mistaken.

She did not care if her helpful sister Caroline had spred rumours of her "cadful degeneracy". Painted posters provided by the local bible club that labeled her "Pervertito Numero Uno. Supremo Weirdasco."

In the style of Warhol's Monroe her new face plastered on every corner of school.

In other posters she appeared rubbing a Fu Manchu 'stache plastered on her face with several tentacles groping the schools girls.

"The TransNorman Menace"

The later were taken down by the school admin for racism and sexual imagery.

But she did not care. She did not care because her best friend Dio was by her side and she finally had a body that did not make hear want to punch all mirrors on planet.

That stranger in windows, with a ridiculous gangly broad shoulders gait, as far as she was considered that was the real menace. Norman was his name.

But Jade had buried it under 30 pounds of weird good and a peaceful nap. With her new body Jade was born and if Coach Solensky forced her to present standing in front of all the male locker population that was acceptable.

It was so much easier to stop caring about people deadnaming you or misgendering you when you knew that at least you had yourself.

The boys were not as stupid as the Coach and Jeremy Dickinson blushed a mighty red of jock Rosacea joy.

"For fuck's sake Jeremy if you want tits so much grow your own" blasted Carmichael.

Undeterred by shame or any notion of common space Carmichael had sidled up to Jeremy's side.

"Your sister is a package deal, isn't she?" Intimately Jade knew that Jeremy was actually talking to her.

Whispering into Jeremy's ear but loud of enough for her hear he had continued.

On the bright side Jeremy was not bullying her because he truly saw her a girl.

On the down side Jeremy did see her as a girl. This meant she will had to deal with him alone.

The girls had vetoed him after too many clumsy attempts at a relationship. "Jumping from deck to deck before it gets slippery" he had said on the memorable Halloween that had granted him a broken nose for a pirate costume.

And for breaking up with her sister Carolne after only three hours.

"The ship had sailed". He said and Jade had laughed at his joke. He had turned and smiled at him.

"Ugh. I should had known that smile meant trouble," Dio said as they finished changing and the womanizer continued to whisper to her cheesy pick ups through the ear of Jeremy.

"How do I keep it?"

Referring to her body, Jade was nervous her parents would force her to turn back. To be more accurate Jade would had run away before allowing herself to be swapped, but still.

Still with too much plot to give and not enough words to care the group had decided that focusing on the petty punishment of her parents was too much.

"The problem is that if this thing becomes notorious enough she will be mocked for it and she might start to care..."

Overhearing this Jeremy had caught up with he duo and said.

"Why not just tell her the truth? You know, she is your mom."

"No."

"Ugh" said Dio. "Mrs Carlton would not accept that. If she knew that Jade was not doing this as an elaborate ruse to enter the locker's, but rather because she is trans, then she would probably force Jade to change".

But for now Jade had to figure how to get the money necessary to paid for the already completed procedure.

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Chapter 1 Looking back it was a coupon that made it all possible. She told me again that I was a pervert for entering the girl's bathroom.
Long a go I stopped using public restrooms but this time..
"You could not hold it in?" said Sadie
Jade scoffed and smiled. The sun shined and lopsided she replied.
"They seriously think, think that we transition and spend so many shekels, gold and iron, just for the sake of what the internet-"
"I know" replied Sadie. Bemused she said. "Maybe we should indulge them."
"Jake. Trans boy and 12," said the newcomer with a tipped beret. "I transition because this beret was at a discount." The beret was just for the dudz.
"Jade, 15, I transitioned because my TV broke," she said and flicked her phone. Jade did not have a TV.
"Sadie, 15" said Sadie, pulling up a chair at the local lgbt club. "Transitioned because I dislike odd numbers and this club had 5"
"What if I join?" said Dio.
"Rats!" proclaimed Sadie. "Guess I will have to use the dummy" she said pointing to a dummy that said "I am trans, please don't close the club due to low members."
"Transitioned to manspread, realized too late no buses in college" said Toby and proceeded to roll a joint. He was 18 and man-spreading a single chair.
"Bet!" said enthusiastically Lissie, "My friend Johnny said only girls could enjoy sour licorice and I bet that I could become a girl and live like that for rest of my life"
...
"and enjoy sour licorice!" everybody groaned.
"What did you win?" asked a genuinely smiling Jade.
"A nickel!".
Later and to try to reclaim her wounded honour Sadie would angrily text Dio, telling him that the club could accept cis-het members, no discrimination, but he didn't count as an official member and so she owed him a nickel as well!
"Lissie was the one that-" at this impolite intrusion of truth by Jade, Sadie stormed off.

