Chapter 531: It’s Over. It’s All Over

“Then I want both!” Wang Zhitao said hurriedly.

“I have already said that I can only sell one to you.” Chen Fengxiong waved his hand and said, “However, looking at your eagerness to cure your disease, I will sell you another Hun Yuan Thunderbolt Pill[1]. After swallowing this pill, it can also bring great benefits to your illness. If you consume these two together, the effect will be even better! It’s likely that your illness will be cured in a moment.”

“Okay, okay. Pass it to me quickly…” Wang Zhitao was really desperate to cure the bodily disease as soon as possible. Listening to this God-like doctor [2] say that this was a cure for his illness, he was eager to learn more about it.

“However, the price for this isn’t cheap…” Chen Fengxiong shook his head and said, “This pill can’t be easily afforded by ordinary people. I think you should forget it. Let me give you a few ordinary medicines instead. Although the potency is far from this pill, consuming it would still give you some effect in the long run.”

“Money isn’t a problem!” How would Wang Zhitao lack money? “God-like doctor [2], just give me the strongest medicine!”

“This costs fifty thousand yuan!” Chen Fengxiong knew that Wang Zhitao had a lot of money, so he exaggerated the amount right away.

“Fifty thousand yuan? Okay, no problem! Give me the medicine.” Wang Zhitao nodded quickly.

Chen Fengxiong assessed Wang Zhitao on the spot and said with a squinted eyes, “You don’t look like you have fifty thousand yuan with you right now. Do you?”

“I’ll go withdraw money right now!” Wang Zhitao said, “You just give me the medicine first…” Wang Zhitao was anxious. The sooner he took the medicine, the sooner he would be cured.

“That can’t be done. There are rules in the industry. Money in exchange for goods!” Chen Fengxiong said arrogantly.

“Okay, then you wait for me. God-like doctor, I am going to withdraw money now. Don’t sell the Ultimate Heaven Constitution Soul Essence and Hun Yuan Thunderbolt Pills to others!” Wang Zhitao reminded him.

“Don’t worry.” Chen Fengxiong nodded his head.

Wang Zhitao didn’t dare to delay at all. After he left, he rushed and drove to the nearest bank available to withdraw fifty thousand yuan. Afterward, he hesitated and withdrew another thirty thousand yuan. Only then did he quickly rush back to the clinic of the God-like Doctor.

“God-like doctor, here is the fee for the medicine. I took out another thirty thousand yuan. If you can find any strong medicine, give me a dose too. As long as I return to my glory as soon as possible, I don’t mind spending more money!” Wang Zhitao respectfully placed the money on Chen Fengxiong’s wooden table.

” En …” Chen Fengxiong looked at the eight stacks of hundred-yuan bills in front of him and felt rather excited. In order to earn the remaining thirty thousand yuan, a light bulb lit up in Chen Fengxiong’s mind and he got another idea. “Right, I have another Flat Tire Muscle Strengthening Pill. It will be good for your health after you consume it. Let me give it to you, too!”

” Huh ? Flat Tire Muscle Strengthening Pill?” Wang Zhitao was stunned. “Isn’t that the poison that the people of the Royal Tramp taught to eat in The Deer and the Cauldron [3]?”

” Ugh … no. You heard it wrong. I was speaking about Fertility And Kidney Enhancement Pill [4]. After a woman takes it, she can preserve her fertility. After a man takes it, it can be beneficial for those aspects…” Chen Fengxiong explained.

” Oh … it turns out to be like this…” Wang Zhitao was enlightened. “Then you give it to me…”

“You wait for a bit. Let me go get it for you.” Chen Fengxiong said as he turned and went to his room.

In other words, how would Chen Fengxiong have these Ultimate Heaven Constitution Soul Essence Pills and what Hun Yuan Thunderbolt Pill, let alone whatever Fertility And Kidney Enhancement Pill? However, Chen Fengxiong had to come up with something for these 80,000 yuan.

After opening the closet, Chen Fengxiong saw a few white mothballs and his heart moved. Ha, this seemed to be a good fit. Isn’t this the Ultimate Heaven Constitution Soul Essence Pill? If I were to think about it, the stupid boy won’t even realize what this is.

He reached his hand out, and the Ultimate Heaven Constitution Soul Essence Pill has been obtained. Then, Chen Fengxiong began to look for the Hun Yuan Thunderbolt Pill. After searching for a long time, he couldn’t find anything similar and he turned around to the kitchen. He suddenly found a dark red round mass near the underground sewer. He didn’t know what it was. He just picked it up directly. Hun Yuan Thunderbolt Pill obtained.

As for the last remaining Fertility And Kidney Enhancement pill, Chen Fengxiong really had nothing else. After rummaging for a long time he couldn’t see anything useful. Suddenly, he thought about his partner’s Chinese medicine pills for epilepsy and insomnia. So, he quickly opened the medicine box, took out a pill, spit a little saliva on it, and then molded the two balls into a single ball. After he felt that the size was appropriate, he was ready to go out again. After giving another thought, these three things were all god-like materials. If I just take them out, they didn’t really look like it. So, he turned around and searched in the drawer for a long time to find a few jewel boxes belonging to his daughter-in-law. One by one, he placed those few pills inside, and only then did he come out of the room.

