Chapter 1: Chapter 1: Daily life

*Skrrrrt*

*CRASH*

"Oh my god!"

"Call an ambulance! Call an ambulance!"

'Looks like Truck-kun is busy again.'

As I pedal myself to school, he just crashes in to the guy walking over there. He must have a lot of Karma since a ticket of Truck-kun Isekai Express is really expensive. Well, there are other alternatives such as Natural Worldline or KnifeX, but they have more risks involved, with Truck-kun express, you are almost guaranteed to meet a God or Goddess.

'Welp, not my business, I'm running late.'

Then there's me, an uncaring bastard who can't give a fuck, living my life as normal. Like what do you expect me to do? That old lady has already called the ambulance, and that guy is already performing first aid, I'm unneeded here!

Oh hey would you look at that! Inner monologuing really makes time goes faster, I'm at school now.

*Smooth transition*

Ahhh... another day at class. Let's read some novels on Writing Center... What do you mean there are no new chapter from CuppedHarmony? I'll have to wait till tomorrow morning for another chapter of Jumping Starry Fox? Fuuuu-!

Math, revision, boring.

English is fine.

Physics, ehh... so-so.

Technology, well, it's more of economy now, but it's fun, so ok.

Time to go home.

*Smooth transition*

So what do we have for lunch today... There's pork, carrots, potatoes,... Uhh, let me Gaagle it real quick...

Kohlrabi... Who thought of that name? Should I just monologue with my mother tongue?

Nah, I'm not gonna reveal my nationality that easily you sicko mind readers. Although if you can read my mind then I'm pretty sure that you've seen me in my natural habitat before.

Well, let's make some stew.

*Click*

*Fluht*(gas cooker turns on)

*Shaaaaaaa*(water tap flowing)

*Clack*(puts pot on the stove)

*One cooking session later*

Here we go, pork stew with carrot, potato and kol-kohlar-kohlrarb- oh fuck it! Let's dig in.

*One meal later*

Mmmm, Yeah, pretty good, this shit deserve -1 Michalin star, good job me.

Oh shit! Afternoon classes!

Oh, I still have 30 more minutes to rest, change my clothes, grab everything, go out, lock the door, wait for the elevator, take my bike out, say hi to Mr. Guard, pedal like crazy for 1.6 kilometers in 7 minutes, put my bike in place and speed walk to the second floor while putting my ticket in my backpack with a weird posture, nice.

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*30 minutes later*

Don't... Haa... ask... Haa... how... Haa... I even... Haa... gotereontime... Haa... Haa... Haaaaaa...

*Inhales*

*Exhales*

So that's kinda my special ability, the ability to procrastinate going to school but somehow still gets there on time. Pretty neat if you ask me.

Welp, afternoon class.

Sports, badminton is fun.

Military training, don't ask.

After school club, home going.

*Another smooth transition*

"Honey I'm home."

The bottle of honey stands there as if it's looking at me weirdly.

"Deer, you need to stop looking at me like that."

What? Is having a virtual pet deer weird?

Well, for dinner, there's still stew from lunch, so Imma cook some stir fried beef.

*Cooking montage*

My parents are home.

Itadakimasu.

Not because I'm Japanese but just because.

*Nom nom nom*

"Dear watchers, we have just received a new news..." The news guy says.

Probably some severe things looking at his expressions. Murder? Mass suicide?

"...A fake video about a weirdly-dressed girl fighting a monstrosity in the woods is going viral. The uploader of the video refuses to admit that it's faked, and the witnesses were being questioned all said it's real. The police is investigating further in this case. This is the biggest fake video project ever seen before. We can see that the effect of social media is..."

Hmm? I smell flags. You can hide something like this, but it won't be long until the whole world is going to accept it as the norm. Look at the virus, it all started with some doctor hiding the patients, and look at it's damage. But well, it might just be a fake video like he said, can't be too sure about that.

*Next day*

*Yawns*

New day, more school, haaa~

School goes on pretty normal. Nothing weird happened. The 8 storeys tall dragon was definitely laying on the school yard yesterday too. Yep. Yep.

Fucking news and their fucking flag planting technique.

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