A year ago
It was a curious fact of the early twenty first century that thanks to improvements to quantum computing and machine learning the entire problem of protein folding, effect of enzymes and connectome had been mapped in the year 2030.
To non-nerds this fact was unnoticed and largely ignored-
Three years later the first AI and the first mass-produced artificial organs were created.
Still expensive it was now possible for the rich to become young and for the poor to become resentful.
Quickly and so unstable the furor rose and in a masterful act of misdirection and to avoid the oncoming revolution the technology was somewhat democratized.
And for the same cheap amount(price of a cheap car) it was sold to trans women, enby and trans men who could easily acquire a shiny, lab-grown body.
With a sigh of relief Fox America News blasted on the evil pink cyan and white menace.
Who could think of the children, when the children were threatened by the children, blasted grown ass man and general-purpose Gremlin Zucker Carlton.
His throat swelled and he heaved and puffed and out came 4chan and another scandal in the proud american tradition of marginalization.
Right by redlining and the war on drug and Jim Crow came a threat from the labs of Sinnia Technologies.
Portable Reconstructed Indepedent DE-Refirgurators
With terrible marketing but excellent science PRIDE boasted the ability to liquefy your insides and rebuild them shiny while staying in a three painful day sleep.
"Like wrestling a bear with toothpick".
New faces and new hands and even new chromosomes. Each operation costly and unwieldy but very reversible.
So reversible in fact that the technology was made accessible to everyone, and thus and once again no one got angry when so many plutocrats said kiss kiss bye bye and the next new thing popped up in tv.

Possible Mars colonies and the impact on Revelations, scrolled Fox America in its colorless red white and blue banner.
"Will the final judgment come? Will our sinful souls be saved from tainted the soil if the prophecies contradict-"
In Kohl's opinion this was not the best of news. That tv station had gotten crazy in later years and this was too much. The transgender craze and the new scapegoats, rights for trans humans and AIs, was an excellent distraction, and though his transdaughter Lilian Wilson had angrily busted into his living room and he had apologized in front of his Lana...
Well it hadn't gone well to say the least.
The man rose with a sigh from his non-couch and grabbed a non-drink and tried to think of something.

Jade had uninstalled Fibber. Thanks to it though she had found out the trans challenge.
It was somewhat true it was a bet. But. But not really.
Her parents were gullible enough, with the appropriate certificate to prove it. By night she had heard them listening to that waxed man newscaster spewing saliva and hatred and decided that a front would be useful.
"Turn yourself into the opposite sex for a week!" said the "challenge". She had found a qr code in a candy licorice bar, and it opened Sinnias' Fibber's account.
In order to beat the challenge and to raise sales in local shops of PRIDE machines you could get a free back and forth swap. If you decided to stay like that though you had to pay up.
One of the worst PR campaigns in history had almost resulted in Sinnias' bankruptcy. But when she came back three days later and stinking of broken down proteins and weird goo her mother had first shrieked and cried.
She had been told that at no point she could ever enter the girl's bathroom in order to fulfill a stupid challenge.
Jade had no intention to swap back or to "invade" the girl's bathroom, but if her mother believed that forcing her to attend the school as girl was a punishment she was sorely mistaken.
She did not care if her helpful sister Caroline had spred rumours of her "cadful degeneracy". Painted posters provided by the local bible club that labeled her "Pervertito Numero Uno. Supremo Weirdasco."
In the style of Warhol's Monroe her new face plastered on every corner of school.
In other posters she appeared rubbing a Fu Manchu 'stache plastered on her face with several tentacles groping the schools girls.
"The TransNorman Menace"
The later were taken down by the school admin for racism and sexual imagery.
But she did not care. She did not care because her best friend Dio was by her side and she finally had a body that did not make hear want to punch all mirrors on planet.
That stranger in windows, with a ridiculous gangly broad shoulders gait, as far as she was considered that was the real menace. Norman was his name.
But Jade had buried it under 30 pounds of weird good and a peaceful nap. With her new body Jade was born and if Coach Solensky forced her to present standing in front of all the male locker population that was acceptable.
It was so much easier to stop caring about people deadnaming you or misgendering you when you knew that at least you had yourself.
The boys were not as stupid as the Coach and Jeremy Dickinson blushed a mighty red of jock Rosacea joy.
"For fuck's sake Jeremy if you want tits so much grow your own" blasted Carmichael.
Undeterred by shame or any notion of common space Carmichael had sidled up to Jeremy's side.
"Your sister is a package deal, isn't she?" Intimately Jade knew that Jeremy was actually talking to her.
Whispering into Jeremy's ear but loud of enough for her hear he had continued.
On the bright side Jeremy was not bullying her because he truly saw her a girl.
On the down side Jeremy did see her as a girl. This meant she will had to deal with him alone.
The girls had vetoed him after too many clumsy attempts at a relationship. "Jumping from deck to deck before it gets slippery" he had said on the memorable Halloween that had granted him a broken nose for a pirate costume.
And for breaking up with her sister Carolne after only three hours.
"The ship had sailed". He said and Jade had laughed at his joke. He had turned and smiled at him.
"Ugh. I should had known that smile meant trouble," Dio said as they finished changing and the womanizer continued to whisper to her cheesy pick ups through the ear of Jeremy.
"How do I keep it?"
Referring to her body, Jade was nervous her parents would force her to turn back. To be more accurate Jade would had run away before allowing herself to be swapped, but still.
Still with too much plot to give and not enough words to care the group had decided that focusing on the petty punishment of her parents was too much.
"The problem is that if this thing becomes notorious enough she will be mocked for it and she might start to care..."
Overhearing this Jeremy had caught up with he duo and said.
"Why not just tell her the truth? You know, she is your mom."
"No."
"Ugh" said Dio. "Mrs Carlton would not accept that. If she knew that Jade was not doing this as an elaborate ruse to enter the locker's, but rather because she is trans, then she would probably force Jade to change".
But for now Jade had to figure how to get the money necessary to paid for the already completed procedure.
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