Wang Zhitao still sat there respectfully. When he saw Chen Fengxiong come out, he said quickly, “God-like doctor, have you gotten the medicine?”

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” En , I got it.” Chen Fengxiong put the three boxes on the table in an inscrutable way, and then he introduced them one by one, “This is the Ultimate Heaven Constitution Soul Essence Pill, you must consume it… en with some cold water. It must be some icy cold water, otherwise, it would have no effect!”

“Okay, I understand.” Wang Zhitao nodded and asked, “What about the others?”

“This Hun Yuan Thunderbolt Pill [1], when you listen to this name you know that it is a fire-type medicine. Therefore, this must be taken with boiling water. It must be boiling hot water, or there will be no effect.” Chen Fengxiong instructed.

” Ah ?” Wang Zhitao was stunned. He frowned as he said, “Boiling hot water, wouldn’t that burn me to death?”

” En … this really is a problem. Then you let it cool down a bit more before taking it, but the effect won’t be as good as boiling hot water.” Chen Fengxiong also realized the bug [5] in his speech and quickly changed his words. “In fact, when you consume these three god-like pills together, it would be fine to miss that little bit of extra effects.”

“Okay, okay.” How would Wang Zhitao know that Chen Fengxiong was speaking off the cuff? Wang Zhitao still trusted him with a serious look.

“The last pill… that… what was it…” Chen Fengxiong patted his head and scolded himself secretly about how he was old. How can I forget the name of this pill in the blink of an eye?

“God-like doctor, are you asking me? This must definitely be the Fertility And Kidney Enhancement Pill, right?” Wang Zhitao didn’t suspect him and said directly.

“Well, yes. Fertility And Kidney Enhancement Pill.” Chen Fengxiong thought he had a close call with that. “I was afraid that you couldn’t tell the difference, so I deliberately tested you. There’s nothing much to say about this Fertility And Kidney Enhancement Pill. The key is you mustn’t drink water with this pill…”

“Swallow it directly?” Wang Zhitao looked at the huge black pill and his face seemed a bit bitter… But in order to cure the disease, he surrendered and gritted his teeth. “Understood!”

Chen Fengxiong collected the money and sent Wang Zhitao out with a smile. He turned back to the house and laughed until he was going to roll on the floor. Three broken pills and he cheated a sucker out of eighty thousand yuan. I’m such a great person!

Wang Zhitao happily carried these three god-like medicines back home…

Originally, Wang Zhitao wasn’t such a gullible person. No matter what, he was also a new generation of young people who grew up under the education of atheism. However, the matter has to do with his lifelong happiness. Especially after his own illness hadn’t been cured for a long time, Wang Zhitao could only put his hope on these strange persons who claimed to have supernatural powers.

For this “God-like doctor,” Doctor Chen, he was rumored to have immortal powers. After Wang Zhitao read N number of forum posts, he had finally believed this Chen God-like Doctor, so he went to visit for help.

How would he know that the replies on the online forums were all replies bought by Chen Fengxiong’s money? These people were hired to upload some of Chen Fengxiong’s “miracle healing” on the forums for illnesses and diseases!

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“Old man, where is the rat poison that I left by the side of the kitchen sewer?” Chen Fengxiong’s wife came back from the market and asked casually while cooking in the kitchen.

“What’s that? I don’t know.” Chen Fengxiong didn’t pay attention to what his wife said at all but he smiled and said, “Can you guess how much I made today?”

“How would I know how much money you made? Three hundred? Or five hundred?” Chen Fengxiong’s wife said with a sigh, “You continue to lie all day. I don’t think you’ll ever be able to make a fortune. I don’t know how long more before we need to move again… Ai …”

” Hehe , this time, I think we can go back to our hometown now. It would be enough to buy a piece of land or anything we want!” Chen Fengxiong grinned and said, “I made eighty thousand yuan today!”

” Sha ? Eighty thousand yuan?” Chen Fengxiong’s wife’s widened her eyes unbelievably. “Really? How did you earn it?”

” Haha , I met a dumb rich head. I sold three broken pills for eighty thousand yuan! Hahahaha !” Chen Fengxiong said happily.

“What kind of pills can be sold for eighty thousand yuan?” Chen Fengxiong’s wife still didn’t believe it.

” Hehe , with your pills that treat insomnia and epilepsy, I made them into one pill. Also, the mothball in the closet, that’s another pill. There’s one more random pill that I have no idea what it is, I picked it up in the kitchen…” Chen Fengxiong proudly said, “Look, isn’t this eighty thousand yuan!”

Chen Fengxiong handed over a plastic bag…

However, Chen Fengxiong’s wife didn’t reach out to pick up the plastic bag. However, she panicked and looked at Chen Fengxiong anxiously. “It’s over! This is over! Old man, you’re killing someone this time!”